>look, stacey! another virgin! quick! let's get 'im!
>ready... aim...
what do you do?
I'm not a virgin though, I've been fucked in the boipucci
god i'm so ready to die. let her shoot me to death
Stand still and welcome the sweet embrace of death.
>>34505133
Safe choice, I stand still and wait for her to miss.
How can she possibly think she'll outsmart me, she's over 6.
Kill her, then kill myself before the cops learn that a sad fate should befall a Stacy with a bright future ahead of her all because of some kid who played violent videogames.
>>34505133
laugh because i see stacy over there, in her half pink realtree
laugh because i know that pretentious bitch struggles to make 1ft groups at 100yrds
laugh because im not sure how this situation would exist
>>34505133
I stand as still as I can so that they can have an easier time aiming and making my death quick.
>>34505133
hahahaha
stacy cannot aim. Her vagina distracts her too much - she cannot concentrate.
>>34505880
>aimbot
dumbfuck
>>34506173
But women can't be robots.
>>34505133
>commence virgin walk
>staceyhood prevents them from being able to predict my movements
>escape
"I'll let you go but you must pleasure me"
>>34505338
>>34505399
>>34505783
these, just fuck my shit up senpai
>>34506586
Can I pleasure you, and then you kill me anyway?
>>34506586
Nooooo, nooooo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE g-get that a-w-way from me!
>>34505133
Laugh because it's only a .22lr
>>34505133
let her shoot me but she'd probably miss anyway, im at that stage where i dont want to kill myself but id be happy to let someone just kill me in a situation like this
>>34505133
Draw mine faster and magdump that cunt