Sunday mornings are nice. Are any of you anons going to

>>34494694
Nope, I'm going to bed. Good night!

>>34494694
Why of course I am!
I have service in about an hour.

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>>34494917
That's great to hear, anon! What denomination is your church, if you mind me asking?

>>34495075
Baptist, but I used to go to a Pentecostal one before

>>34495099
That's cool. I usually go to Methodist churches. Is your pastor good?

Religious fags kys

>going to a place full of boring old farts, ex drug addicts and kids to get told that you have to read some retarded book written by a bunch of kikes

Fun!

>>34494694
>church
Heh
>teleports behind you
>unleashes katana
Heheh...

no seriously you're all retarded

>>34494694
I'm actually going to a catholic church today. I thought it'd be nice to get back to my religious roots. I'll end up having to go in about 20 minutes from now.

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>>34495683
>>34495662
>>34495570
Gonna be fun watching these wackos burn in hell from my comfy heavenly NEETdom
shoo shoo now sadfags, we don't need your misery here.
but always, remember, the lord forgives

>>34495743
Being a NEET is a sin though

>>34494694
I would, but It'd feel too awkward. I'm really tall and have stretched ears, long hair, and lip rings. You already get enough attention being a guy going to church by yourself, that would be too much.

>>34495860
>There are no toils in Heaven
Infidels are so silly... Heresy, not even once.

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>>34494694
>tried going to my uni's church group to find a qt pure gf
>all the religious girls were sluttier than the non religious stacys
religion is a meme

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>>34496832
>be me 24 no gf
>go to church with parents
>stacy go to church with her mum
>she giggles because I was blushing when I shake her hand
>mfw