My gf's roommate asked me to find her a boyfriend, sent

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My gf's roommate asked me to find her a boyfriend, sent me this list of requirements for her guy:

Good looking
Smart
Goal oriented
Somewhat large to moderately sized pee pee
Somewhat large to extremely large bank account
Must be advocate of equal rights
Must enjoy company of dogs
Must be cultured
Must accept best friend as package deal
Virgins are ok
Emotional stability preferred
Conventional masculinity not preferable
Good dancer if possible, if not must be open to learning
Must drink heavily or be able to accept my heavy drinking
Must be willing to wear the skirt in the relationship
In somewhat good shape
Taller males are preferred
Cannot like country music
Must enjoy traveling
Cannot be trump supporter or republican
Absolutely must understand the importance of grooming his eyebrows
Must smell nice
Must enjoy long talks and walks on the beach
Must be willing to become my personal chauffeur
Ability to cook is a plus
Inability to clean is a minus
Quirkiness welcomed within certain statutes
Must be strange in some way
Extreme religiousness is out of question
Using hard drugs frequently is not acceptable
Weed is ok
Soccer enthusiasts preferred
Cannot be more than 1 year younger than me or 10 years older than me
Am open to concept of daddy

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