>tfw no high-income corporate executive gf to buy me lots

>>34513047

Sorry OP you were born a man.

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>>34513047
I met one who offered this sort of thing.

However, I was a fucking dipshit so I rejected her on the grounds that she was a terrible person outside of our relationship.

she was also a bit too old for my taste

The only way you are going to get that as a man is to get with another man.

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>>34513078
Why can't real old women be as cute as the ones from anime?

>>34513127
You think I actually could?

>>34513078

Greentext it plz bro.

You can only get this if you look hot as fug man.

>>34513139

I've had the opportunity. The guy wasn't exactly rich, but if I'd been his boyfriend I could have lived off him completely. We're friends tho coz I'm not gay. If he was a girl tho I would totally do it.

>>34513047
just go gay and put yourself out there as a sub

you can look ANY way and there will ALWAYS be a guy that wants to put his dick in you, if you string him on long enough hell accept you as a leech as long as you suck his dick good and make sure hes always satsfied

>>34513078
Korean Kaiji.

>>34513139
Yes there are plenty of older gay guys looking for younger guys to turn into house husbands. I know this because I am a straight guy who chose to get into a relationship with a guy so he could sit at home all day. Once n a while I have to fuck him in the ass so I just start fantasizing about women with my eyes closed while I do it. We are in the process of using my sperm to have a kid right now.

I'd want to keep my job, but get home before her and cook her dinner and greet her at the door with a kiss when she comes home.

>>34513147
It's kinda long, if you can keep this thread up I'll try to post it.

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>>34513210
Anything for a good green.

>>34513047
I'm so excited to do this for my boyfriend~ I hope he enjoys it as much as he says. He has a disability. Good luck finding the girl for you! There's hope, and I'm sure she's out there somewhere :D

>>34513210

Deal OP.

Raviolo ravilolo

>>34513334

Plz greentext your situation too.

>>34513334
Is he ok with you sucking dicks to get up the corporate ladder?

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>>34513147
>21yo
>no money
>no friends
>just work and live with my parents
>someone I hung out with over 2 years ago hits me up for coffee
>whatever, at least I can get out of the house and drink some free diabeetus
>at Starbucks
>long ass line, my old acquaintance and I caught up on our drive over
>tries to make small talk
>hey anon, check out that ass!
>I halfheartedly humour his attempt at conversation
>Yeah, shes pretty cute as well
>really, she was ~6.5/10
>go and talk to her, youre single right?
>try to dismiss it with an awkward laugh
>he keeps pressing me
>what's gonna happen? She tells you to fuck off? All the normie scripted encouragement were downloaded.
>I get tired of it, and agree to make an ass of myself
>time to order coffee
>order my shit
>friend doesn't pay for it
>I don't have my wallet
>trying not to draw too much attention, I try to convince dudeman I'm good for it
>he rejects me, I cancel my order
>girl is waiting for her order and pays for it instead
>t-thanks
>"no problem, did you say your name was anon?" (In Starbucks they ask for your name when you order for some reason)
>Yeah
>"I've always liked that name..." etc. etc.
>small talk evolves just fast enough for her to be comfortable with me sitting with her, while my """friend""" is a table away creeping the entire time
>eventually we start talking about deeper subjects, and she tells me a bunch of stuff about her career and whatnot
>after about at least an hour dudeman leaves and I don't notice
>3 hours pass, and I'm still talking to her, which wasn't unpleasant but I wanted to go home
>hey, it was cool meeting you, and thanks again for the coffee
>get up, my ride home already left
>mfw I spent 3 hours talking to a total stranger
>bum a ride off her, and exchange numbers before she drops me off
Cont.

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>>34513549
>think nothing of it aside from having some pleasant social interaction for a change
>the next day, she rings me up asking to hang out again
>fuck it, I don't have anything else to do
>she takes me to a tailor
>why are when here?
>"we're going to a party anon, you need to dress up"
>oh I already have a suit, besides I can't afford shit like that rn
>"no no, it's a present! I insist"
>I get measured up, and she's talking to the tailor and I try a few things on
>not 10 minutes pass and she buys me a $5000 suit
>mfw
>I ask her about it and she keeps saying "don't worry anon, you don't owe me anything, I just wanted to do something nice"
>go to the aforementioned party
>it's a massive gathering of lawyers and bankers, all dressed up and shooting the shit in some guys house, which had a massive aquarium for a wall
>I walk around and socialize for a bit (didn't make any connections because I was too concerned with not making an ass of myself)
>listening to some old guy talk really nonchalantly about fucking over an entire community for the sake of making a bit of cash to recover from a recent divorce
>straightoutofamovie.jpg
>get disgusted and take my leave
>date asks what's wrong and I explain to her how he's an atrocious human being
Cont.

>>34513757

Anon you lucky F U C K E R.

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>>34513757
>she says "not really, I mean you gotta do what's nessisary, in fact this one time...."
>continues to tell me a story from earlier in her career, which I won't repeat in this thread
>in summary, she put some guy in jail when they never even met, in order to secure a client
>uhh, ohkay...
>finish my cigarette and return to the party
>talk with some more rich fucks
>food tastes dope as fuck
>drink easily $300 without even getting that drunk
>my companion, however didn't have such tolerance and was keeping pace with me
>called a cab
>we both go home, I hang up my suit and pass out
>she calls the next day, saying she's not feeling 100% but still wants to hang out
Cont.

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>>34513853
>agree to meet up for coffee, and just talk for a bit
>she pays for it, and starts questioning me about getting into a relationship together
>uhhh, sorry... I mean you seem like you've got your life in order but I couldn't imagine you as anything more than a friend
>starts giving me shit about my life descisions, and straight up offers to be my sugar momma
>that's very kind of you, but I'm afraid not
>we finish our coffee and go home, never to see each other again
>she was 26 btw, and had more than enough money to support both of us easily for the rest of our lives
I didn't take it, because of my harsh judgement.

>tfw I could have made it

>>34513925
Also I sold the suit.

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>>34513853
>>34513925
>2017
>being a moral babby

You goofed bad. Dial that number and ask if she's still single.

>>34513948
I'm considering it, as this was just a couple months ago.

If I do I'll make threads and post pics, keeping you robros updated.

>>34513976
Seriously do it tell her you're sorry and that you did like her. You were just afraid of a relationship at the time. Please do make threads about it if you do.

>>34513976
>>34513948
>>34513988

This this this. And when she gives you an allowance have weekly or monthly giveaways for your fellow brobots who pointed you in the right direction.

>>34513925
>she was 26 btw
she wasn't even that much older than you

you fucked up man

>>34514051
6/10 might've been an exaggeration, seeing as 26 is prime christmas cake territory. Come on, was she really that ugly?

>>34513925
>26
>6.5/10
>rich
I think you fucked up, anon. What did it feel like wearing a $5000 suit?

t. poorfag

Wasn't expecting a good thread today but it somehow still manages to surprise me

>>34514104
Objectively a 7, she had really bright blue eyes and brown hair that she kept in a pony tail, though I marked her down to 6.5 because she had tiny boobies and spoke with a southern drawl(not redneck tier but it was noticable.)

>>34514150
It fit extremely well and looked great. I now know not to fall for the "off the shelf" meme

>>34514154
>>34514170
I wish I was you anon. You literally could be living my dream right now.

>>34514154
How small are we talking about? Could the ass have made up for it?

>>34514154
>bright blue eyes and brown hair
I really hate you right now tbqh senpai

>>34514170
>tfw i never even had a suit
Do you still have the suit? Post pic with timestamp

>>34514222
Bs, her ass would have made up for it but we never fugged

>>34514232
>>34513943
Sorry m80

>>34514258
Never mind. I didn't see that post. How much did you sell it for?

>>34514235

B is perfectly fine anon. Not as good as C, but still good.

>>34514154
>spoke with a southern drawl
This is a pretty big boner killer.

>>34514302
A little over 2 grand. Which helped a lot in terms of financial worries at the time, so I don't regret selling something I'd rarely use.

>>34513047
I'd like that but I don't need to be a neet and have her support me completely. Just having her be superior is enough.

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>>34513925
Can't blame you. I would have freaked out as well if a Trump-tier (financial,not political) girl would ask me to be her bf/husbando.