Have you ever had to put up with someone having sex in the same

i was trying to make out with a chick on one couch and got swerved while my gay friend got a blowjob on another couch in the same room while a movie played after a party

i wanted to die senpai

>>34510695
How old were you when this happened to you?

>>34511283
5 years young at the time

>>34511307
You had a gay friend who was getting a blowjob at 5?

>Chad cousin brings us each a girl back to our cabin on a cruise ship
>I pass out because this was the first time I was ever drunk
>When I wake up he's fucking both of them

I gave up that day

>>34511439
no,my friend was 7

I once invited my oneitis to a house party and she wound up spending the night making out with some skeezy hispanic dude on the couch in the living room

>love the thought of sex with me on top
>tfw husband gets soft when we try

>>34511570
How's your relationship with your husband?

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>be sophomore in college
>friends with a very butch lesbian in my program
>invites me to a party at her off-campus house
>her and 3 other girls
>get drunk with everyone
>don't want to drive home
>friend offers me the couch in the living room
>wake up at 4 am to sounds of one of the girls who lives there getting absolutely railed by her chad bf
>massive headache because of alcohol
>can't go back to sleep
>all i can hear is grunting and smacking noises
>go to kitchen to get water
>another of the girls who lives there is standing in front of the open fridge
>in a baggy t-shirt and boxers looking disheveled
>drinking milk directly out of the jug
>she looks at me and goes "oh, did they wake you up too?"
>nod
>don't say anything because of fear i might vomit
>get water
>world stops spinning
>girl says something to the effect of "he doesn't usually last this long, hah"
>go back to couch
>can hear girl making noises now too
>go to the bathroom
>fap
>dispense my load to the sound of some stacy getting boned
>go back to sleep

tits unrelated but she sorta looks like the girl who talked to me in the kitchen and that sorta looks like their bathroom

>>34510664

Yes. My parents. Sometimes they still do.

>>34511453
How was he fucking 2 women with 1 dick?

>>34511720
>can hear girl making noises now too
So Chad fucked his gf and then the girl from the kitchen?

>>34511863
negative chief. coming from same bedroom, she was just silent up until that point

>>34511842
Not literally simultaneously....I woke up and he was fucking Lindsey in what I think was the ass while Yovanna made out with him.

>>34512008
Why did you feel bad if you're the one who backed out of it?

Roommate had his gf come over like twice a week. Never cared, they always tried to be silent but you can hear it anyway.

Tried masturbating to it once but couldn't do it.

douchebag roommates girlfriend would never moan when they had sex unless she didnt know that I was home
I thought it was funny because it proved that her moans were blatantly faked and this guy tries to act alpha as fuck all the time like he's more alpha than everyone
>ended up cucking roommate a couple times before they broke up
>bigger dick

>>34512501
How do you know she wasn't trying to suppress her moans so as not to be abnoxious or embarrassed because of your presence?

>>34512610
I just think if they were legitimate moans, then she wouldn't be able to stop herself from moaning. Which is usually the case when a girl gets fucked good in my experience

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>>34510664
>staying over at my dad's house
>he's out on call at work, leaving me, my stepbrother, one of his friends (female) and his brother
>decide it's about time for bed and bring my laptop upstairs to my room
>dad's friend (female) and my uncle are up here already talking in the hallway
>I walk past them into the bathroom to take a piss
>shaking and baking the piss off my dick when I hear "Fuck you!" yelled by a female voice down the hall
>uncle replies with the same phrase
>hear a door slam
>come out of bathroom, they're nowhere to be seen
>proceed down the hall to my bedroom
>door is locked
>hear female giggling
>she yells "No laptop for you, Anon!" and giggles again
>sigh and go back downstairs
>stepbrother asks what's going on, so I give him the news
>"Them's the breaks, kid, sorry."
>after a while, they come back downstairs
>give them both a look and go back upstairs
>pull everything off my bed and bring it down to the washing machine

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>>34510664
In college. Guy next door was annihilating some chick. They were very loud.

I pressed my ear to the wall and fapped quietly.

>>34510664
I was in one of the squadron dorms at Goodfellow AFB and when I was in the bedroom I could hear the person living above me knocking their bed into the wall over and over.

>>34511720
This man is great at greentexting

Also wtf the Chad was making the most noise at first like nigga it's really hard for me to make any verbal grunts while fucking

>>34511842
half a dick in each girl, retard

>>34510664
Yep. My oneitis who I orbited relentlessly and my best friend started feeling each other up in my bed in my room while I was also in my bed. They thought I was sleeping. Or they just had no respect for me. Probably both. I pretended to be asleep for 5 minutes while they quietly and slowly went at it, but I eventually couldn't take it anymore and got out of bed and left them alone in my own room. Pro tip: don't have co-ed sleepovers if you're beta trash

Also my college freshman roommate. He was a hockey Chad. Brought some slut in at midnight the night before my 7 AM anthropology final while I was trying to sleep. I just stayed still for that one and waited for it to be over.

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Sounds terrible. Thank God it hasn't happened to me yet. I am sure it will eventually since I am a robot. Worst I've experienced is swimming in the pool with two chicks from my class and my friend. They both ignored me and took all interest in my friend. Then I had a crush on a girl and as I was walking through these shitty apartments I caught her and another friend making out. Boom shot to the chest. Later on in 6th grade I had another crush with a chick my age who somehow had big boobs. I caught her licking the stomach of a fucking HIGHSCHOOL MAN at some gazebo next to a recreational center we were all at. Bet she sucked his dick too. I didn't stick around to find out. It's a shame I didn't think to call the cops on that highschooler. It is illegal for a highschooler to fuck around with a 12 year old, right? God if I had to be around other people having sex I would be pretty triggered.

No, but my neighbour watches porn very loudly.

>>34513600
That sick bastard

I lived in a caravan until I was 8, so probably. I was never aware of it though.

My little sister's boyfriend fucked her in the adjoining room before they left for college - they go to the same college. I could strangle the cunt for his disrespect.

>>34514445
Elliot was driven to insanity by, among other things, hearing some dude bang his sister.

>>34514663
I don't care about the fucking so much, more the fact that they were going to the same place and thus could've easily avoided disrespecting me and my household by waiting a week.

Friends have banged in the other room but I've never heard them. The first time two of them got together I was asleep on the floor in the house and I've been in the room just after they've banged.
I think once I might of been in the room while they were nude but I was just going the en suite and you dont see the bed.

I saw the girls qt feet once though.

>>34513600
Originally sorry

>>34513600
How the fuck do you watch porn loudly?

>>34511990
Could have got some
Though she probably fucked him later

>>34510664
>with my gf.
>she always says I'm the best sex of her life, and I get her moaning loudly every time.
>his one time, I was fucking my girlfriend in the middle of the night.
>her family wasn't at home, so we went maximum volume.
>windowIsWideOpen.jpg
>after like 15 minutes (our sex sessions are about that long, usually)
>her neighbor from another floor presumably yells at us "QUIETER PLEASE!!!"
>we burst out laughing for 5 minutes and get totally off the mode.
>was worth it, though

I have some more stories.

I've had to put up with trying to keep it quiet while fucking a girl and people being in the next room.

>be me
>friend and I talk about wanting to fuck this one hot chick who works with us
>one day asshole friend tells her that we want to fuck her but heavily implies that it's mostly me
>she now wants to hang out with us
>hang out at friends house, she insists that I be there
>we end up all sleeping in the same bed, nothing happens but they cuddle all night
>wake up next morning, everyone is awake still in bed
>they start fucking
>mfw nothing happened to me