Every girl you'll ever meet in your life has already been tainted by Chad's cum.
>>34490174
THIRTY SEPTUMS TO THE NORD THAT CAN IDENTIFY AT LEAST ONE OF THESE WENCHES
>>34490174
I know. This is why I turn down girls when they ask me and I don't ask out any.
>>34490174
My last two gf's were virgins when we met, checkmatebruh.
>>34490195
Haha shut up and take my upboat kind gentle-sir!! xD
>>34490174
Chad is apparently a demigod of some pantheon, able to ejaculate eternal semen onto the countenance of every female I've laid eyes on and ever will lay eyes on, so I just kind of consider him and his cum to be a non-factor at this juncture and continue to live my life.
b-but anon, shouldn't you feel special that when girls turn 30 they chose you over chad cock :^)
>>34490195
Awe true to Caesar.
You degenerate profligate.
You belong on a cross with the rest of the NCR.
>>34490244
you keep talking to me like that and the only thing that will be upboated will be my salty nuts in your gullet while you slumber
>>34490174
I came over my own face once
>>34490174
>tfw you will never be the first cum for her to taste
>>34490174
Who's middle?
>>34490546
Your mom
This is prob not original