>Daddy, is it normal to spend all your time talking to the

The cat is actually cute, you little shit.

The cat doesn't care what I say. I can say what's on my mind.

While interacting with you, I have to control several variables all at once while still stringing coherent sentences. All in the name of not fucking you up, or not looking like I'm doing so.

>>34503081
The first comment is the best comment

Aren't you supposed to bet picking up your room you little shit?

>>34503050
>tfw dad actually talked to and about the dog more than he talked to you about anything real

Cuz it's easier to interact w/ animals than humans, and you were a mistake anyways, m'dear.

Dinner's in the fridge, it gets cooked for 57 seconds.