>be me >21, fat, forever alone, but not virginbot >have

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>be me
>21, fat, forever alone, but not virginbot
>have decent job that pays relatively well considering lack of effort required
> 1st year uni dropout, so still live with parents.
>have cultivated bot and near-bot friends, have near flawless normie facade going
>new year's day 2016, mother says "you really need to start living, anon"
>decide she's right, the facade must not be broken
>save up shekels, no vidja, transformers, or weeb purchases.
>plan to go to NYCC, stay at pretty good hotel, really thought out my shit, announce it to family
>normies are all "OMG anon, you're going by YOURSELF?! I would be scared lol"
>mother does not hassle about having no gf or not being a chad
>actually go
>practically everyone who's not cosplaying, a fake geek couple or kids with parents are normie mask bots.
>try to talk to some, menbots and fembots.
>forgot bots will be bots
>okay.jpeg
>drink at trashy bar or stay in room when not at botcon NYC
>megachad cousin comes over from NJ to take me to some wetback rooftop bar
>take picture with megachad, only picture I ever fucking take bar a couple of displays
>get home, family finally think i'm kind of normal, no more therapist ambushes or random sit-down talks
>the facade is now complete, surely now mother thinks I "lived" at least a little
>today
>"you really need to start living a little, anon"
>talk about my NYC trip
>"it doesn't sound like much fun on your own"
>"I don't need people with me to have fun"
>"but you should still go out and meet people. you need to start living, anon"
>mfw

Normies will never understand the effort it takes to maintain this facade. Everything that comes natural to the chads and stacy's of the world took me my entire teens to learn to poorly imitate.