ITT: Weird shit you did as a kid >be 6 yearold me >put

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>>34492092
>When I was like 5 I hid in a closet with a girl and we put on diapers together.
>Had a weird-ass diaper fetish where I would daydream that I would become a superhero whenever I put on a diaper until I reached puberty.
I was obsessed with diapers when I was a kid

>>34492092
>discovered fapping at age 8
>couldn't get a boner so i'd just spin my little dick around until i got an orgasm
>nothing came out so i could do this anywhere
>not that i knew what it was, anyways
>would fap in class staring at an attractive classmate
>teacher caught me once and asked if i needed to go to the bathroom
>"no"

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>>34492092
>stuffed my shirt with clothes to simulate being fat
>would get boner
>big have guts that stick out, so I would put a wet wash cloth on mine and watch it stick before showers

>now have fat fetish
>wish I could be fat without society looking down on it
>find fat men disgusting looking
why must I live?

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>>34492148
fucking kek'd
holy shit anon

>>34492167
>kids have big guts*
>so when I was a kid I would do this

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I used to put a bunch of pillows and cushions and stuff on me when I slept because I liked the pressure

eventually I started sleeping underneath the mattress

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>poo in the sugar jar
>watch mom freak the fuck out while shes making coffee
>got turned on by the fact that I pooped somewhere where ot isnt supposed to be
It gets worse
>poo in lunchbag
>sneak the poo into my locker
>left a bag with shit in it over winter break
>school has heaters on 24/7
>heaters right next to lockers
>come back to school
>everyone is standing outside of the classroom because "it smells disgusting"
>teacher tried to find the smell but failed
>we had to sit in a special ed class
>mfw

>6 years old
>at babysitters
>find girls training pads in the bathroom cabinet
>end up putting one on my ballsack and wearing it around
>find sailor moon action figures under the couch and play with them

and that's what started my gender dysphoria

>24 now
>have a garbage bag stuffed full of womens clothes, nylons, thongs, etc
>been fucked by a few men
>sucked random craigslist dicks

>Used to have a crush on a girl in second grade.
>Crush would always reject me in the few attempts I made
>Throughout the years going through the grades I would think about marrying her and I just and an unnatural affixiation with her.
>Would often think of the fun things we could do together if we both were going out.
>I would never act or attempt to get close to her because I know she didn't like me but I'd just watch her from afar and wish I could be near her
>Became a shut in in 4th/5th grade because kids were dicks to me.
>Would end up talking with people in starcraft chatrooms and it would end up being something like >tfw no gf I'm sad.
>This kept being a thing until 7th grade
>Then it just kind of died and I found another girl who gave me the time of day but the obsession was never as powerful as that.

The only reason I call it weird shit as a kid was because there was no actual justification for this affection towards her. It just happened and I went with it and it grew from there.

>7 years old
>really needed to piss during class
>ask cute elementary school teacher to go pee
>"ok"
>run outside
>make it about 10m before I partially piss my pants
>don't even notice, run to toilet and finish the fight
>after class during break, fellow students find my piss puddle on the floor
>cute teacher has to wipe up my piss

>>34492341
That's not a weird thing you did as a kid. That was just a story about you pissing yourself in elementary school which was involuntary.

Weird shit you do as an adult would be fetishising a woman having to clean up a kids accidental self pissing mess and turning it into something sexual.

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>>34492092
I used to(and still do sometimes) put blankets in my underwear or pyjama bottoms and jump and spin around for a bit.

>like 9 or 10 on vacation on the beach
>pile up some sand
>gather some sticks and bark pieces and stones
>build a kick-ass miniature mountain village on the beach
>some other kid comes up to me and sits down next to me
>asks if he could play with me
>pretend I don't understand him because social anxiety and too focused on improving my awesome village
>he asks again and again
>I just ignore him
>after a while he leaves
All while my mom was watching who knew I understood him.

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>10-11 yold
>came back to my kindergarten place often (dont know if this something in America)
>experimenting "my peepee feels good" stuff
>playing with the 5-6 years old kids
>asked one of them if i could see him peepee
>"you can let me touch it?"
>he did
>started doing that with all the boys
>did it every time I came over
>one day someone found out
>stop doing it

Im worried about how could i ended up if no one stopped me back then.

>>34492405

I used to, and also still sometimes do, tie a blanket around my neck and run around as if i'm a caped hero.

When I'm in the bathroom I sometimes 'go super saiyan' and enter the time chamber(the shower) for 'training'(pleasing my butthole)

>>34492092
this isn't a thing I do, but I still think it's weird

my cum can be so thick and solid I can pull it out my pee hole and wrap it around my finger like a string

I can pick it up and jingle it around like a cut rubber band lol. I wonder what a girl would think of it

>>34492264
wtf are 'training pads'?

>>34492456
Honestly I think this stuff is pretty normal senpai

>>34492456
You know I was on board for this one as stupid kid shit until training correlated to doing shit to your ass.

I don't know what kid you thought happened in those training chambers, but there definitely wasn't any of that butt stuff happening.

>>34492241
You did good, Anon.
Made me laugh, thats the kinda stupid shit i like.

>>34492486
that happens to me if i don't blow a load for a week or two. i get little coagulated jello nuggets in my cum, they're like bouncy ball consistency.

>>34492504

I knew what sorta training went on in there but I was degenerate as fuck early on.

Now I can only fap to vanilla cuddle handholding stories.

>>34492518
it happened to me just now, and it's my 5th time jerking it this week

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>>34492423
hhho my fuck

>>34492092
>couldn't click my fingers so I'd flap my hands around really fast while holding my thumb atop the gap my index and middle finger to simulate the sound

>>34492423
>That kid that was molested by a relative and would molest the neighborhood kids because he thought that was innocent fun and they all did too until the parents caught on and he had to move.

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>>34492241

fucking found a pick of you bro

>>34492692
If my nails were long enough I used to just snap my index nail along my thumb nail and that would make it seem like I was snapping. But if they weren't I was SOL.

>maybe about 5 or 6
>strange crudely drawn skulls appear at objects in my grandparents' house whenever I was over
>they catch me drawing a skull one day
>to this day I am convinced it wasn't me
I fucking swear it wasn't me.

>>34492456
I lost. Fucking hard.

>>34492923
i need to know moar nao