How would you honestly react if you pulled down a girl's

It all depends if Im in love with her or not. if so I'd make passionate love and cuddle.

>>34509529
Is yell what the fuck throw them to the ground and storm out their door.

>>34509529
1. I would know before we went into the bedroom if she was a girl
2. If i do somehow wind up in the situation I would fuck her because i'm horny, then feel immediate regret and drink

id be pretty happy desu

rub my balls against her balls

>>34509529
>if you pulled down a girl's pants and she had a dick?
girls do not have penises, so this would never ever happen outside of your hentai cartoons

>>34509529
If I already paid the fee guess I am suckin dick.

>inb4 360 degrees and walk away

Really depends on how attractive they were. I might fuck them anyway but I wouldn't date them after

>>34509612
>her

>>34509637
>they

/r9k/ really has been brainwashed

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>>34509613
This desu famalama xDd im orignial

>>34509529
Crushing disappointment. I finally found a girl who must love me enough to want to have sex, and "she's" a he.

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>>34509529
>she has a dick
Not tricking me today OP.

>>34509529
Look at that delicious boipucci!
Who can resist to sniff at that juicy boi-poochie??

I have a feminine penis too so now it's even more pure yuri

If I couldn't tell up until that point, I wouldn't mind it. If the trap traps me, they earned it.

>>34509529

I'd want to have rough anal but i'd probably be so weirded out from a tranny irl that i couldn't get hard

>>34509674
What's wrong with calling someone "she" who wants to be called that?


As long as it's not their weird fucking xe/xer/xim shit, I'm okay with it.

Same with genders. There's two, and trans people identify as one of the two. Anything beyond that is silliness.

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>>34510000
>saying you're a guy when you have a pussy means anything

>>34509529

I'd be so fucking pissed, disgusted and depressed. I'd kick them out immediately or get the fuck out of where ever I was. If they even lay a single finger on me I'll beat the fuck out of them out of self defense.

>>34509529
Do. Happy dance bc I just win lottery

>>34510561
>Not preferring feminine penis to a slimy vagina

KYS beta male

>>34510655

>Being this fucking meme'd into believing this shit.

Kill yourself tumblr.

>>34509529
give him the succ ofc

>>34510655
> being this much of a faggot
It's ok anon. Most guys like pussies and there is not anything wrong with liking dicks but you are gay.

>>34509739
>he

>>34510687
>him

>>34510000
nothing

it's just /pol/tards who get triggered by that kind of stuff

probably pause and break down crying mid act because another failure at that level would be devastating.
it's getting harder to cope with upset.

>>34509529
That's an impossible scenario

It wouldn't ever happen to me.

>>34509529
About the same way as if I pulled down a girls pants. Shocked that it was actually happening.

>>34509529
>How would you honestly react if you pulled down a girl's pants and she had a dick?
be extremely happy honestly

I don't even know how I am supposed to deal vaginas I am much more familiar with penises

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>>34509529
"Oh my...Let me fix that for ya, honey!"

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>>34509529
i'd do picadiddly related

>>34509529
I'd flat fucking leave. Probably hit him

>>34511847
Why is the edge on the wrong side of the knife?

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>>34510561
>If they even lay a single finger on me I'll beat the fuck out of them out of self defense.

How weak of a man do you have to be to be THIS insecure.

>>34512297

Actually I'm pretty fucking SECURE in the fact that I'm a male and not a faggot and don't want to stick my dick in another man at any level.

Stop projecting. The insecure ones are the guys who can't talk to an actual female and want pretend-females because it's the easy, pathetic way out.

>>34512718
You want to physically assault someone for making you uncomfortable when you could just say "Sorry, I'm not in to this" and leave.

No need for the hypermasculinity there, champ.

>>34512718
Bro..... You're obviously gay. That's cool man. We support you anon

>>34511847
This is actually a pretty hot pic got anymore?

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>>34509529
Filthy pig faggot, get dealt with

>>34512179
r00d, you should be ashamed of yourself anon ! >:(

>>34512854
Oh, you. Quit your Joshin'.

>>34512760

No I want to physically assault someone who physically touched me when I made it clear I didn't want to be touched by them. Learn to fucking read and learn what context means.

I deliberately said

>"If they even lay a single finger on me I'll beat the fuck out of them out of self defense."

Self-defense as in, I'm leaving and he's grabbing me or touching me trying to get me to stay. THATS what I'm talking about. LEARN. TO. FUCKING. READ.

>>34512802

No I don't get meme'd into things like you faggots do. Go back to jacking off hentai and claiming we need to make porn illegal because you can't control yourself.

>>34512942
>LEARN. TO. FUCKING. READ.
It's an over reaction and you know it. Unless you're a manlet and that's why youre scared some tiny little bitchboi cant do anything to you.

>Ill beat the fuck out of them for laying a single finger on me
I know you might think this makes you sound tough like those movies with Clint Eastwood you and your dad loved so much but it just makes you sound like a neanderthal, famodachi.

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Honestly i'd be pissed i was lied to more than anything else. Obvious gtfo for me. Besides, degenerates like that are most likely to be carriers of std's and i don't want poopdick anyway.

>>34512942
You're confusing me with a different strawman.
>don't want to stick my dick in another man at any level
So you're a bottom? Ain't no shame in taking the dick myman.
>want pretend-females because it's the easy, pathetic way out
Easy, pathetic way out of what?

Id still pound it.

The first thing id do though is grin and laugh slightly. Like, shit, i didnt expect this. But its just as good so ill take it.

>>34512942
>No I want to physically assault someone who physically touched me when I made it clear I didn't want to be touched by them.
Why are niggers so violent?

>>34513030
>>34513081

Okay. You rape little kids. Why? I said so. Stop raping little kids you fucking pedophiles. Stop denying you rape little kids. You rape little kids, I know you do, just admit it already.

>>34513106
>just as good

wat

>>34513144
That's certainly an assumption, anon.
The interpretation of your sexuality is predicted by how you would react in the OP situation.
What would your interpretation be based on?
Also, checked.

>>34509529
I'd be fuck buddies for a few years with a trap but nothing permanen.
They'd look too manly when they get older.

I'm attracted to feminine looks, not exactly men/women.
Once they lose the feminine looks it's a deal breaker

>>34513144
I'm not even saying you're closeted. I'm just saying your confidence in your sexuality is fragile as shit. But don't go all literally "tumblr vs cishet males" on us.

>>34513252
they look manlier even on hrt?

>How the fuck did I miss that?
>leave

>>34512297
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>>34512760
I think the big thing is that they're not telling you they are a male.... Assuming you were drunk/they were some amazing trap

>>34509627
fug, beaten

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>>34513348
The real question is, what would Begbie do?
Answer
throw a gay panic hissy fit

Why do passable trannies not tell their partners that they have cocks?
And then they complain about getting beat up

>>34513410
I would like a statistic on that info.

>>34513396
if the tranny got mouthy with him calling him gay, he would probably kill xer

>>34509529
>liking girls
What are you, some kind of stupid normie?

would kiss his balls softly to tease, then proceed to eat his milk

then punch the fucker in the throat for entering my room, no bitches on ma room allowed

>>34513480
Ah Begbie, ever the model bloke

>>34509529
time to impregnate her

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What would Moon Man do?

Tranny here

Why the fuck would you not tell them you're trans until you're about to have sex? That's a fantastic way to get murdered

>>34513690
I just got a boyfriend. We are having our 5th date on Tuesday and I still haven't mentioned I am trans. It is not that big of a deal.

>>34513707
I don't believe you at all, I am 100% certain you're a cis dude shitposting for easy bait replies

>>34513707
You can't hide your manjaw

He definitely knows

I'd absolutely 100% wreck her boipussy.

>>34513780
>her
>boipussy
>her boipussy

Dude it's his anal. Seriously.

>>34513904
learn the nu-lgbtqrstuvwxyzed lexicon, bigot

boyoussy=anus
boyclit=penis

get with it, ya goober

>>34513904
he can't accept that he's a faggot yet, play nice.

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I've always been curious about fucking one, so I'd at least try it and see where it goes with her.

>>34513986

My faggotry and I are at peace with each other desu.

>>34509529
Eat her asshole then fuck it

>>34512199
Have you ever been in a kitchen?

>>34509529
suck her penis

>>34509529
In for a penny, in for a pound. Probably give a blowjob to put her at ease (albeit not to completion). Maybe some preparatory rimming, and ultimately a reach around. Only polite really.

kick him in the nuts.

sue me for all i care

laugh & perhaps curse god that in life such wretched sicknesss & ineffable effusions of divine love can masquerade together in the same world, each one cancelling each other, killing the other, every sand castle kicked down and every heart-attachment brutally exstinguished the instant it comes into being. why couldn't you have let me had this? you had to keep teaching me lessons? why? why? why cuoldn't I have learned in a classroom, like with everything else? why didn't you just make us perfect, so we didn't have to deal with this whole wretched farce? WHY???

>>34512839
here you go anon

https://www.valas.fr/IMG/pdf/Freud_Complete_Works.pdf

>>34513550
moon man is not a good role model, anon

>>34513396
anyone else hype for porno?
shame americucks have to wait until march

>girl
>dick
pick one and only one answer

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>her
>she
lol damn niggas you gay as fuck
orange content original
orange content original
orange content original

>>34509529
i would go king kong on the butthole, know what i mean?

>>34509529
kidnap and keep in cage under my bed

Fuck him in the ass,no lube then leave.

>>34509529
I honestly wouldn't even be that upset.
If (s)he is cute enough to legitimately trap me and convince me it's a girl(female), I'll probably just go along with it and see exactly how I gay really am.

>>34509529
Depends on how long we'd known each other, I guess.
On the one hand, I don't care about the genital configuration of a person.
On the other hand, I don't like being lied to, but I understand the apprehensive approach they took.
So I guess.... Break out the lube and go to town.

Honestly, I would fuck. Doesn't matter, had sex.

>>34509529
Ey buddy a hole's a hole at this point.

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>>34509529
I mean, say we had a nice date, that means I`d probably like her, it, whatever, anyways. Also, provided it looked as feminine as the one in pic related, I`d probably smash it.

Cute is cute, and a hole is a hole. No sense in being too insecure, I guess.

>>34509529
If I hadn't known up till that point I wouldn't mind, always been a bit of a fag anyway. Even if I had known I probably wouldn't care, probably just try and get into her pants more. Okay I'm a faggot.

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>fuck her in her boy pussy
>make her have an anal orgasm and cum from her girl cock
>cum inside her
>stay like that for a little bit
>say "Oh shit! Are you on the pill?"
>giggle with her and kiss
inb4 >her

>>34520527
>female pronoun

>>34509529
Grab handful of hair, shove face into mattress, spit on asshole, begin fucking

>>34516216
I'm pretty excited too desu. Thought they were gonna make a movie of skagboys somehow but I guess this will do.