Green text your first fap >be me, 10 >in 4th grade >laying

>be 10 or 12 year old me
>watching minority report on tv
>get to the scene with the guy in the VR chamber having sex
>suddenly light bulb comes on
>go straight to the bathroom and rub tissue paper on the tip of my cock
>dry orgasm
>try to do it again but the friction cuts my dick right under the glans
>dick hurts for a few days

>be 12 years old, probably
>watch my second or third porn movie
>see some dude finishing himself off all over some chick's face
>think "hmm I wonder what this feels like"
>go to bathroom
>it was okay

>be like 9
>find parent's porn drawer
>some book about BDSM, don't get why people are peeing on each other
>find a VHS
>on the VHS is a sales video about sex devices and proper sex having by sex-ologists
>think the pool sex is weird, these people are all hairy
>next scene is office scene
>female has cute blonde pixie hair cut
>guy is actually attractive
>nowweretalkingbison.jpg
>lots of blow jobbing and standing up sex
>get to part where I watch chick give hand job to dude
>see white stuff come out, what the fuck
>go back to room, lie on bed, and try it out
>feel funny
>feel really funny
>tense up until I let out a gasp of air
>sigh in relief
>go to check if white stuff came out
>it did
>freak the fuck out
>drip it all over the floor as I waddle to the bathroom
>clean it up with soap and a paper towel praying to god parents don't come home any time soon

and 20 years later I'm a virgin

File: 1485151183582.jpg (14KB, 437x501px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 437x501px

>>34498226
>be me
>7th grade
>don't know porn exists
>don't know fapping exists
>dad coaches my brother's baseball team
>I'm home alone for like 4 hours every day
>one friday
>really fucking horny
>home alone
>don't know where to find pictures of naked women
>dad and mom collect art magazines
>look through those and try to find nudes
>find some
>lay them out on the couch
>get entirely fucking naked
>just hold onto my dick, trying to imitate sex
>didn't know you move your dick in and out during sex
>kind of just squeezing my dick while I look at nudes in my dad's art magazines
>after like an hour or so, I think its time to go to the next level
>remember that the internet is a magical place where you can find almost anything
>go on my parents' 1999 mac desktop
>open firefox
>search big boobs
>go to images
>didn't know to turn safe search off, so lots of lewd clothed shit
>my dick is throbbing
>search naked girls
>first link is a youporn video of a hidden cam of a girl undressing
>lose it
>huge river of white flies out my dick
>no longer horny
>no fucking idea what's going on
>go to bathroom and clean myself up
>close browser, forget to delete history, parents never found out anyway
>put away magazines
>put clothes back on because I was getting cold
>throbbing boner for the rest of the night that I did a terrible job of hiding

>>34498226
>>34498617
>>34498682
Is this a meme?
Did anons really start masturbating after being 10+ of age?
What the hell, I remember being 7 and rubbing my pee pee and reaching orgasms (no cum though).

>>34498883
>go on my parents' 1999 mac desktop
>open firefox
>firefox
anon...

>be 12
>playing with self
>feels really good
>suddenly clear slime oozes out
>get scared pee pee got broke
>run and show mom
>she tastes it and says it's ok I'm just growing up
>gives me ice cream

>>34498226
>11 years old
>friend at school tells me about masturbating
>says it feels good
>go home and try it shower
>start rubbing dick
>wtf is this feeling
>stop because I don't know if I orgasmed or not

>>34499014
My parents just threw that computer out last year. They for some reason really liked firefox back in 2005. They had just gotten over aol, and they thought firefox was the new hip thing. I never frequented the internet until high school, so I didn't know what was good and what was bad. I just used what my parents used.

>>34498226
not my first time but i think it's a good story
>be in 3rd or 4th grade, i cant remember
>every week we read a new book in class
>usually finish it early and have to wait for days so the slow fucks can catch up
>recently been playing with my dick
>figured out how to cum by rubbing it, even though i didn't know what cumming was
>didn't even know what sex was or were baby's came from at the time
>In class again, bored and waiting for them to catch up
>I sat right at the back next to the teachers desk, she was up front and there was only one person two desks over
>I was wearing sweatpants, so I slowly reclined in my seat and popped my tiny 7 year old dick out
>start rubbing, but slowly because was a crowded room
>all of a sudden teacher from other room comes in talking about an assembly
>teacher gets up from front of room and walks back towards desk
>oh shit
>quickly sit up in my seat, but I pull my pants down to my knees by doing so
>teacher notices and asks why my pants were down
>whole class turns to me and stares
>I don't say anything
>she doesn't push it any further and I quickly pull my pants up
>Even I didn't know I was "jacking off", and to this day I may be the only one who knows

File: hahaha.jpg (57KB, 500x386px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 500x386px

>>34498226
seek help

origanolino

>>34498944
Not a meme, I started "fapping" around 4 I remember laying on the floor and pushing my penis in the ground and for some reason it would mame me have a orgasm, also in the swimming pull I would push against the wall with pressure and orgasm too, strange part was most of the time I wasnt even hard, I started to actual jerk off at 6 though

Be me at 11
>heard about "fapping" from the Internet
>I thought you just slapped your dick around
>it never works so I just watch porn on 4chan and dry hump my bed
>see one porn gif of a facial
>copy the movement of the guy
>do it
>feel good
>we cracked the code
>suddenly pee pee feels really strange
>really scared
>stop touching pee pee
>point of no return
>aghhh
>feel really proud of myself for wanking
>still remember the video
>daily motion
>French air stewardess performs topless mid air strip
>still watch the video occasionally