I didn't mean to I'm so tired I'm on autopilot

>>34490813
You don't. That's the perfect response. She's fishing for compliments and you just blew her the fuck out. Leave it.

Perfect response, post pics

>>34490813
Hahaha I love you anon. Fucking savage

>>34490813
Women love that sort of joke anon.

Post her reply op

>>34490813
absolument sauvage

Let her stew in it for keks

>>34490864
this tbqh. you're in the clear, just play it off like a joke. if she's worth keeping she'll think it's funny/flirtacious. (for future reference you can use emojis to defuse this kind of thing too if you catch it fast enough)

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NOOOOOO

I don't wanna be savage, I just wanna get my ween wet pls

>>34490813
Fuck off fucking asshole

>>34490910
Why do you care so much? The satisfaction of shutting down her pretentious, mind game bullshit is worth getting your dick wet any day.
don't be a beta, you fucking faggot. If she gets mad, tell her to get over it and move on. 99% chance she will.

>>34490950
NOT getting your dick wet* I mean.

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I tried turning it into a joke but she's stuck on it now

>>34490985
POST HER FUCKING PICS RIGHT NOW

>>34490950
You've already failed. I have dozens of Chad male model accounts moving city to city to give all and any girl extreme amounts of validation to make them so picky that pair bonding is runied for the majority of males. this is the most efficient way of contributing to the wests collapse.

>>34490985
>wait we're joking here right?
Fucking cringelord, I understand why you browse this board now

>>34490985
God, why would you waste your time with such a self-deprecating miserable sack of shit like that?

Chicks that bitch about themselves all day are not worth it. And never will be. It will always end in disaster.

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>>34491019
Wait, why are you here then?

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>>34491038
>being this unable to reflect on your own life

I fucking hope this is ironic.

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>>34490985
Holy shit, that was actually a pretty smooth turnaround, OP. Nicely done.

That being said, continuing to joke around won't work with roasties, she's fishing for affirmation. She's going to keep this self-deprecating spiel going indefinitely no matter what you say until she's done feeding like the emotional vampire she is. This kinda shit is the most obnoxious behavior on earth and why I stopped talking to grills almost entirely, despite having decent luck with them.

>>34491065
The fuck are you talking about? What are you assuming?

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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT TO SAY ALREADY

>>34491092
Wait for her response and go from there.

That being said, if you're really desperate to get your dick wet, you're gonna have to bite the bullet and give her the validation she's craving. Tell her she's great looking and needs to stop beating up on herself etc. etc. It's pretty beta, but I got nothing else for you. Alphas probably don't even bother fucking with chicks like this.

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>>34491047
For the memes. Also because I'm THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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>>34491090
>on this site
>is upset/angered by self-deprication

>>34491092
so what's her answer?

>>34491092
Just tell her you think she's attractive

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?????
Big dick original

Kids these days like emojiis right?

Mud in front then?

>>34491547
You need to change the subject there friend. Good luck.

>>34491547
Ask her if she'd be willing to go on a date with you

>>34491547
Tell her that in all seriousness you find her physical features appealing thus giving you an intense desire to engage in a sexual intercourse with her
That should be enough

>>34491638
Wrong. Tell her she is ugly and you are the only man she can even hope to have with that kind of face.

>>34491547
>rolling around in mud with her
>lick every layer of that onion
>want to get into your swamp
make it punny

Ask her out, but come up with a plan first. You can't just ask her out and say "let's go drink a coffee somewhere". Say something like "let's go to that specific restaurant".

>>34491654

I laughed but this might actually work.

>>34491547
>mud gives me a hard on
do it op