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>>34490374
why are women suvj sluts?

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Hello op
How are you?
What kind of pictures do you like? I have a lot

>>34490374
I'm feeling the late night blues anon

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>>34490445
I'm doing well. Had some fried chicken then started a batch of prison wine.

Whatever pics you feel like posting. I was planning on doing at least some autism pics.

>>34490445
>don't ever pour on me or my son again

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>>34490454
I'm sorry bro. Wanna talk about it? Anything I can do to cheer you up (nohomo)?

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Mom. Dad. Call the hospital. I just fell off the side of the tub with the plunger in my ass and it snapped and I think it ripped into my intestines. I'm feeling dizzy mom. If this is the end, I want you to know, that I never loved you just because you gave birth to me and I fucking hate being alive; but I also want to live at the same time, because eroge and Touhou are coming out as we speak. But this may be the end and I don't really care anyway. The only thing I regret is not making my program that helps boys become girls. I didn't even finish SICP yet but I was going to do it tomorrow.

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>>34490571
nice shitpost, bitch. You reminded me of this one call from Loveline way back in the day about a guy damaging his insides slipping in the shower while fucking himself with a plunger..

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>>34490374
I recently became roommates with this grill that I knew from before (met her once before through a friend). From day one, she's been pretty friendly towards me, moreso than the other people that live with us, and I'd go so far as to say that we've become friends. She might just be a naturally flirty person but I've seen her do things that interested women also do. However, she's kind of a slut and is seeing multiple other guys.

When I first met her, I thought she was kind of ugly, and I can still see why now, but her look is kind of growing on me; those imperfections make her cute. I'm dying on the inside having to live in such close proximity with her while balancing on the edge of flirting, and not knowing whether she is flirting back or just being friendly.

Wat do?
I just want to fuck her desu

>>34490374
The guy in you're picture is going to get deep vein thrombosis.

>>34490571
>tfw actually used to fuck the plunger because the tip of it was egg shaped and it was never used because it stayed in the basement of my stepdads rich adopted parents house where no one goes

felt gud

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>>34490721
Then fuck her, but don't get too attached. But it might blow up in your face and make your living situation awkward, with her likely having the ability to bring guys to cuck you if you get attached.

>>34490766
why would you post that image anon
and I am trying to fuck her, but I need to know if she's interested before I sperg out and make it awkward without at least getting a lay out of it

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>>34490803
Then keep flirting back, joke around, make some excuse to make physical contact. Not straight up grab her or anything, but when joking around, jokingly get up in her face with your chest out and say you'll fuck her up or some gay shit.

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>>34490897
I think I have broken the touch barrier somewhat
But she never touches me for no reason so I think that's a bad sign

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>>34490928
ah, she might just be playing you for validation. Don't be a faggot. But I'm a horrible place to turn to for this sort of thing. GO elsewhere, like socially oriented videos/audiobooks.

>>34491021
if there are so many kinds of beer, why are ipas so common? why do they people who make beer hate everything else?

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>>34491094
idk, I'm not into beer, and just randomly chose the pic because reasons.

>>34490374
Put that in a mecha and we reached a next form of human evolution

>>34490374
Help me get through work today anon, I'm ready to collapse from sleep deprivation.

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>>34491375
I'm sorry. At least you have a job. Where do you work?