Finally, that one girl from work or school or wherever says she wants to be in a relationship with you. She also says that she might possibly give up her virginity to you too. There's only one condition.You have to confront your waifu and tell her you're leaving her.
What do?
waifus are just a coping mechanism, of course I'd leave her in a heartbeat
>waifu
How pathetic can a human being get
>>34505050
>leaving my waifu for a 3D girl
Only normies need physical contact.
>>34505050
So, there's no option of me cheating on my waifu? Like, this girl HAS to know that I'm in love with a 2D girl?
>>34505150
>leaving a perfect woman for 3D trash
>Giving up your pure perfect 2D waifu for 3D trash that will just ride Tyrone's dick eventually.
No dealio kiddo
>>34505050
Tell her that since she's probably inferior to my waifu to begin with and her interest in me is temporary that she can go fuck herself.
I don't have a waifu and I don't have a "that one girl from work or school or whatever". What do?
>>34505991
You have ME!
>>34506075
no I don't
oriognal
>>34505991
Then here is your new starter waifu. Do you keep her or throw her away for 3d vagoo?
>>34506094
You're sleeping on the couch tonight after that comment.
>>34506112
Rem is too good for anybody here, have a complimentary piece of shit instead
>>34505050
OP I know this is a joke but I had this situation happen in real life. It was high school and I was a schizoid who hated the idea of being close to people, so when this one girl showed interest in me I told her about mai waifu and how great mai waifu was. This only made her jealous and more competitive.
Inform a confused Hotaru that I'm leaving her. We weren't all that close to begin with.