ITT: Cringe stories from your childhood >6 years ago, really

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>1999
>6th grade
>just turned 12 years old
>assignment for English is to sing a song in front of the room
>I sing this first opening for the Pokemon dub
>my 'dance moves' include doing cartwheels across the room, running in place for about 10 seconds to indicate running around Kanto in search of Pokemon, playing an air guitar, and spinning around in circles
>belt out the entire song at the top of my lungs
>nobody claps for me
>whole class is deathly silent as I walk back to my desk
>the teacher calls upon the next student without comment

It was fun at the time, but is amongst the most painful 60 seconds of my life to look back upon.

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>>34495807
With just a brief moment of encouragement, you might have ended up becoming a great broadway actor some day. But instead, the fucking normies decided to quietly shit on you and make you feel like a retard. Beta uprising when?

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>>34495692
>2012
>11th grade
>get into the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga
>draw my own stands, fanfictions, do irl poses, sing along to Soul'd Out, etc.
>even the Naruto and Bleach fags found it weird, since to them it was some faggy old ass obscure manga
>over time I calmed down with my JoJo hard on
>tfw those same niggas do the same shit but with, "is that le JoJo reference?" or "it was me Dio!"
>tfw they don't get made fun of or looked at like a fucking weirdo

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>>34495986
>forced to some gay group project
>after that's done we were all forced to take a picture doing "wacky xDDDDDDD" poses
>mfw did the Killer Queen pose (one hand pointing up with index finger extended, other going down)
I regret everything and nothing at the same time

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>>34496050
I think it's just my autism.

>>34495692
>someones asks what music I like in middle school
>say classical music to try appear intellectual and refined
>I didn't actually listen to any music at the time

>>34495901
lmao everyone said that shit when we were younger its not that cringy

>>34496099
Well best of luck to your bro and let's hope he somehow salvages himself

>16 years old
>Never had a gf
>Been talking to a girl
>Walk her home
>Put gum in before hand
>Halfway through walk, take gum out of mouth and try to flick away
>Stuck on my finger
>She saw, pretends she didn't, Fuck
>Get to her house
>Go for kiss
>Miss mouth, half on half off
>Walked off almost insantly
>Took the long way home in the rain crying
I will never hate myself more

>>34496099
>called himself a psychopath
why do the kids who watch anime try to be edgy like that even though they are the biggest pussies who have no fighting ability lol

>>34496175
cause anime involves alot of fighting and emo characters

>>34495692
>in 8th grade algebra
>flip to page 666
>some shit about graphing
>I hate graphs
>make remark about how 666 has graphs and graphs are evil
>whole class looks at me like i'm stupid
>ask me how that makes sense
>try explaining it poorly
>teacher is especially upset for some stupid fucking reason and wont shut up
>get fed up
>"It was a fucking joke just shut up"
>get sent to office for saying fucking
>principal tells me I have to apologize
>no
>tells me I'm not out of trouble until I apologize
>lay on the floor and tell him I don't care
>lay there for two hours until my parents show up
>make big scene with school security officer and my parents dragging me through school to my parents car
>told I can't come back until I wrote an apology letter and read it in class
>write down Dear mrs. stupidface i'm FUCKING sorry
>ISS for rest of semester
>entire school thinks i'm an aggressive retard
>change schools for high school

I fucking hate graphs

>>34496211
Underage b& Reeeee. You're too young to even browse this board

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>>34495853
It took me till age 25 to give up the normtiste life and follow my dreams. To any of you younger robots try not to get bullied out of your dreams by others

>>34496227
oh fuck another one from high school i just remembered

>wrestling coach teaches history
>get in trouble in class over something
>he makes the boys do push ups as punishment
>tells me to drop and do 20
>go to the front of the class right in front of the blackboard and flop down on the ground
>and do nothing
>just lay there on my stomach and start counting
>he says "anon what are you doing"
>"push ups, coach"
>"Those dont look like push ups"
>"I improved the technique"
>"you're not getting up off the floor until you do 20 real push ups"
>class starts heckling me
>smug roastie whore who sat on front row starts giving me shit saying she can do 20 push ups no problem
>"cool, dont care"
>coach starts getting mad, says whole class can't leave until i do my push ups
>"Not my problem coach"
>bell rings
>he wont dismiss us
>whole class giving me shit
>"look at all the fucks i give"
>get sent to office for insubordination and language, again
>everyone in history class holds a grudge against me for being a dick, like making them late for class that one day was the worst fucking thing in their life

well, typing it out and looking back I understand why i never made friends a little better.

>>34496360
Holy fuck that's based of you anon

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>>34496155
You did your best, that's all anyone could ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

>>34495692
Please explain to me how the fuck that was cringey. Warhammer 40k and Dawn of War are some of the best entertainments of our dimension.

>>34496394
well, trying to explain a joke that wasn't that funny to begin with about 666 and graphs in front of a class room full of people you think you're a tard was kind of cringey. then getting picked up and carried through the school hallway while I thrashed like an actual retard while everyone was watching was pretty embarrassing too.

>>34495692
>Autistic af middle schooler
>Cute girl notices me at the local county fair
>She tries to approach me for maybe 3 days
>Finally, she walks up to me
>Asks me to walk with her
>Engage autism
>"hehe, we should hold hands cause that would be funny - we'd make your friend think we're dating"
>She looks at me funny
>I 360 and walk away
>Next day - she walks up to me again
>This time she is with her friend
>"Anon, do you think I am cute?"
>"yes I do," I reply
>I then turn to her friend and say, "and you are cute as well...THE PLOT THICKENS!"
>I literally just yelled this shit
>I laughed because muh so random XD
>She walks away
>Never looks at me again

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>>34496360
Keked heartily anon

>grade 5
>Bring same fighter jet book to class every day
>Friends with Chad's and Stacie's dispute my autistic social skills
>Stacy steals my aeroplane book as a joke
>She teased that she would not give it back
>I grabbed her arm in order to get my book back
>once I let her go she's moaning in pain
>Tfw broke Stacy's arm for my aeroplane book

>>34496276
you sound like a cringy fag yourself too you know

>freshman year of high school
>have long hair because want to be an edgy
>get put in pre-algebra repeat class with the stupidest most delinquent pieces of shit at the school
>one day have a substitute
>this bitch doesn't care about anything, just playing on her phone the whole time
>fucking mexican who sits behind me sets my hair on fire with a lighter
>start screaming and cussing
>substitute tells me to shut up
>"HE SET MY FUCKING HAIR ON FIRE YOU STUPID BITCH"
>she tells me to go to the office
>tell them what happened in the office
>dont get in trouble at all, mexican gets search, lighters found, suspended for a few weeks
>rest of the mexicans beat the hell out of me after lunch for "snitching" on their "essay"
>rest of semester people make micheal jackson jokes about me and call me a snitch

>>34495920
Why do you have a lower res version

>>34496486
Jesus. Thanks for making me feel better about myself anon

>>34496658
did you transfer it by a facebook message or something? files dont just change resolution because you stick it on a memory stick and copy it somewhere

>>34496360
take me anon, just take me

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>2012
>be 13
>don't know how to fap, has seen it in rage comics before
>think its just wildly flailing your hand around your dick
>type "cute naked girls" in google search
>begin the ritual
>start flailing my hand around my dick
>I'm basically slapping my dick
>don't feel any pleasure
>PANIC.webm
>GO FASTEERRR
>start crying from the pain from slapping my erect dick in circles
>cry

Next day at school
>7th grade
>ask good friend how to fap
>jokingly say "Imagine if some retard thought jacking off was slapping his dick"
>lols
>he says "What a fucking idiot lol, everyone knows you fap by stroking"
>laugh with him
>go home after school
>be in bedroom
>try the stroking technique
>no pleasure AT ALL

Apparently I damaged the nerves in my dick so much that I don't get pleasure from masturbating or sex.
>mfw

>>34496895
>>2012
>>be 13
>these people are allowed to post here

>>34496895
Damn dude, how hard did you hit your dick?

>>34496486
You let it slip through your fingers even after she gave you a second chance. Damn.

>>34496360

I would be 100% on your side

>>34496211
get the FUCK off my 4chan underageb& faggot

>>34496717
>>34495853
Crestfallen pepe is a series 3 uncommon pepe

>>34496921
hard enough, I thought that the faster you slapped the more pleasure you would get.

>>34496585
Why didn't you beat his ass?

>>34496646
I've got worse. Literally dozens of stories of me cockblocking myself

>me - 16 yo
>Have a girlfriend for 2 years
>I don't like her, never did, but I'm to autistic to break up with her or tell her
>She asked me out
>She cries all the time because I won't talk to her
>She is a good Christian girl and I am a good Christian boy in a conservative community
>I tell her I don't want to even hold hands until marriage
>She goes with it
>She's not stupid, just thinks I'm really devout
>She starts talking about marriage
>I just go with it
>Finally get the balls to break up with her
>mfw I was in a relationship for 2 years and remained khv

>>34497061
Moar... these are all true... So much shame

>This summer
>College has changed me
>work at a summer camp
>after work we sometimes go swimming in the lake
>7/10 girl with great personality invites me down to the lake
>We go skinny dipping
>she gets real close to me as we talk
>in the water for an hour
>finally she says, "well, I'm getting tired..."
>I say, "yeah, me too."
>get out of the lake
>put on clothes
>go to bed

>Cannot contribute to cringe story threads because I physically cannot bring myself to type out my cringe stories
Who else knows this feel?

>>34497152
It's okay Anon, you're safe here

>>34497018
because I was a fucking loser. you think i could actually fight somebody?

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>>34496585
...What the fuck? That's not your fault.

How is someone supposed to calmly respond to their fucking hair being set on fire? Your response was justified.

Sorry that shit happened, man.

>>34496918
It sounds insane, but it's been 5 years since 2012, making him 18.

Damn. 2012 feels like yesterday, man.

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>>34497125
*sigh* More... prepare to pucker your butthole

>Have a girlfriend in college
>Date for 2 years
>Too much stress
>I think she is cheating all the time
>Can't shake the feeling
>She is way better than me in every way
>Start cutting to deal with the stress
>She finds out
>Flips out
>I quit cutting
>She finally breaks up with me
>"You can't break up with me"
>"I'll start cutting again if you do"

What the fucking fuck is wrong with me?

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>be me
>around 7th grade
>go to small school and shit
>anyways, one day i was at home
>really horny
>didn't really have anything to jack off too
>remember that there was a scene from the hunger games where katniss everdeene is taking a bath
>pause it there
>step sister and little brother walk in
>i was under the covers but they pretty much knew what was going on
>they laugh at me
>next week at school
>little brother tells my class mates what happened
>ruined.jpeg
>throughout the school year people thought i was jacking off to kids being killed from the hungergames
>never tried to fix it and tell them the truth because i didn't want people knowing i jacked off to the hunger games in the first place
>literally bullied all day and throughout the rest of the school year

>>34497300
Ohh dude, more people have been there than you think.
I always thought mine was cheating, the entirety of it was shit but at least I could keep my cool.
ez

>>34497300
I should continue cause this thread is dying and hopefully nobody will read these...

>Go on first date
>Can't think of anything to do
>Invite her to the park
>Give her a sucker with a real scorpion inside that you have to eat
>Say, "haha, I dare you to eat this, its a reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal scorpion"
>She eats it
>She leaves
>mfw I was 18 years old

>>34496486
>I 360 and walk away

>>34497380
Its the fact that I threatened to start cutting myself if she broke up with me...

T...thats normal, senpai? :)

>>34495692
>fifth grade
>teacher was lecturing
>really had to fucking piss
>too autistic to interrupt the teacher
>couldn't hold it any longer
>pissed in my pants
>started crying, because I was so embarrassed
>got sent home, and everyone made fun of me for, both crying as a fifth grader and pissing my pants, ever since.

>>34497381
Ill follow this guy, dying thread
>In relationship for 2 years
>She's serious, (CRAZY SERIOUS)
>I'm not
>Too pathetic to cut feelings and break it off for someone sane
>Too beta to break out of it

>>34497400
Not normal, but happens to those who get into fucked relationships

...Me :c and her

>>34497381
More

>literal 10/10 girl (no fucking joke... 10/10) girl sits next to me in spanish class
>She has this birth mark on her side that somehow only makes her hotter
>Every guy in the school is freaking out over her
>I am losing my mind every day
>One day, out of nowhere...
>"hey, anon, wanna go to a movie with me and my friends this weekend?"
>holy shit, wtf
>ENGAGE AUTISM
>"Nah, that sounds really lame."
>tfw she never spoke to me again

pls someone tell me there is nothing wrong with me

>>34495692
Part 1
>be me, 12
>heavily bullied friendless autist from equally autistic family
>have sleep overs with Chad and Stacy side of family every summer
>i really really loved the time we spent with each other. Despite being much less well off and dressed like total autists, we (me and siblings) really had loads of fun everytime we went
>we shared secrets, went to places like six flags, space camp, NYC, played all the latest video games, literally everything that made a kid happy
>it was the only time I ever didn't feel like killing myself due to what all the other kids at school were saying
>I would actually secretly cry everytime we left
>when I was there one summer, we all decided to go "camping" out in their massive backyard
>after our parents set up the campfire for us, they went inside while we just talked and looked at the stars while toasting marshmallows
>when we all decided to go to sleep, I ended up sleeping next to my Stacy cousin
>as the night progressed, I started having strange thoughts in my head
>"no girl this beautiful will ever respect me like she does."
>"she loves me in such a way that nobody my age never has"
>I remember I started to silently cry
>"she will get married and move on from you. You are just an accessory to a brief moment in her life that she'll never remember"
>"those kids in school were right about you. You're nothing. And you'll stay nothing, even to those that love you"
>I felt rage bubble up in me
>It wasn't fair. I didn't ask to be poor. I didn't ask to be from a family that couldn't put me in sports or help boost my confidence up like hers or her brothers
>they didn't care about me. They only cared about how much "fun" I could provide. My time with them was just a fleeting transaction
>start silently crying again
>a new thought suddenly
>"do it."
>no
>"do it, you useless bitch."
>NO
>"those other kids were right about you. You're just a fucking loser who will die-"
>start to wipe the tears away and shift over to her

>>34497466
Thanks for the support, anon... i'm just burnin these stories off because they all haunt me

>>34497489
Part 2
>I look down at her and start breathing heavily
>she's deep asleep
>there's a moment of regret but then I thought to myself "this is her payment for all the joy I've given her. For the time time she'll just abandon me"
>slowly start to grope on the malleable flesh on her chest
>I was shocked at how soft it was. Still kinda am
>she doesn't react
>I'm freaking out
>this was the first tit I've ever felt
>start to grope harder and aggressively as she lays there motionlessly
>I don't want to go into the rest of what i did. But it was bad
>by the time I was done, she's still sleeping peacefully while I'm starting to cry in shame
>I just go back to sleep
>as I wake up the next morning, she's gone and I hear everybody talking outside.
>I remember sitting there just probably an hour feeling fear and shame
>what the fuck was I thinking? "Payment"? What the fuck? Payment for something she possibly wouldn't do? What the fucking hell?
>I forced my self up eventually
>despite seeming a bit "off" to everyone, things went on as usual. Though, everytime I saw Stacy, I'd get really skittish and felt like bursting into tears
>despite that, everything went as per usual
>until it was time to say good bye
>as we were leaving, I went into my "guest room" and started packing my stuff up, ready to leave ASAP and never come back
>as I started heading downstairs, I see none other than Stacy
>she looked passive, which killed me inside
>Stacy: "hey anon."
>me:"hey"
>Stacy:"how did you sleep last night?"
>me:"... Alright"
>Stacy looked at me for a moment and then walked away
>as we left, I distinctly remember her not being present
>that was the last time I ever went to their house, despite the questioning looks i got from my family
>Stacy is now studying in a very prestigious college, but I never inquired further about it, for fear of... Something.
>I'm a loser neet and I deserve just that and more

>Late to class with teacher I get along with really well
>"Can you please step outside"
>Go to walk out all red because beta fuck
>Just kidding go sit down
>Sociology class filled with girls
>All laugh, get redder
>Hide my face and die on the inside

>>34497356
>the hunger games movie
>7th grade
wtf

>>34497516
It's ok though, I'm going to off myself soon. You guys are the into people I've ever told this story to. Elaine. You'll never see this. I'm sorry.

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>>34497474
You blew harder then escort

>>34497176
I'm not safe from myself and my own thoughts. Typing it out makes it too real. I prefer to suppress it and just contort my face in pain and try to think of something else if I think of it.

>>34497504
I'm still trapped in the most cringe inducing relationship,
>Don't talk to her for long periods of time
>Threatens killing herself, coming round at midnight etc
>Always apologise and move on only to repeat it
Fuck me

>>34496426
It was a cringy moment FOR HIM because of the last part of the greentext. Did you even read it or did you just see Warhammer 40k , got a hard on and sperged out?

>>34497474
nah she just wasn't prepared for that advanced red pill pick up artist technique you used. she'll be crawling back any day now just you wait.

>>34497516
Doing something stupid at 12 doesn't mean you "deserve" to be a loser. 12 year olds do dumb shit all the time. At this point, you could honestly send her a letter saying, "hi, I had a great time when we were kids and I want to reconnect." Then try to make conversation and memories that blur over the whole thing and remind her of how much other fun shit you guys did. She might at least put less weight to that experience in her memory. Just act like you forgot it ever happened.

>making presentation on radical islam vs. normal islam in group
>with two brainiacs so they want to do all the work
>my job is the pictures
>i put in a picture of the saudi arabian flag on fire without realizing it
>get laughed at by everyone
>smart people learn not to trust me with anything ever again
funny

>>34497356
Hang on, I'm 18 and that came out when I was in grade 9
Doesn't that mean you're underage?

>>34496585
Got what you deserved , fucking snitch

>>34497619
Break up with her. Being the psycho one, I know its for the best for both of you. Your doing both of you more harm than good.

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>>34497569
She got kicked out for drugs a year later. I could have saved her

>>34497684
It's difficult though, been long term so feelings are present
She's serious, I would be too if it wasn't my first relationship, would hate to give it up so other guys can cuck her

>>34497724
Idk man. If you've read my other stories on here, you'll know i'm not one to give advice. Good luck

>>34496227
Shit, this reminds me of my own:
>do middle school math club
>all the practice tests have a space on the front to write your school
>to be edgy, always write down the name of famous school shooting locations, as if my math teacher won't notice
>get kicked out with no explanation, don't know why
>stay after school in the library for the rest of the year so my parents won't find out
>parent-teacher conferences, he tells them I was kicked out for "unruly behavior," get in trouble and have to write an apology
>only years later did I realize rhe real reason why I probably got kicked out
I'm sorry, Mr. R., and thank you for not ratting me out.

>me in highschool
>class assigned to do a quick assignment in groups of 3 that were chosen by the teacher
>put with two other autists
>they were still more socially functional than me
>15 mins later students told we had to present what we had to the class, had to choose one person to present
>somehow i was determined the normie out of my group by the other two
>tried to make a weak case for myself but as usual ended up going along with it since ive always been a pussy
>ended up having to stand in front of everyone face red, sweating through my clothes and quietly stuttering
>the teacher had to walk closer to me in order for her to hear what i was saying
>oneitis was in that class watching too
>sat back down shaking
>other autists silent
>didnt talk to them a single time after that day

i guess its not that bad cringe but the memory still makes me fucking writhe

>>34497855
based mr. r

>>34497892
I've remember kids like you shaking when giving presentations in high school, everyone just felt bad for them if it makes you feel better

>>34497516
You did nothing wrong anon, she obviously didn't know what you did, you just got paranoid

>>34496559
Fucking whore deserved it

>>34497221
holy shit
WAIT, YOU MEAN DJANGO UNCHAINED IS LIKE 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD? I'M 20 AND I FEEL FUCKING OLD
jesus christ what the fuck

I have plenty of stories.

>Sitting at home
>Watching Recess
>Think that the Hustler Kid is awesome
>Pack my bag for school with loads of shit
>Find a bench during breaktime
>Place all the shit on the bench
>pop my shirt collar
>Start asking everyone to buy stuff
>Teacher comes over
>Asks what I'm doing
>Say "Just some hustling Miss" as I re-pop my collar
>She tells me to put everything in my bag
>Object
>She threatens to take me to the head of year
>Smile and say "Him and I have an understanding"
>Pop my collar again, the shirt is now literally being lifted out of the top of my jumper

>Went to the cinema
>Going to see that new Noah movie
>Grill behind the till
>Ask for my ticket
>She hands it to me
>Say "Don't I get a raincoat?"
>She looks at me
>I smile "Heh yeah a RAINCOAT?"
>She's just looking at me
>"Heh, because of the rain?"
>She smiles a little
>"It was a joke by the way"

I have plenty more if anyone found those interesting.

>>34498600
good. more.

>>34497892
I know your shirt was soaked!!! lol shaking hard asf nervous boy

I was that kid too bro. i still shake but i talk louder and try to smile more.

>>34498600
We're you trying to flirt with her?

>Started reading the Darren Shan books
>Loved them
>Start convincing myself that I'm actually a Vampire
>To prove this to myself I go into the garden
>Get on my skateboard and move really slowly
>As I'm moving I glared at the hedge in front of me
>"Stop, I command you" would be in my head
>Did this for about 30 minutes
>Just kept hitting the hedge
>Got off my skateboard
>Turned around
>Mum and Dad are in the living room
>They'd been watching me ride my skateboard into a hedge for 30 minutes

>Dad was using the downstairs toilet
>Mum using the upstairs one
>I really needed to go
>I knocked on the door and mum said "Busy"
>I squatted outside the door
>Started putting my fingers through the gap
>"Ooooo I neeeeed a pooooo"
>Mum tells me to go away
>I laugh
>The laugh triggers my bowels into action
>Squirt out a puddle of shit
>I was 10

>>34498669
Yes

>>34498695
>Started putting my fingers through the gap
Top kek, more please

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>>34496360
>"I improved the technique"

>>34498695
Those aren't cringey, those are just things all little kids do

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>>34495692
>train martial arts
>hanging out with crush
>I should probably show how flexible I have become
>decide the best way to do this is to aim a kick that goes right over her head
>she moves up a tad right as I do it
>nail my crush right in the face
>don't even know what to say, how the fuck does one justify randomly kicking a girl in the face
>mfw she starts crying

(How the fuck is this not original, robot?)

>>34498600
>Smile and say "Him and I have an understanding"

You cheeky oregano parsley and thyme.

>>34498957
Guess the beatings took a toll on your brain.

>>34498957
Probably because of >>34498662

>Learning about World War 2
>Craft class the next day
>Though teacher would be impressed if I combined the classes and showed how smart I am
>We had to sew something in the class, so I sewed a cat and a huge swastika next to it
>Teacher wasn't impressed
>Cried because I didn't know why she wasn't impressed
>Found it years later
>Embarrassed so I set it on fire

>>34495807
Jesus christ anon

I feel angrier at your teacher for not encouraging you or saying anything after.

>>34496974
That's not possible. Did you damage the nerves in your hand? If your hand hit your dick hard enough to cause nerve damage, then your dick hit your hand that hard too. That's basic physics.

Nerve damage requires significant injury. Was your dick bleeding? Did you use some blunt instrument?

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>>34496360
based/10

>19 in uni, living in halls of residence with 18 people
>catch oneitis over flatmate
>she likes me too but we're both too "cool" to get into a relationship
>used to dance and kiss in nightclubs, go home, and fall asleep in separate rooms
>Christmas party, I'm dressed up in a suit, her in a sexy dress
>she whispers to me "tonight is our night anon, I'm taking you to bed he he"
>happy but nervous, so have a few beers
>hadn't eaten, had a few more beers
>remember being very drunk, then blacked out, woke up in my bed in the morning

Apparently I got wrecked, smashed some shit, told everybody I was in love with her, and tried it on with another girl who I didn't like, right in front of my oneitis

About two weeks later she brought round some generic rugby cunt and introduced him as her bf

I cringe every time I think of that Christmas party

>>34499082
Oh fuck you just reminded me when I got nearly expelled. In first year of highschool (15 years old) We had ethics lesson for which our class united with another. We were supposed to draw things that have circle in them so I draw a fucking swastika in a circle. Teacher was not impressed, tore it to pieces, yelled at me and everyone hated me since then.

>>34499227
I don't blame you persay, not eating is an easy mistake
The mistake lies with her for ditching after a drunk mistake

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>be me twenty years ago in kindergarten
>had this weird thing where i would hold in my shit until the last possible second
>in art class when the shit forces itself out and i shit myself big time
>quickly go to the bathroom
>lot's of shit in my underwear but dont clean up or take off my underwear
>i just kinda put toilet paper in there and thought no one would notice
>as soon as i get back people smell the shit but i say i dont smell anything
>art teacher says something like "whoever needs to go to the bathroom needs to go now"
>instead of going I raise my hand and say out loud "i had an accident"
>whole class does a synchronized "ewwww" followed by laughter
fast forward to fifth grade
>cute girl in class likes me (at least i thought so)
>one day she starts telling everyone that i shit myself in kindergarten and everyone laughs at me again
>contemplate suicide for the first time that night
I have more stories from my past id be willing to share if anyone cares

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>>34495692
>middle school
>teacher announces he's leaving
>Says he is going to get a PHD
>I say, "Oooh... doctor love."
>The whole class stares at me
>He does the classice "ooookaaaaaaaayyy..."
>The next year I tell everyone I hated him anyway
>badmouth him to everyone because he embarrassed me in class
>Make up stories of mean stuff he said so others will hate him too.
>years later find out that he had been e-mailing my parents for years
>mfw he was the one stopping me from getting bullied in middle school

>>34497855
I have a much tamer version of this.
>"Hey anon, if you put a line, here, on the scantron sheet, the computer will skip the question."
> carefully put a line in the right place for every question on a big exam
> teacher asks me to stay after when I go up to turn it in
> afterwards he has me copy my answers on a new sheet
> asks me why I did it
> literally no explanation possible

>>34495986
Don't feel any shame anon, you had patrician taste before it was popular. You should feel proud.

>>34499394
I'm interested
Moar

>>34499394
good. more. I'll keep going.

>Middle school art class
>overweight loser
>we are having an end of the year paint fight that day
>I sit out because I have an (american) football game that afternoon (i suck)
>I sit along the side of the building to watch
>3 of the other guys from the football team come over to me with paint
>Completely drench me
>Have no change of clothes
>Go to the showers and change into my football stuff
>can't get the paint off my skin/out of my hair
>Have to wear painted underwear
>Soaks through my white pants
>coach yells at me after the game for ruining my uniform
>cry

>>34495692
I used to mouth rock songs in middle school, wasn't cringed upon back then but looking back on it makes me want to jump off a sky scraper.

Classic robot move...
>Wear the same shirt for a month
>everybody knows
>teachers comment on it
>review of hygiene
>I still don't stop wearing it
>mfw it was the only black shirt my mom would buy me, and I was "emo"
>mfw the logo was some random sports team
>mfw people assumed I was a sperg and was still voted "most likely to succeed"

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>>34499550
>>34499556
>be me 3rd grade
>didnt have many friends so during recess i just walked around the playground
>some kid feels bad for me so he invites me to play basketball with them
>i have no social awareness so the first time they pass the ball to me i try to be funny and run away with it
>like i legit just bolt to the other side of the playground with the ball laughing like a tard
>they never asked me to play again
>teacher thought i might be retarded so she told my mom about the incident
i think that was the year i kneed a popular kid in the balls so hard he had to be carted off on a stretcher but im not too sure.
pic related is another story of mine but from college

>>34499556
Chad strikes again. Fucking bastard ruining childhoods one at a time.

Not me, but a friend I was with. the secondhand cringe is tasty

>playing cards with a few friends
>decide to play slapjack
>rural America, everyone has a pocket knife
>friend jokingly says we should use knives to stab the card, rather than slap
>Other friend slaps deck
>Friend #1 reacts as well and stabs through his hand

any other redneck robots?

>>34498600
Oh, I remember you from that cringe thread. Thank you for the keks.

>14
> cute schoolgirl who literally never speaks to me say hi on msn chat
>"hey anon, I think you're cute, what do you think about me ;)?"
>heart beating increasing
>"oh I think you are sexy af"
>"good"
>20 min later
>"oh hey haha that was a dare I had to do haha, Stacy here told me to do it, uhm sorry"

Why women are Like this

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>>34496360
>Smug roastie giving shit
>"cool don't care"

I'm so proud of you

>i use to just shower like every other day or something
>teacher made a comment to me
>she told a gym teacher i need to shower more
>gym teacher asked me if i was going to take a shower...
>no

>i use to skateboard my shoes were scraped up
>put duct tape on the holes to cover
>teacher made a comment like don['t you care what other people think of you?
>no since i wouldn't see them ever again
>i think she was a stacey when she was in high school

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>be 10
>school trip to Paris
>class goes to McDonalds before we head back to the hotel
>all the boys hate me so I don't get to sit at their table
>girls take pity and allow me to sit at their table
>feel extremely uncomfortable around them because I rarely had contacts with women
>pretend I have to piss every 10 mins or so
>always ended up staying 5 mins or so alone in the toilets
If I'm still a KHV today it's probably because I can't handle social contacts with women. Whenever I'm the only guy with girls around I feel very anxious and always feel the need to get the fuck out of here as soon as I can

>threw a trash can down the school staircase and yelled "donkey kong"
>Laughed hard as fuck
>People just stared
>was called to the office later
>counselor asked if everything was alright
>"its all good in the nieghborhood"
>got signed up for a program

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>used to buy really cheap german brand chocolate bars for like 10p
>started my own business in school, sold them cheaper than a freddo
>missed out on potential huge profits, they were worth so much more

I just hoped it would make everyone like me, though I could've given them away for free and people would still have treated me like shit, fucking waste of time.

>>34495692
OP, do you want me to console you?
IMO it's not you who acted cringy, but the girls. Drawing things you like as a 13 years old is not even autistic.

>>34499684
christ pic related gave me ptsd its so autistic

>be 15/16, only slightly autistic and have some Chad friends
>in class with Chinese transfer student about 3 desks away
>somehow topic of making clothes gets brought up
>some stupid Stacy asks what sweatshops are
>remember seeing a documentary about child labor in china
>niggabuckleyourseatbeltandholdon.jpg
>"It's where they take 5 year old Chinese kids and make them sew sweaters for one grain of rice per hour"
>class goes dead silent and turns to Chinese transfer student
>teacher raises his eyebrows and does the same
>10 secs of solid silence
>Teacher says "Anon, when your ready to come back into the civilized world you can apologize to Chink-anon"
>race goes bright red
>leave class room and hide in the bathroom for the remainder of class
>get hounded by everyone in the school for being insensitive the second I walk out of the bathroom
I sat in that bathroom and debated slamming my head into the sink and killing myself

>>34500015
Ah yes, back when a Freddo was actually less than 10p

>>34496360
>Cool don't care
10/10

>>34500308
That shit would have fucking made my class lose their shit in laughter if I said that at 15/16

>>34496486
Man, you are terrified of being vulnerable

>>34496360
I fucking love you anon

Originolio

>>34500308
shiuld have just told them that she probably couldn't understand you anyway

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>>34496360
>I improved the technique

truly based

>>34499826
lmao, I didn't give a shit about my appearance either

I wore shit tier clothes 2 sizes too big despite being ae to afford nice things

I also refused to get a haircut for a while

I showered though

My mentality was always that everyone else should prove that they're good enough for me, not the other way around

>>34500308

>in biology class in 9th grade
>teacher says something about " a Dog's place in the foodchain"
>I turn to my chinese FRIEND
>just say his name aloud, "Henry" and turn back
>everyone's staring at me

>>34496256
>try not to get bullied out of your dreams by others
That happened to me.
I can't even watch musicals any more without feeling guilt and shame.

>>34500308
The Chinese kid didn't care because you lost face. You should not have lost face.

>>34501004
That's really fucking funny

>>34501004
Never too late to try, anon.
If you're attractive then you can go for it.
If you're fat or ugly yu can still go for it, the comedy role is usually portrayed by a larger man in a lot of media.

>>34501014
She did care, trust me. That's why I got labeled as a racist

>>34495692
>be 15 yo edgelord
>fixated on the apocalypse for some reason
>in class ranting about the end times
>teacher sees me disrupting class
>asks me what i'm going on about
>asks me if i want to share with the class
>get in front of class and do my routine
>Something about "the stars aligning and bringing about armageddon"
>never have date again
fml

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>be me
>16, never had a girlfriend, autistic about it
>read up on all the "how to make girls like me" and "how to get a girlfriend" knowledge
>we go to our friend's farm way out in the countryside, this being britain, it generally stinks of cowshit and there's fuckall to do.
>But me and my family went for a party, live music in a barn, just after a lovely outdoor meal which consisted mostly of crisps and hummus for me because their official menu was some weird raw steak and olive dish, or a fish thing, neither of which were appealing
>Anyway, back on topic, I was looking through my phone at all the info I was reading up on, thought tonight would be the night.
>Drinking, because it's the countryside so nobody gives a shit, and because I had read dutch courage would help me seem less stiff
>Drinking quite a bit.
>Like 4 beers, 8%
>Feeling rough, but good, laughing at people's jokes, feel like i'm blending in to the normies
>Mostly kept the inebriation at bay thanks to the aforementioned swimming pool of hummus and quarry full of crisps
>Go out to the barn, listen to the music, start talking to the birthday girl's group of friends
>They all start peeling off, dancing
>Just me and this blonde girl with glasses left
>She talks to me some more, dancing comes up
>I say i've never danced before, and don't know how
>She takes my hand, leads me to the floor
>Just starts jumping and shaking her head to the music
>Guns and roses comes on, Sweet Child O' mine, I remember that because it's the song playing every time I relive this.
>Dance for a few songs
>I can't believe it, i'm holding her hand, she's laughing at my jokes, we're dancing
>Get tired, sit down on the hay bales
>It's dark, her friends are still up dancing, the sun has gone down, nobody can see us, its now or never
>I try and kiss her
>She says "Oh, no"
>Just that, and leans away
>She walks away after a few minutes of awkward silence
>I retreat to the car, lie down and wait till we can leave.
Why did I do that?

>>34501162
>stating a well known fact makes you racist
???

>>34501223
You were drunk/buzzed so don't think too much of it. At least you tried to go for it.

>>34501308
Yeah apparently. I still don't think I did anything wrong but apparently if you're a normie that's considered racist

>>34500558
thanks for the tip, doc.

>>34501223

That's the worst.

Failing when you weren't expecting to succeed is one thing, but fucking up when you think that you might have a chance really takes its toll.

>>34501357
I console myself with that, but I am branded with her neutral, slightly disgusted face in my memories. It's like a new punch to the self-esteem every time.

>>34497651
Non-American anon here (I'm not the one you're replying to)
Aren't you supposed to be 13/14 in grade 7?
What age are you in grade 1, then? In my country it's 7 years old.

>>34501389
Like your teacher was denying that sweatshops exist. How is ignoring the existence of sweatshops part of being in the civilized world? I wouldn't be surprised if you are from Southern California.

>>34496895
More likely you're just cut bro

>>34501457
Grade-Age
K-5
1-6
2-7
3-8
4-9
5-10
6-11
7-12
8-13
9-14
10-15
11-16
12-17
College-18

>>34501491

Are you fucking dumb?

You enter the grade at that age but you come out a year older unless you we're born in August or September depending on your location.

You leave Kindergarten as a 6 year old
You leave 12th Grade as an 18 year old

>>34501467
I'm from NY but I was living in SW FL at the time. The teacher was from NJ and he gave me some bullshit excuse about how there are more sweatshops open in NYC right now than there are in China (bullshit) when I said to him that what I said was a fact and I was even being racist

>>34501574
>calls me dumb
>next sentence says my information is correct
???
Looks like you got triggered because you were too stupid to be reading by the age of 5.

2 stories:
once was in a soccer camp and in a playful spirit participated with a child speaking gibberish when he was near me trying to be friendly. Everyone being mean to me. He spoke another language, I didn't yet understand this concept.
At primary school teacher said not to take your eyes off person you a marking, I stood in front of them and kept my eyes on them the whole time until they ran away crying.
I'm so autistic it's not even funny.

>>34501647
Sorry that was my autism desu

>>34497516
>>34497561
Oh come on, you were 12. I know how you feel, I always get embarassed when thinking about all the cringy past, but that's not a reason to kill yourself.

>>34498695
>oooooo I neeeed a poooo
kek

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https://discord.gg/HzdzfPp

I'm making a discord

If you join now I'll let you post whatever, I'll even ban girls and chads

>7th grade gym class
>Gym teacher tells us we're going to be practicing wrestling today
>Takes all the boys into the mat room while girls can walk around freely in the actual gym
>Gym teacher starts showing us wrestling moves and tells us to find a partner and practice them
>Entire class awkwardly practices with one another
>Gym teacher tells us we're going to be wrestling each other
>"Anon, you're up against fatty"
>Fatty was a good friend of mine
>We start going at each other in the center of the room while the rest of the class laughs
>Fatty attempts to pick me up by my legs but can't hold me up
>Falls on top of me, knocking the breath out of both of us.
>Entire class erupts with laughter
>Gym teacher counts it as me being pinned

>>34501735
>>>>discord
Fuck off normalshit redditor.

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>>34499934
>its all good in the nieghborhood

not really cringe since I BTFO a roastie but it still got me ostracised

>in 11th grade, watching a powerpoint about road safety or whatever
>some popular girl wouldn't stop talking shit while being right behind me
>call her a cunt
>people get mad at me
>after class, some other girl confronts me and tells me I should apologize
>I make sure that the other girl can hear what I'm about to say
>say "yeah I'd better, she's built like the rock and I don't want to die yet"
>the girl goes crying in a bathroom for the rest of the day
>apparently she was very insecure about being """""""""big boned""""""""
>the girls in the class all stopped talking to me after that day
>I never apologized

>>34499200
yeah but your dick is more sensitive than your hand

>>34501756
it's better than skype at least.

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I've got a ton of short stories and time to waste. Not pre-typed tho.

>elementary school, maybe like, 3rd grade
>lunch time
>sitting at a table with a couple classmates and oneitis
>she came to school with this new white faux-fur coat
>while the group was joking and laughing, she was taking off her coat
>she puts it on the table right in front of her
>some kid makes me laugh while I'm sippin on dat Hi-C
>spray a sticky, red mist out directly in front of me
>where my oneitis was sitting
>her coat is instantly dyed a shade of pink
>I also spit on her face
>she stares at me, mouth agape, and wiped her face off in her hand
>stands up with her coat and walks away without a single word
>feel bad the rest of the day

>I was about 11/12 years old
>Bully keeps bullying me
>Finally get tired of it
>Push him in front of all school
>I yell "I had enough!"
>I get ready to punch him
>I miss the punch
>I fall on the floor
>I get up
>He's still looking at me confused
>I try to punch him again and miss
>He punches the shit out of me
>Everybody is laughting
>Even the few friends I had are laughting
>The next day I say to him "violence is not the answer, I'm sorry for starting a fight with you."
>He starts bullying me again

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>>34495692
>be 9 years old
>really into naruto
>get bullied by retarded kids
>at playgound with mom one day
>see bully there with his mom
>tell my mom
>she goes to talk to his mom
>climb up to top of jungle gym to watch
>"some kid asks what I'm doing
>cross arms and smugly say "enjoying the show"
>retarded kid sees me
>look back at him
>"humf, looks like I win"
>jump down and naruto run away

fucking kill me

>>34499934
Holy fucking shit, underrated

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>>34502022
>1st or 2nd grade
>out at recess with my class
>there was another girl I had a crush on (out of many)
>one of my friends and I weren't playing pretend like we normally would during this time of day
>we were sitting on a bench near the school building
>I was planning to have my friend deliver my letter to the girl for me
>about halfway through recess, I run back into class and quickly write up a letter
>"do you like me?
>circle 1
>yes no"
>ran back outside and passed the letter to my friend
>sit on the bench in a smug pose as he runs over to her
>hands her the letter
>he runs back to me
>"good luck" and runs off
>look back over at the girl
>"oh sh*t oh f*ck she's walking towards me"
>she's walking a little too far to the left
>she passes me and walks over to the water fountains
>drops it in the trash and goes back to her friends

>>34502168
>"humf, looks like I win"

Spaghet

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>>34498695
>Just kept hitting the hedge

FUCK YOU This is a copypasta from another autistic things thread DELET DELET DELET you fucking phony!!!

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>>34502291
>maybe like 4th grade
>walking home from school with my friends in the neighborhood
>our group is 2 boys, 2 girls
>one of them is this cute Hawaiian girl that I had a crush on (surprise!)
>the other boy, who was a real smartass, leans over to me
>whispers "Hey, watch this."
>looks at the Hawaiian girl and shouts "ANON LIKES YOU"
>I was a real sensitive kid back then and I was easily embarrassed
>yell "ANON, WHAT THE FUCK?" and take off running at top speed
>the last leg of our walk home was a straight shot down the road, so I couldn't even hide
>walk to school with them the next day and nobody says a word about it

Thinking back on it she looked like she would have grown up to be a lesbian anyway .

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>be me
>grade 2
>at new school after my mom got injured and couldn't drive me all the way across town
>this is most likely the time that I developed the serious spergs
>anyway, desperate to make new friends
>kind of a rough school, didn't really have that many
>usually came home pretty sad every day
>there was this one girl who I really liked
>i thought she was really cute at the time, turned out to be a horseface though
>would go home every day after school racking my brain for ideas on how to get her attention
>i was really into pokemon at the time
>one evening I went home and watched the pokemon deoxys movie for like the 10th time
>suddenly, I had a brilliant idea
>>>>"ill show off my amazing artistic skills"
>i was a fucking horrible artist lmao, I was like 7 years old
>I spent all evening drawing this picture of deoxys and pikachu, colored it with pencil crayons and everything
>showed my parents, they were all very encouraging
>i figured that was good enough verification of my skill, packed it away for the next morning
>brought it carefully to school, and came especially early so I could show it off to her before class
>when I got to the room where kids waited before class when their parents dropped them off early, I whipped out my drawing
>i really didnt know how to show it off so I kind of awkwardly sat around her and just put it out
>pokemon drawing just chilling on my desk
>i try desperately to draw her attention to it
>hold it up awkwardly at one point seeing if it'll catch her eye
>no success
>some developing chad sees, picks it up, laughs at it and him and his friends bully me for the rest of the 2nd grade

idk robots, idk.

>>34502083
Im sorry anon that's brutal asf

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>>34496094
similar:
>sitting in math class one day in high school
>listening to music while I work away at the assignment
>one of my sort of friends, also turning into a serious chad, asks to see my music
>all of my other friends looking on expectantly
>i guess they wanted to see what their sperg friend listened to in his spare time
>"no lol"
>im really awkward denying it, like in reality who the fuck cares right?
>thats exactly what chad says
>"what are you afraid of anon lol"
>I listened to like linkin park and some other angsty shit at the time, also lots of electronic and dubstep
>I show them my ipod
>they all laugh
>ended up deleting all my favorite music off my itunes a few months later
>wondered why I wasnt allowed to listen to whatever I wanted

i listen to 'better' music now. but fuck, that shit's so mean. Why do people have to be like that?

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>>34496227
>>34496360
Comedy gold, my man

>>34501223
I think it's important to know that even though that time didn't work you, you made that shit happen.
You danced, you held her hand. That's way more than like 70% of this board. It ended rough, but you can't call it a total loss.

>was at 13 schools throughout my childhood
>not a bad kid but just moved a lot
>social skills took a big hit
>only now learning the basics at 20

This one always makes me cringe due to how old I was.

>grade 8
>sailing elective at school
>arguably attractive semi-stacy
>my autism interprets our talking as flirting
>boner.gif
>rigged up
>out on the water
>talking laughing with another 2 classmates in the boat
>while laughing place my hand on her leg
>dead silence, everyone sees
>her face is blank
>"please move your hand"
>move it
>go back to sailing
>spend the next 2 hours in silence

Wew, that one I remember particularly. Odd that it works for me now to take the initiative hard.

>>34503562
>class play for drama in Grade 6
>stacies tell me I should play the female role even though I am manly as fuck
>que 20 minutes of awkward play where I sit in a ill-fitting dress, failing at falsetto, with a raging erection, while the drama teachers and other students look on in horror

Tbh I should learn when to say no to stupid shit.

>same stacy has a birthday party
>invites me
>tells me she likes me
>feelinggood.jpg
>play a game of soccer
>autism engage
>kick the ball as hard as I can at her
>hits her in the head
>knocks her down
>I laugh

And that's how I missed out on a highschool gf.

>fast forward to 18
>doing shrooms with "friends" because I'm a loser
>some stacy that was with us rats us out a few hours later because her dad caught her
>I was drinking heavily while high as a kite
>He calls me
>I answer
>"Did you get my daughter high?"
>Hang up
>Think nothing more of it

>He comes over to my friends house
>Shouting outside
>Losing his mind
>I wonder out to see whats up
>Girl is there crying
>He is mad with rage
>"Hi"
>He does the old "Did you get my daughter high?"
>"Yeah, do you want some?"
>Throws me into a car windscreen

Wasn't even the drugs, I just genuinely couldn't tell he was angry, although the offering him some coulda been the drink.

>>34501218
This is the most 4chan behaviour

>be me
>15
>in the hallway alone
>start talking to myself
>recite line from how the Grinch stole Christmas
>autistically wring hands
>"I just got an idea , an awful idea, a terrible horrible awful idea-"
>"anon. are you ok?"
>look to my right
>one of the doors was open and one of my teachers had been watching the whole thing
>"u-uh..."
>walk off without saying anything else
>go home for the day

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>>34504152
>>autistically wring hands
I did this too. I still at 27 years old catch myself doing Gendo Ikari hand gestures in public

>me sitting in school behind my laptop, with earbuds in, but on low volume
>girl who I don't hang out with, and aren't interested in, talks to a friend of mine
>she invites him to her birthday party, and asks if she should invite me too
>he doesn't care, because he knews I don't want to go anyway
>but the whole class can probably hear them speak, and it feels like she only wants to ask me, because she feels sorry for me
>I turn red
>she asks me if I wanna go to her party
>I say: "no, thanks"
>they are both looking at me crazy
>I turn even more red
>I pull out my earbuds, start mumbling and ask what she said
>friend repeats it for me
>I say "oke" and put my earbuds in again

Apparantly you can't dicline an invitation even though, they don't want you there.
Later I found out that the girl is autistic, so that makes me less autistic, I think

>>34495807
It's funny because if you did that a few months ago the normalshits would've applauded you for it, thanks to Pokemon Go and the herd mentality of normies clambering to anything that's popular at the moment.

We had a school exchange with Norway in year 9 (14 years old). The trip in Norway was great because my host family were awesome, but when we had to host, I hated it because my host kid was a cunt.

Anyway, we spent 2 weeks there, and then they spent 2 weeks here. The Norwegian girls were all gorgeous, legit, not a single one of them was uglier than our top 5 girls. I spent 3 weeks talking to this Norwegian girl, Kina, and thought she liked me. In the last week, we did a coach trip, and I managed to sit next to her. After about 5 minutes of talking, I convinced myself we were heavily flirting, and started stroking her fingers, then the backs of her hands, then managed to hold her hand, and we stayed like that, holding hands and talking, the whole coach trip - about two hours.

On the way back, obviously I wanted to sit next to her again, but she was sitting with her Norwegian friend, and when I came up the bus, they whispered to each other. I went to slide in the seat behind them, and the friend turned around and said in a lovely Norwegian accent "please, Kina don't want you to sit there, she's a little afraid of you. She thinks you're weird, and she doesn't like your sticky hands.".

Kina turned around and looked apologetically at me, and I'll never forget the warm feeling of holding her hand, nor the look on her face at that moment, nor her friend's crushing little speech. I had to sit behind them for two hours trying not to cry. At least I managed that, which showed some small improvement over previous years.

>>34496227
you're my hero, i fucking LOATHE graphs.

>>34496360
you will never understand how much i love you.

>>34504484
>the feels when had my heart broken on a school bus too

You made it further than me anon, at least you have that.

>>34504255
I do the same shit. I don't even care anymore, if I'm not posing my hands in autistic weeb positions I get super anxiety and start impulsively scratching my head and arms like a crack addict.

>>34497300
Apologize to her for threatening to hurt yourself and break it off with her if she hasn't left you already.

>go to school in america for the first time
>5th grade
>was really into naruto and excited it was going to air on tv soon so that everyone could see it
>teacher made us write first essay
>forgot what the topic of the essay was supposed to be about but basically write about my favorite naruto scene
>the fight between naruto and sasuke after the sound four arc iirc
>teacher makes us go in front of the class and talk about our essay
>basically talk about those two or three naruto episodes while pronouncing sasuke as "sa-su-ke"
>everyone just looks at me weird
>go back to my seat and realize this was stupid

>>34495692

>be me
>be 13
>discover anime
>want to be cute anime girl
>buy anal plug tail and wolf ears
>always wear them
>start running like an anime girl in PE (like when you only move the lower part of your arms)
>get called a faggot
>tell them i could take their dicks all at once
>orgy

i am now hiv positive

>>34504740
Story plz, make me feel better

>>34505097
kek, here take your (you)

>>34501923
u did good

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>>34505137
This is me
>>34503562
>>34503752

>On school bus in Vietnam
>Passing notes with crush (or so I thought)
>Going well, spiderman notebook is getting saucy
>Eventually pluck up courage to go and try sit next to her
>ask her friend to move
>confusedstacies.gif
>She says she isn't interested in me at all in a much ruder way
>I wave the notebook while going beetroot red in the face
>Her friend thought it was meant for her
>She is offended
>I am upset
>Go back to my seat through rows of laughing and staring normies
>Can't wait to go home and play fucking Fable
>4 more days of torture on camp as the other normies make fun of me for my failed attempt

It wasn't overly cringe, but I pretty much offended the only girl who liked me and made a fool of myself infront of everyone.

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>>34496895
>Reaction-pic---Crying-meme.jpg
are you fucking kidding me

>>34497592
It's a pretty good form of therapy desu. Especially if it's something you did a long time ago.

>>34495986
Went through a similar thing when I was in school

>2007
>pretty much addicted to halo 3
>have a blast playing shit like ctf with absolute strangers
>friends make fun of me because Im on my xbox all the time
>"omg lol video games are 4 nerds XD"
>awhile later COD mw2 is released and its all they fucking talk about
>Every day its the same bullshit
>"1v1 quickscopes/noscopes rust"
>"lol I was playing until 2.00am last night"
>They still call me a nerd for playing halo

You just cant win with normies
I still hate MW2 to this day

>>34496360
>cool dont care
>I improved the technique

Thats some serious smug right there boy

>>34496559
Thats pretty based anon

You should be proud

>>34504255
>tfw I do the Gendo pose every time I'm sitting at a fucking table
I don't give a fuck what people think of me at this point it's comfy as hell

>>34497300
>>Have a girlfriend in college
>>Date for 2 years
OUT

>in fourth grade
>in class
>bored with nothing to do
>start running my finger nail back and fourth over my desk really fast
>stupidly think I can light the desk on fire if I do it fast enough
>teacher tells me to stop since I was distracting the other students
>go into autist rage
>other kids spend the rest of the year hating me

>>34499227
Parties do ruin our lives, bro.

>studying in thailand
>total edgelord
> used to draw swastika in books
>7th grade
>195CM
>studying with a practice teacher (from uni)
>we touched each others shoulders to make sure we were equally far apart
>160cm behind me
>say hes doing a sieg heil
>explain to him what sieg heil is
>i show him
>he and some random kid also do it
> British teacher see's this
>didnt notice at the time at the time
> British teacher reports this to the principal
> next day get invited to principal office
>she starts talking about nazis
> think she's talking about the swastikas i left in my book
> instead of apologizing trying to convince her the nazis wernt that bad
>dosnt work
>she read about the holocast
> say won't happen again
> Uni teacher is getting blamed for all of this
>allmost made him fail uni

The autism in this thread.

>>34501735
Ive never met any actual bots that go to discords or skype groups.
To other robots thinking about it, avoid these things like the normal fag plague they are.

>>34504881
That was years ago thank God. She long gone

>>34497152
mine are not even good cringe stories man, so I'd just hide them

anyone else look back at the past at cringe

>11th grade
>guy who sits next to me and this one hot girl and one other guy says he has naked pictures of her he'll show me sometime
>one day its just me and that girl
>tell her because i wouldnt like anyone talking about me or sending pictures me without me knowing it, just as a heads up
>next time in class she tells him hes full of shit and tells him he doesnt have any pictures of her
>awkaward as balls
>obviously i said something
>everything goes back to normal but months later she is showing off pictures of her having a threeway with her boyfriend and some girl to all three of us
>realize shes a hoe

should i feel like an idiot for that? i thought i was just being nice. its been three years ago but occasionally ill think about it some

This one especially hurts because Its so hard to believe I was this socially retarded when I was this old

>13, near the end of 8th grade
>crush on this girl
>all day every day just sit there staring at her in class
>she laughs at me
>laugh with her
>think its some sort of romantic moment
>one day finally get the courage to ask her out
>"d-do you have email?"
>"email?"
>couldnt take the nervousness
>speedwalk back to my desk
>literally never talk to her again

>>34507165
yeah you were being too much of a white knight

>>34496256
>MFW I used to be class clown with lots of friends.
>Teacher disencouraged me, said it is not good to be "class clown", even though I never did anything to disturb the class and only made people laugh.
>Now. Lonely cus no friends, not funny anymore. anxious in social situations and bad at socializing

>with normies at school desk aged 11
>trying to impress them and shit to gain friends
>at school we got given out free cartons of milk with little straws as a type of government health thing
>they ask me to put the straw in my nose and blow into it through my nostril
>do it because I'm a worthless faggot
>snot and milk goes everywhere
>girl sees it and pukes
>I get sent to the head teachers office and am the subject of ridicule for a while

>>34507992
honestly dude thats pretty awesome and not cringe

>>34496028
would've done the same without regrets

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>kindergarten
>scratching my ass
>pull lump of shit out
>smear it on my face and neighbor's desk

>later that year
>eatin snacks
>choke on a grape
>teachers on the phone when I stumble up to her
>points at the phone and mouths 'on the phone' in a pissed off way
>classmates staring blankly
>shuffle over to the sink, lips probably blue, and drown myself in water until I throw it up
>made sure to throw up on the kid who was sitting closest to the sink

I was DEVILISH

>2001
>7 years old
>piss my pants in school because teacher was writing on board and was afraid to shout so I just had my hand up for like 49 minutes and was ingnored

>2003
>Different teacher, talking to another teacher, ignores my raised hand for about 40 minutes, I passed myself again

>2004
>in church with school
>poss myself on benches because I was too shy to ask people to stand up and let me out

>>34496559
did Chad rough you up later?

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alright I got a good one desu

>be me, 16
>black, bad neighborhood
>live on east coast US
>loved to play Basketball
>played it everyday afterschool in the park
>late, no one but me around
>see someone suspicious
>'hey what are you guys doing?'
>guys see me, they're wearing dark clothing and look like they're trying to rob someone
>the guys and I fight, we beat each other pretty badly
>Mom wants me to go live with my Aunt and Uncle
>mfw I'm the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

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>>34495692
>9 or 10
>been reading harry potter and other fantasy kiddy shit
>birthday comes up
>kiddy party, playing football etc
>notice my african friend is feeling down
>he was new to the school and i was his only friend
>we go up to my room
>he tells me that his mommy died when giving birth to his sister
>somehow make a connection to fantasy heroes and children book protagonists being orphans
>smile at him
>he doesn't get it
>later gather all my friends
>energetic little kids high on sugar
>"hey, african anon's mom died, ISN'T IT COOL?"
>dead silence
>my mom slaps me on the face
>realize what i did and hate myself

At least he was still cool with me afterwards

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>>34508191
Forgot to mention that I made out with a girl during nap time. REGULARLY. Don't know how the fuck I initiated that.

>>34508230
this isn't cringe man, you are a badass

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> Be in 1st grade when the Macarena was the hottest shit ever
> Have a random dance party after snacktime
> Everyone's doing the Macarena
> Only watched cartoons and attitude era WWF back then
> Randomly start doing X-Pac crotch chops while standing in place
> See that the assistant teacher was recording the thing
> From 8th to 12th grade, was deathly afraid that somehow the footage would end up on YouTube

I'm so fucking glad I was a dumb kid before the internet was a thing.

>>34497516

>there's a moment of regret but then I thought to myself "this is her payment for all the joy I've given her. For the time time she'll just abandon me"

Hahah, fucking Eliot Rodgers over here. This poor girl was nothing, but nice to you and you think she owes you incest because of it? lol

>last year of high school
>fat gorilla Stacy who was the biggest Bully female in the school slaps me on the cheek playfully(?)
>shove her full force into the lockers
>she saddles off crying and brings back the principal
>suspended for 3 days
>normies all harass me for hitting a girl afterwards

>earlier that year
>my copybook is taken from my table and thrown around the class room
>guy behind me gets it
>turn around to look and at the same time my hand flies full force into his nose
> this broke his nose, blood everywhere
> I start hyperventilating, panicking and crying yet he didn't even look surprised, moved to another English class because of this

>be 12
>chad goes to the toilet
>when he comes back and starts sitting down I pull his chair back
>he falls on his ass and almost starts to cry
>sent out of class for an hour, but was seen as a cool kid from then on

>>34499934
>"its all good in the neighbourhood"
This is great, underrated post.

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>that kid who was the exchange student
That kid was me

>>34508439
every school I went to (which was quite a few, moved a lot) treated the exchange student really well. They usually had a Gf or Bf by the time they left mostly because of their exotic accent.

>>34508194
piss pass poss anon, piss pass poss.

>10th grade
>think it will be funny to ask this fat bitch on the bus what time it is
>tells me the time
>"no actually its time for you to give me your number"
>nothing really happened and i just listened to music the rest of the bus ride
>2day later the councilor wants to see me
>tells me theyve had "complaints of me bothering girls"
>"oh wow im very sorry for my behavior"
>realize its gotta be that fat bitch
it just a joke i wouldnt hit that with a sledgehammer shes single obese mother material

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>>34508430
>posting in a cringe thread
>posts badass story instead

>>34508537
I always regret not trying to get a girlfriend when I was younger but then I read stories like this and realize that even if I tried something like this would most likely happen anyway

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>used to only wear sweatpants that were 2 sizes too large for me from 3rd-5th grade
>in 5th grade the kid who pissed himself was more popular than me
>used to draw Vidya shit all over my school work but somehow still was honor roll
>never brushed hair and kept it all over my face to be "cool"
>never brushed teeth
>guidance counselor used to be my best friend
>slept in parents room until I was 11
>tried to fap in class and someone noticed
>cried randomly in class

I was fucked up in my childhood because of anxiety and depression. Sometimes I lie awake in a cold sweat thinking about how I used to be.

>>34496227
>i'm FUCKING sorry
laughed man thanks

>walk into school bathroom
>go into last stall and its dirty as all hell so i just shit on the floor
>go back to class
>later some kids come back to class laughing saying some guy (name omited) shit on the floor (this guy was a total dumbass who took dipping tobacco out of the urinals and would drink dip spit for money)
>they took pictures of it and showed the teacher, theyre all laughing
>later hear a guy talking about it and he said that the principal walked in there to see it

i was kinda woried id get caught once i heard kids laughing about it

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>5th and 6th grade
>my class used to do these variete shows with skits and musical numbers
>we had to write the skits ourselves
>one of them was a cringy skit about integrating into my country's culture (involved racism and actual blackface)
>another was an improvised talk show involving my teachers
>it was all filmed
>everyone was supposed to borrow the tape and copy it, one by one
>both years I'm the first one to get the tape
>everyone forgot who had it
>I didn't say anything
>still have them
>mfw

Also, I recently jerked off in the vicinity of two grown men by accident. I'm 25.

>>34505398
well, it's technically correct on all counts.

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>>34495692
>Be freshman in college
>Close enough to childhood
>At university welcoming
>Sit in the very front row in front of about 2000 people
>Half way through welcoming, lady says all people who are commuting to campus need to go to the other room for an information session.
>Figure there will be about 20 ppl get up
>It's me, only me
>Have to walk in dead silence with 5000 eyes on me
> Fucking forget my wallet half way through the seat rows.
>Lady who was sitting next to me yells back
>Have to walk all the way back in dead silence
>TFW fell for the "it will get better in college" meme

>>34508967
>2000 people
>5000 eyes
no

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>>34508983
Wew lad. Can't fucking keep it together.
>Pic related

>>34508983
half of them had a third eye, obviously.

>>34499934
This was me in middle school and everyone loved me.. Ever since I progressed to highschool, I've been a shyfag.

>>34495692
Is the point of these threads to pretend that you're cripplingly embarrassed by mundane ass shit that happens to everyone?

>>34496973
http://reddit.com
Go back there

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>>34509148
If you aren't, you're a normie, get out. Reeeeee.

>be me 7th grade
>bus got to school early
>walked to the entrance gate but it was locked and people on the inside started telling us to walk around the block to the front of the school
>sperged out and began shaking the gate and screaming loudly
>ripped the gate clean off its hinges and threw it onto the ground
>people on the inside looked horrified
>walked into the school along with the 5 other people from my bus

>>34509234
should also mention nobody ratted me out even after the year level head was asking about it and i got away completely free.

>>34495692
>1999
>13 years old
>really into warhammer
>this is before the video games
>bring figurines at school one day
>one popular kid takes interest
>oneitis gives curious look at us playing but doesn't really mind
>tfw so autistic "bee urself" ends up working out

>>34497061
you fucking retard you could have had a pure, devout qt waifu

that's literally all I want

>>34509192
Acting like slightly embarrassing or awkward moments that happened years ago are a big deal is no different from normies who act like going a couple months without sex is a big deal

>>34496585
good thing trump is the president so that shit like this won't happen again

>>34508697
Post 'em, anon

oregano

>>34495692


In the grim darkness of the far future there is only cringe. ^~^

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>be me
>7th grade
>had a crush on this shortstack QT
>known schoolwide for being the midget Jack Skellington nerd with no hope
>fuck those gay niggers, i'll show them
>i must devise the MASTER plan
>plan for weeks about it, making sure everything is just right
>hit her with the line and woo her in with a macho move, that's how the big boys chad do it for a 12-year old kid
>the day is upon me
>it is lunch
>i buy me a water bottle with mommy's lunch money; chad's are generous today
>i open the bottle and bring attention to my fellow brethren
>"Watch this shit."
>walk up to the QT, she was on the same table, but on the opposite side of our pact
>i get their attention with a wimpy cough
>QT and her friends Average Annie and Tumblr look up in absolute disgust
>i take in a deep breath
>realize i never actually planned anything at all and i was just fantasizing about actually winning
>whatfuckdo?.png
>my water bottle is open and 3/4 filled with water
>this can totally work
>suddenly throw the bottle and give the QT a cumshot of dasani
>realize my mistake as the other girls look in terror and the other students look in my direction
>my brothers can feel my pain
>i try to bolt, but i trip, either from the water or the spaghetti that spilled out of my pockets
>get caught and suspended for a week
>QT hates me all the way until graduation and constantly mocks me about the situation

Fuck you, Sophia.

>guy gives me a letter he wrote for his mother (who was, at the time, in prison)
>I start correcting it
>tell him his mother would be proud to see him actually learning in school
I'm such a douche

>>34496559
I kek'd. You did good, anon.

>>34502291
Holy shit that's savage

>>34495807
no cringe, that sounds cute asf. if i was in your class i wouldve had a crush on you (assuming youre a girl)

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I vaguely remember most awkward moments from my childhood, but this one stands out.
>be about 5 years old, kindergarten recess
>playing tag with some m8s
>we begin antagonizing the girls (you know how it is)
>basically devolves into the boys chasing the girls
>chasing one girl (named Alyssa) up this climbing surface on the jungle gym (tilted about 30 degrees)
>she's much slower than I am, poor girl
>eventually catch up to her near the top
>face is right near her ass
>something possesses me
>kiss it

Don't remember if I got suspended or not, but the principal got involved and all of that.

I now have a facesitting/ass worship fetish.