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>tfw no cat all i want is a comfy, friendly cat that will

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>tfw no cat

all i want is a comfy, friendly cat that will sit on my lap and purr while i shitpost

what's it like catbros?
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Cats are ass holes, they don't just sit still on your lap, they get right in your face or all over your hands to make you pet them
But you'll love them anyway when they curl up next to you to sleep
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>>34500587
this
but don't get a cat if you don't have enough space for her. i would love to have a cat but 45 square meters aren't enough for a living creature
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>>34500477

I have two cats. One is a defect (runt, poor claw control cant purr right etc.) but is adorable, and the other is a bro and never acts like an asshole

Honestly, all you need is to give a cat a place to shit, climb, and eat and you're good.
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See how he looks fuzzy and adorable? He stinks and I need to spend the day grooming him while he fights at every turn
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My cat doesn't like sitting on my lap. Sometimes it lies next to me in my bed, then I pet it and it purrs and it rubs its head against my hand. It's really comfy and calming.
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that's a picture of the last cat i lived with, he was the best, never met a cat as chill as him. i miss him so much
>>34500721
he looks like a cool mf, you probably don't give him the attention he needs.
>>34500712
post your cat
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>>34500477
My cat always snuggles up to me and let's me scratch and hold her like a baby. Also she'll let me scratch her belly as well while she sounds like a car engine from purring.
Stop being a turbo fag and get yourself a Russian blue cat. If they connect with you they will bond with you for life.
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>tfw allergic to cats
The universe has decided that I am not allowed any companionship in my life.
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>>34500830
Please, this little ass hole is practically attached to my hip I spend so much time with him
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they;re nice when they want to. you have to feed let them out when they meow to go out. you have to go find them to let them in.
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>>34500477
cats are disgusting animals anyhow
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>>34500477
cats are chill and cuddle with you.
great companions
like dogs but more chill
>tfw wake up and cat is right next to you sleeping quietly
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>>34501178
>sleeping quietly
Mine sleeps on his back and snores, it's ridiculous and adorable
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>>34500911
well, keep him busy. i'm just assuming shit
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>>34501222
yeah this little bastard snores as loud as a human
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>>34501222
check'd
still cute though, r-right?
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>parents bought cat for my sister
>cat loves me way more
>will only choose to cuddle with me
>never any of the rest of my family
Feels good. Not to mention the fact that my cat is prettier than a lot of people. If I'm feeling shitty and she comes over and lays on my lap, it just immediately makes me feel at least a bit better.
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>>34500911
thats not your arm right, thats a finger
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>>34500477
>cat
cats are shit tier my guy, get a loyal dog. you won't get worms from them.
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>>34500587
Not my kitty, he'll snuggle with you
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>>34501348
Dogs are annoying unless they're large and outdoors.

Cats are an inside pet, dogs are an outside pet imo. Nothing like running with your dog. But fuck dogs in the house, they're obnoxious.
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cats are the best thing in this world my cat sleeps with me and sleeps on my bed when i am shit posting.

If you want it to love you get a kitten about 4-6 months
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the cat of an ex-rommate
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and the cat of a neighboor
she always wants to fight, reminds me of my first cat
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>>34501321
is your name mark i might know you
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My cats practically fight for my attention, they have their own little rules about who sleeps where and when, it's cute
The big one is a little too big for my lap but she doesn't care, the other one is a needy baby who wants to be held constantly, they're both okay with just sitting in my bed while I'm at my desk, but they won't share a room
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>>34500883
>tfw I'm really allergic to cats
>tfw gonna adopt one and make it work anyway
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>>34501454
depends on how big your house is, honestly. i have two medium sized dogs in a medium sized house and they do just fine. if they start acting crazy just let them into your fenced yard
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>>34500712

Sounds like my mom's cats. Her clumsy runt was playing outside one day and she got hit by a car backing out of its driveway. She miraculously survived, although it fucked her shit up good. No broken bones but she had a serious concussion and some brain damage. The vet said if she was hit about an inch further up her brain and skull would have been crushed.

She isn't allowed outside anymore. She's even clumsier and and dopier now after her brain damage but it made her way more cuddly and attention whorish.
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>>34502007
i'm glad to hear your cat survived that accident. and i hope her life quality stayed the same as before
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>>34501881
get a hairless cat
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>>34502117

They are mummy's cats and I don't live with her anymore. I like them and watch them for her sometimes if she is going out of town though. She spoils the hell out of them. They have a higher quality of life than billions of Africans, Chinese and Indians. Hopefully she likes cats more than grandchildren.

The one that almost died isn't a vegetable now or anything like that. She still recognizes people and knows her name. She likes to play with people or with the other cat and she enjoys running around the house. She is just clumsier and clingier now after the accident.
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>>34500477
they have really smelly shits, but if you find the right cat(ragdoll cats are top tier for snuggling) and make sure to trim it's claws, they are like fluffy hot water bottles. Just be nice to your cat, because then they will be nice back.
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Cats are terrific, can't get enough of em
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>>34502404
I'm not sure but i think you got yourself a mexican giant rat there
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>>34501826
no, but my cat's name is Luna
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>>34502285
Actually I'm going to try get a Russian blue, they are supposedly the easiest for people with allergies and they are the most sugoi
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>>34501651
My cat loves to chill on my lap when I'm shitposting or doing anything really. He sleeps either like a little stuffed animal under my arm or between my legs every night. I got him when he was 3 weeks old and he loves me so much. I had to leave him for a week to visit my family and the second he saw my arrival through the window he sounded so happy
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>>34502693
My old roommate was allergic to cats but never had a reaction to my cat once and we lived together for two years. I think my cat is at least part Russian blue. He's in
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