>tfw can't suck off my friends because they'd know

How old are you anon OP?

>>34490134
He's either some 12 year old who has no idea what his real sexuality is so he's meme gay or some frustrated fat slob in his 20-30s.

>>34490134
19... Most of my friends are around the same age

>tfw no cock crazed teenage boi-slut friend

>>34490087
>>34490134
a 16 year old edgy cunt like every other r9k user, based on his weeb pic, showing off how elitist he is and superior for liking anime

>>34490345
If you hate weebs, why are you on r9k anon?

>>34490447
>>34490163
bloods boiling lmao

>>34490345
>Anime
That's a pic from a doujin you utter mongoloid

>>34490163
l-location mr. op???

>>34490163
Why don't you just ask them to let you suck their dick? You've got around a 40% success rate if you're not unattractive. Who cares if they know you're gay or not? They'll find out eventually. Might as well tell them now and find out who your real friends are.

>>34490087
>see random people on the train and wonder what it'd be like to suck their cocks
>can't help thinking to myself "why can't I just suck their cocks now?"
;w;

>>34490618
I'm kind of unattractive... I had a 8.5/10 GF but she left me... And they wouldn't accept me as gay. That's how teenagers are.

>>34490607
Europe...?

quick test post

>>34490680
>quick test post
it worked buddy!

>>34490688
oh, yatta~!

>>34490680
A thourough succsess. Today, we wrote some history.

>>34490670
You know how teenagers also are? Horny. If one of my somewhat unnatractive friends offered me a blowjob in exchange for $10 as a teenager, I would have taken him up on that offer. YOU are offering a FREE blowjob to horny guys. I guarantee someone will take one. And if they wouldn't accept you as gay, they're not your real friends.

Carpe diem, brother

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>>34490670
>I'm kind of unattractive... I had a 8.5/10 GF

I am kind of trappy looking (also on hrt) and I've wanted to blow one of my friends for a looong time

he just recently came out as bisexual to me

what do

>>34490793
Just send a message and ask to fuck

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>>34490804
that's a little direct for me

>>34490793
>he just recently came out as bisexual to me
sounds like he wants you to suck his dick

>>34490823

This.

>>34490817

Nothing is too direct when you love the cock anon. Make him love you like no other.

>>34490761
There's the "I don't want a guy sucking me off" factor.

>>34490786
I have no fucking idea how I got her. I still love her so fucking much. I've been depressed since the day she left.

>>34490823
I'm not completely sure. I tried prodding him just to see what he'd say by asking his type, but he just said he was more of a romantic.
>>34490853
i mean it is if he says no that'd be awkward

i did actually just turn legal today for the record

>>34490883
A blowjob is a blowjob. If you're blindfolded, you can't tell a guy's mouth from a girl's mouth.

Actually, try convincing someone that your "girlfriend" wants to suck another guy's dick in front of you, but is only willing to do it if he's blindfolded. Then suck his dick.

Also are you gay or bi?

>>34490921
>i mean it is if he says no that'd be awkward
But if he says yes, mission accomplished. Fortune favors the bold.

>>34490940
I don't have a gf anymore though. Bi, but I've been getting gayer since she left me cuz... you know... a girl broke me so why would I like them.

>>34490883
>I still love her so fucking much. I've been depressed since the day she left.

Lemme guess, first girlfriend?
You'll get over it, go out there, blow some dudes, realize it's not that great, struggle with life and figuring yourself out, then realize you did yourself a favor by putting yourself out there, learn some lessons, move on a be a better person. Granted this all takes 3-5 years and is a constant cycle of ups and downs, but that's life, fucker. Seriously, quit whining, go have sex, enjoy life, don't do illegal shit, grow old and happy.

Bonus subpost:
I don't believe in an afterlife, so it makes my time on this planet that much more important to enjoy. And yes, I do indeed get that out of posting on /r9k/

>>34490724
Also I'm >>34490636 :3

>>34490957
That's why I said "girlfriend." Lie. If it bothers you that much, say you have a friend with benefits that wants to try something new.

>>34490953
>Fortune favors the bold.
I like that.

I'll try and think of something to start the conversation with that isn't that direct tonight.

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>tfw no friends
>tfw no one to suck off

why is life filled with suffering and pain

>>34491039
Well stop posting here and hit up a gay club, faggot.

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>>34491049
>hit up a gay club, faggot.
ew no thanks
I prefer browsing /r9k/ and cuteposting in all my free time

>>34490977
I don't anything else to say than "why bother" honestly. I've been holed up in my room for basically 2 weeks now. I'm only alive because I saw my mother cry when I told her I want to die. Idk how long it'll take until even that doesn't matter.

>>34491060
Do continue cuteposting (and slutposting). It's better than being a disgusting AIDS-filled faggot.

>>34491086
yeah this is me irl

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>he fell for the gay meme

original comment

>>34491066
Get outside. Seriously, this post you're reading right now could be the one to change your life for the better. Stop posting on this shit board, go take a walk, take 3 dollars/pounds/Kim-Jong-Un bucks, whatever, and go to a coffee shop or a library, or something. Just get out of this degenerate hellhole that sucks people in. You're delusional. That's the truth. Seek help, get out, find people, there are FREE groups to build you up. It's hard as hell, but stop wasting your time feeling sorry for yourself. It's a phase and people DO get over it, I promise you that, but ONLY if you make the effort to do so. Just stop coming here.

>>34491200
>Get outside.
>take 3 dollars/pounds/Kim-Jong-Un bucks, whatever, and go to a coffee shop or a library, or something
What the fuck? Not him, but I walk to the gym 5 days a week. I get made fun of half the time on my walk there and at the gym I am a leper. Your advice is pathetic. Get out.

>>34491066
Just man up and ask one of your friends if they want a blowjob. You're never gonna be satisfied until you do it. Start texting them now.

>>34491107
>implying im not bisexual

>>34491258
Seriously, just ask one of your friends if he wants a blowjob from you, no strings attached. If he says no, move on to the next one.

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>>34491258
>implying i'm going to have a conversation with you

>>34491312
Unless he's a twink that is gonna be a gross fucking proposition. Also if it was me I would think the friend is screwing with me to hurt my feelings. They don't browse gay circles of the internet like here.

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>>34491312
I'm doing it right now

it's not going well

>>34490087
>not posting your boipucci

>>34491333
This ffs.

>>34491200
I just don't want to get over it. It doesn't seem worth it to me. I'm gonna have to get a job and shit... Seriously, why bother except because people will be sad?

I wanna be a cuntboy

>>34491333
i mean i am
he's also older than me by a bit
and i feel like he knows me well enough that he'd know i'm serious

>>34491235
WHY do you get made fun of though? Have you looked inward to see if the problem is with you or with them? If it's with you, own the problem. If not, I'm sorry for you and that's fucked up. Maybe become confrontational and stand up to them.

See, and here's the critical difference between you and that anon. You still go, five days a week, despite the insults and such. That makes you a strong person.

>>34491354
You will NEVER suck your friend's dick unless you TRY.

>>34491354
>get a job and shit
It's called growing up, buttercup. We all have to do it if we want to get what we want.
You're being a textbook millenial right now
>I want all the things!
>But I don't want to WORK for them!

Pull your head out of your ass and do something with your life. You CAN do it. YOU'RE the one in your own way.

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>>34491343
pt 2

Guide me faggots

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>tfw putting on a schoolgirl outfit as a joke
>tfw patting friend's crotch as a joke
>tfw massaging his hard cock as a joke
>tfw sucking his dick as a joke

>>34491373
>WHY do you get made fun of though?
Because I am probably autistic? I walk weird and look ugly. I tried fixing both through corrective exercises and losing weight. Hasn't worked. For some reason tempts people to shit on me. I never get an urge to act mean towards those beneath me.

>no gay friend to suck me off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34491463
Bet him 20$ that you could make him cum first if you were 69ing

>>34491468
Ahah I'd love to pull jokes like that on my friends! Epic prank bro!

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>>34491511
what do you have against nuance my man

>>34490087
I feel you. I want to be a bottom bitch. The only gays I've been friends with happened to be twinks. I only found out later that they were gay. I was only a delusional teen back then so I never took their offers. At this point I only want to use my pillow lips to suck cock. lol I wonder if I would be let down at the offer of some boy wanting to suck my cock. I get really horny at the idea of only being a bottom bitch boy. Since I am a virgin I feel all I deserve to be a cum chalice.

I would let you suck me off.
infact you seem pretty cute.

>>34491542
But twink cock is the best kind of cock there is, anon.

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>>34491463
>Guide me faggots
say "you are pretty cute not gonna lie"

he should figure out where this is heading

>>34490087
I get a chubby because I imagine OP as the girl in pic related but then I realize he's probably overweight and he's a dude

>>34491489
Sounds like you're built to suffer man, I feel for you. I'm not trying to one-up you so I won't go into details, but I have a similar things in regards towards not wanting to act out towards the people making your life shitty.

Truly sorry, man, keep on keeping on though.

>>34491565
I think that's how these threads work man.

Why not suck random people for money? Homos are so weird. If I could get paid for my sexuality, I'd be all over that shit.

>>34491579
Same reason you aren't fucking old ladies

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>>34491579
>Why not suck random people for money?
how do I get into this without posting my pics online?

I am not that forward and I'm a virgin I have a feeling it would be kinda hard

I just want a nice bf desu senpai I don't wanna suck people for money

>>34491597
Not him, but I would totally fuck an old lady at this point. There's one across the street from me. I sometimes fantasize about being her boytoy.

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>tfw no qt boy to force down your dick and cum in his mouth
life truly is suffering. I dont want to ask someone on a gay app or some shit because i dont want aids.
what do?

>>34491615
c-can I just lick it and suckle from it

>>34491611
well my nibba go get that old lady pussy bro

>>34491615
>cut
uh sorry no thanks man h-haha

if your parents were so suscpetible to the Jewry you would be as well

>>34491632
i-it has less to play with but that doesn't mean it's worthless

>>34491632
Cut dick are way better tho

>>34491615
Be a normal fucking human being and date gay guys, agree to go to a clinic and get tested together, then have crazy sex. Not that fucking difficult. Of course a sheltered life raised on 4chan will make you a socially crippled retard, so good luck, chuck.

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>>34491621
yes you can anon ~

>>34491632
not true, it's just pulled back.
>pic related

>>34491632
I agree, but aside from that, it's a pretty nice dick.

>>34491649
>dry and rough
>no sensitivity
>nothing to put your tongue under

The only reason I want to get a job is the thin chance that for some reason a twink invites me to his house 1 on 1. I would bring booze and hopefully he would force his dick like this >>34491615 in my mouth. Not to sound like a woman but if his dick was small that would be disappointing. Though I guess I could find satisfaction from putting my 6 incher inside him. That's the benefit of being boys you can switch places.

>>34491668
Holy shit this changes everything. Can you fuck my mouth please?

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>>34491668
yeah that looks about 100x better
location plz

>>34491682
>that
>small
I don't know if you're trying to pull one over on us, but that's at least 6 inches as well, my robobuddy

>>34491674
Not to mention:
>marked by the jews

>>34490087
>be an anxious beta almost all my life
>for some reason that makes me feel that I am made to be a cocksucking faggot
Anyone else know this pathetic feel? Please don't bully me about it.

>>34491717
I didn't call it small. I said I would want a dick like that inside me. Then I followed up by saying if the dick was small I would be let down lol.

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>>34491463
pt 3
skipping ahead some
i wish i wasnt a coward

>>34491707
You can see the look in that skinks eyes
>tfw humans licking me
>tfw not at home lounging under my lamp

>>34491731
I don't know this exact feel, but I understand it. It's like how you know that gays are a lot more accepting, so you know you'd easily find a bf.

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>>34491688
>>34491707
im in germany. Im not gay and i like sex with girls, but most are just not as crazy for sucking dick as boys are :(
So i fantasize about having a cute guy who sucks my dick whenever i want.

>>34491739
Whoa, you're right. I need to get to sleep, I'm tired. Good luck in the search for dick

>>34491741
>most people are fucking stupid
based on the context of the rest of that conversation are you two implying that direct people are stupid? Because you may be shooting yourself in the foot there.

You should have just texted him "hey, trying to sort out my feelings, could you help?"

>>34491731

I fight the urge to drop the extra 30-40lbs and just be a skinny topped, thick assed fagboy suitable only for poundings and offerings of semen in exchange for the use of my holes.

>>34490087
So has anyone here sucked dick and disliked it? Did you suck more dicks afterwards? I'm pretty sold on being a faggot. I feel that if for some reaosn I didn't actually like it that I would try again and again.

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>>34491786
Nobody specific, we were discussing someone he felt he missed a potetntial connection with a I asked him if he found anyone that wasn't stupid since then

>>34491823
Ask him to send you a picture of his dick

>>34491810
I've had one partner - my bf for a year. At first I was freaking out because I thought I didn't like the taste of his cock, but... th-that changed...

so anyway I disliked sucking his cock at first but then I eventually came to really like it :3

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>>34491810
>So has anyone here sucked dick and disliked it? Did you suck more dicks afterwards? I'm pretty sold on being a faggot. I feel that if for some reaosn I didn't actually like it that I would try again and again.

I've never tried so I don't know
sf btw

>>34491861
It should be satisfying alone knowing you are getting a friend off. I am super self conscious though so I feel my thought processes are plain stupid.

>>34491899
Simplicity is best for those that are self-conscious. the less time you spend developing a process, the less time you'll second guess yourself. .

>>34491897
show us your anal cavity please

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>>34491964
>show us your anal cavity please
that's scary >_<

>>34491823

>see this
>cringe with the force of 1000 suns
Now I'm 100% sure that I won't ever tell anyone I've met in my teenagehood and childhood that I'm a raging homo.

I'll mest likely cut ties with everyone and move in a different state.

>>34492023
If that's too much for you, you could just show us the outside of it. Please?

>>34492023
I...I'd rather see you dick anon... please..?

>>34491810
I've sucked 4 dicks and only enjoyed one of them. 2 of them were just way too small to enjoy, the other big one that I didn't enjoy was because the dude had the energy of a dead fish and was no fun. I actually walked out on the guy.

The only good one was a thick 7 inches or so, he'd thrust into my mouth, tell me to lick his balls, he'd hold his cock at the back of my throat, etc; He wasn't some thug either, dude was really proper, nice guy, just a total dom when it came to getting his dick sucked though. He was great at reciprocating too. Really regret not going back more, we only swapped 3 times.

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>>34492087
Not him, but... how about a two-for-one?

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>>34492039
>>34492087
I've never taken lewd pics before...
im shy :x

>>34492113
idk if I can talk dirty without sounding silly. If I was thrusting your mouth and pulling your hair would that be enough to turn you on? What if I wanted to 69?

>>34492130
There are only 24 different posters in this thread, including you. At most 50 people will see it. Why not? It will help with your shyness.

>>34492120
Wow... Two uncut boys... Is this you and one of your friends? Do you have more?

>>34492130
>>34492168
This. Come on, we have no way of knowing who you really are anyway.

>>34492034
Thanks for greentexting your reaction you autistic faggot

>>34492159
That would definitely be enough, yes. He wasn't very vocal, he was just commanding with his body. I've never done 69 with an adequately sized guy, but I'd be down for it, so long as I'm on the bottom so I'm getting my entire face stuffed.

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>>34492177
That's me and my ex... please do not redistribute... Anyway, though, these are the only ones we took together. Digging my hands being tied up using a sock? :v

>>34492232
Won't redistribute, anon. But fuck, you two are hot. Mind telling me your age?

>>34490087
If a man or boy wanted to fuck me I would have no right to deny him. I just want to fill my stomach with jizz. That is heinous I know.

>>34492130
Did you leave us anon? I still want pictures.

>>34492130
don't give up the lewds to autists on /r9k/

you'll regret it and feel like a slutty retard

I would hope most faggots would respect me wanting to keep things secret.

>>34490087
Only desperate gay people lust after their friends

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>>34492421
Getting compliments is worth feeling like a slutty idiot!

>>34492453
Why? It's a common belief that guys would fuck all their female friends. Do not pretend it isn't like a little hipster cuck.

>>34492476
That's different. Can't you read? That anon said "gay people" not "straight people"

>>34492421
Isn't that the whole point though? I want to feel like a stupid slut.

>>34492251
Twenty, though those pictures were taken just a bit under a year and a half ago.

>tfw no cute femboy friend who wants to suck my benis

truly an awful feel

>>34492565
So you were just 18. Fucking perfect man. Would you mind sharing some of you right now...? (To see if it got even more suckable)

>>34492632
>(To see if it got even more suckable)
seconded

>>34491597
I would absolutely fuck old ladies if there was money in it. Again, you fags are weird.

>>34490087
>Post your cock-crazed slut fantasies I guess.
I want to have sex with older men. Not because they are attractive at all (really they are not), but because it would make me feel like a girl. There's something wrong with me.

>>34490087
Do gays respect disrection at all? I want a boyfriend but I DO NOT want it public. I am bisexual and I KNOW if people knew I was a dandy that it would kill my chances of getting with girls even harder. No woman respects a homo. I'd never want my sister to know I like dick. I am sure many of you wouldn't want your family to know you like dick either.

>>34494288
>disrection
*secrecy

>>34494192
So basically older bears?

>>34494288
>if people knew I was a dandy that it would kill my chances of getting with girls even harder
dude girls love a guy that's willing to take a dick

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>>34494288
My family found out that i swing both ways. The way I learned that is because my brother took me to dinner and said he needed to ask me important questions. He ended up saying he heard that I'm bi and asked if it was true. When I told him I was he looked sorta devastated. Then he pressed on and asked if I knew for sure and had been with a guy. I said yeah and he put his head in his hands and asked if I was at least the " man" in the situation. When I told him no he had to go to the restroom for awhile to cry

>>34494314
I don't believe you. Still I would want it kept under wraps because I do not want my sister finding out.

>>34494332
>caring this much about how your brother gets off

Wew.

Well, at least he cares about you.

>>34494332
>I said yeah and he put his head in his hands and asked if I was at least the " man" in the situation.
Why didn't you lie? I feel sorry for your brother. I know it's CURRENT YEAR + 2, but still there are boundaries you have to pretend to respect. I don't think homosexuality should be public unless one of the boys is a trap.

>>34494337
>I do not want my sister finding out.
wtf dude you're living your life backwards. your sister's the first person you should have told

>>34494374
>wtf dude you're living your life backwards
No I'm fucking not. Respect that some men want gayness kept private. My sister would not react well if she knew I liked drinking male tears.

>>34494385
you're not gay you fucking faggot

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>>34494355
It was so fucking awkward man and i was in such a state of embarrassment and he was dead serious about me answering the questions. After dinner he hugged me and offered to give me money if I ever needed it which was weird.
>>34494364
I think he kinda figured i wasnt the man since I'm a trap. So i think he would've figured i was lying if I told him otherwise

>>34494429
>I think he kinda figured i wasnt the man since I'm a trap.
I'm sorry but I feel like you are lying to me now. Why didn't you mention you were a trap sooner? Can you see why I would doubt your story when you add in details like this way later? It screams fetishist or troll. If you're being honest I am sorry.

>>34494410
I know I ain't gay. Gayness is still a proper term in reference to me liking tender boys.

>>34494429
He assumed you were whoring yourself out and wanted to assure you that you didn't have to. Or he wanted you to sug his dick for money

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>>34494445
Im not lying. I didn't mention right away cause it wasn't really necessary at first. When you mentioned trap I figured I'd mention that I was.
>>34494464
>assumed you were whoring yourself out
Oh. That makes sense, oh God that's really fucking awkward

>>34494495
Why did he ask if you were the "man" in the situation if you are a trap? Are ya only a part time trap? lol also where did he take you out to dinner? I love food.

>>34494495
Post pics already dumb lewd trap

>>34494288
my family knows about my boylove escapades
>>34494314
why do people assume all gays take it in the boy pussy? why do straights think gay is synonymous with "bottom"?
>>34494332
why do they have this reaction? is it really so much more shameful to be the one who takes my dick? it really seems like bottoms have more fun, whats the hangup seriously?
straights confuse me
>>34494464
>>34494495
>assumed you were whoring yourself out
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>34494554
I used to hide it before but since I moved out I stopped hiding it as much. Some people from our old town heard or saw from someone else and it got back to him. I hadn't really seen him for about half a year prior to this since he was still living at our parents. He took me to Chili's

Psyops really did a fucking number on their board man. I guess it makes sense, you aren't real robots used to lonliness you're mostly failed normies and attention whores so it stands to reason you'd be more malleable. The only sad thing is now you guys feel welcome here, so I'm stuck sharing a board with you faggots

>>34494606
>u rnt reeal robot lige me
T. Has a gf and posts here because he's so sadddd :((((

>>34494603
>He took me to Chili's
What did you eat? What did he eat? Sorry for ignoring the point of the story. I'm really hungry right now.

>>34494606
I'd be fine with having /gaybot/ general thread while posting outside would be banned. Too bad it's not going to happen.

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>>34494584
Im not dumb, or being lewd. I dont really see the point in sharing pics of myself for this story.
>>34494589
Our family is very strict catholic, also I guess since I'm the older sibling it fucked wth him a bit. He kept saying how he looked up to me when we were younger. Which I honestly dont believe cause we were always fighting.
>>34494621
You're fine. I had a burger, he had a steak

>>34494659
Reee gib pics desire to jerk it to your betrayal of your family lineage is strong

>>34494725
this

fag is probably trolling us

>>34494659
i want to judge how cute of a trap you are

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My biggest sexual fantasy is crushing on a guy that isn't straight and we have a fairy tale romance and get married.

Also lots of fucked up things too.
Here's my bdsm test

>>34494791
>only 78% brat
*yawn*

>>34494791
>crushing on a guy that isn't straight
How is that a sexual fantasy? Shouldn't your fantasy involve corrupting a man that is straight?

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>>34494779
Im not trolling. Bah, i guess it doesnt matter, I've posted face before anyways

>>34494811
Maybe I am too far gone. I can not imagine your brother resist wanting to fuck you. Maybe that is why he was devastated by you admitting to being "the girl" in a gay situation.

>>34494802
It depends on my mood. Though most of the time I do whatever I'm told without thinking.
My last bf wasn't a very good Dom so If I was bratty he'd just take it rather than punishing me.

>>34494808
That was a roundabout way of saying Tfw no bf
Hmm but actual sexual fantasies. Let's see... I want to get spitroasted really bad. I think I'd be able to seduce a """"straight"""" guy because I look like a girl anyway

>>34494811
Fucking faggot. I bet you are used to internet virgins and queers going nuts for you. You only deserve rape.

>>34490670
Europ is big lad, what country?
I could let you blow me, even though I'm straight.

>>34494831
That's really weird anon. Dont say that about my little brother

>>34494811
You're beautiful, I will buy you a burger

>>34494811
8/10 would kiss

>>34494891
Don't buy that faggot a burger. Rape him in the mouth or ass. That fag will gladly drink your cum.

>>34494811
please do porn

>>34494811
>can't even see nips
How can I fap to this?

>>34494886
It's true though, I'd be devestated too if I couldn't be my cute onee-chan(male)'s first

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>>34494891
Thank you anon, that would be much appreciated~
>>34494901
Th-thanks
>>34494914
Please don't be so vulgar anon
>>34494920
Why would i wear a see through dress in public anon, that's a little silly
>>34494941
This isn't a doujin anon :< im not incestuous

>>34494973
Is that a bow in your hair? Post moar cute pics please.

>>34494973
>not being incestuous
>not holding your little brother tight while he hammers away at your boipussy
>not kissing him deeply as he creampies you
>not cuddling after and drifting to sleep knowing you'll both there for each other no matter what
Learn to accept true purest love

>>34494811
>tfw swear I recognize this face

>>34494791
>My biggest sexual fantasy is crushing on a guy that isn't straight and we have a fairy tale romance and get married.
Yes, this. l-like what I had (well, thought I had) with my first boyfriend u-until things happened... ;_;

>>34495005
Wow hit me right in the feels

>>34495033
Awwwww what happened anon?

>>34495033
He cuck you or were you a whore

>>34494811
>tfw no qt trap in my country

>>34494811
Come to America and let me love you

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>>34495002
Yes, i like it a lot, i think it's cute too
>>34495005
That's fine and dandy for fantasy but I would never my brother
>>34495018
Like I've said, I've posted face before, you may have seen this picture
>>34495062
I've noticed lots of traps seem to be American
>>34495068
I am American tho

>>34495078
Nah I mean I swear I've seen it irl, what state?

>>34495078
>not realizing fantasy should be reality
Just let your little brother slam away my dude, nothing wrong with it, you can't even have retard babies

>>34495078
Aww, I wanna snuggle with you and lick your lips

>>34494811
>tfw your little borther went to the bathroom to fap and not to cry

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>>34495103
O-oh. Texas, big state
>>34495120
That made me giggle a little
>>34495137
Pls no. He's chad, he gets his pick of any chick he wants. Im sure he doesn't want his older sibling
>>34495121
Im really awkward irl

>>34495175
>imply parents didn't force him to be Chad to hide his desire to plunder boi puss
Everyone knows Christian parents lead to repressed gays, you just slipped through the cracks, now let him slip through yours

>>34495175
Southeast Texas? Also how old are you and how many sexual partners have you had?

>>34495175
>tfw Texas too
What area?
>inb4 have unwittingly seen/meet trap irl

>>34495216
>implying it's not Chad always wishing he was the little girl and seeing his big brother manage to do it hurting him
>>34495175
Help your brother accept his inner grill and get him to pass

>>34495078
>>34494811
>Look like this
>Brother has to ask if you are gay
He sounds like a fucking idiot.

>>34495216
Kek. Honestly though i think I might have taken all the gay genes. He had it easier growing up since I was basically the practice kid.
>>34495227
>>34495229
Uhhh yeah Southeast. 2 partners
>>34495264
That would be tragic if it were true. The only people I see in my family being potentially gay is one of my sisters

>>34495298
It was less drastic of a look back then desu. I had emo hair and i just looked like a faggy edgy boy

>>34495318
post more pics originally

>>34495301
How far from Houston are you? Are you STD-free? Are you willing to be the one doing the penetrating?

>>34495301
Nah he's a flaming faggot, call him and ask him out to dinner, get flirty and see how he reacts

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>>34495351
I took this yesterday
>>34495359
Very far desu. Yes i am, and no not really. I dont really meet up with random people anyways gomen.
>>34495378
No thanks, I'm currently estranged from family anyways. He moved out further up north

>>34495359
>Are you willing to be the one doing the penetrating?
Goddam closet fags are the worst

>>34495301
Sup uniqt

>>34495417
so this is your twitter? https://twitter.com/sheepgloomsheep

>>34490087
>>tfw can't suck off my friends because they'd know I'm gay af
>>tfw I fap to the thought every night
I do this thinking about my best friend.

Serious questions though how do I come out? I think I'm gay and also trans and how do I have my first gay experience? Like which website would be the best to find a guy to have sex with me?

>>34495417
your tumblr is hot, do more futadom vocaroos

>>34495425
Hi Brit-chan
>>34495441
Oh gosh. Uh yeah, please don't shill my twitter ._.

>>34495471
checked out your tumblr too, nice voice, you totally pass

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>>34495467
>>34495495
Th-thanks. I haven't updated much I've gotten too lazy

>>34490087
>>tfw can't suck off my friends because they'd know I'm gay af

just say "no homo" you fag

>>34495515
when did you start transitioning?

>>34495471
Oh heck are you gloomy from mtfg?
What's up w/u?

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>>34495538
About 3 years ago now
>>34495539
Heh, i don't really post there often. I'm doing fine, been at PAX all weekend. My allergies are killing me tho cause my friend has cats

>>34495471
>being a voicefag for Hypnos
>vaguely sure you've done bbc ones
Errybody go home

>>34495573
Your smol peen is really cute. You're not gonna remove it, are you? I wish I could suck your lactating nips.

>>34495515
>braaaap voice request
>actually did it
Wew

>>34495573
I prolly wouldn't even have remembered you only for serty posting about you a while back or something
I don't think I've seen you post there

Oh nice. A friend of mine is there and debating whether or not to buy fangs.
You're allergic to cats? Rip ;~;

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>>34495577
Jokes on you anon. Whenever someone tries to get me to do BBC i make a shitty British Broadcasting joke. I usually just get asked to pretend to be a mommy
>>34495610
No, our science isn't good enough yet to make nice enough artificial vaginas
>>34495622
I just made the noise on my arm, i thought it was kinda funny
>>34495630
Yeah ive only posted personally once or twice cause the first time i posted lgbt told me id be better off killing myself than transitioning. Who's serty? Also fangs are cute, i should see if I can find the booth selling them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iNYbGRfunY

>>34495689
>not farting into the mic
I can't fap to this.

>>34495689
>the first time i posted lgbt told me id be better off killing myself than transitioning
Lol fucking same.

Just this Greek or Danish trip or something. Maybe there's a different gloomy?
Yes do fangs are adorable

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>>34494332
Your brother sounds pretty silly, what the hell...

>>34494811
What the fuck you, look like a biogrill

>>34495749
This, just out a bike pump nozzle in ass, pump a few times and let we rip
Trap farts are best farts

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>>34495749
Kek, sorry anon.
>>34495786
Yeah lgbt is a bucket of crabs. Also maybe i dunno. I only tried tripfagging like once kek. What was the post about?
>>34495832
Desu my whole family is pretty silly anon
>>34495864
Th-thanks

>>34494811
>>34495078
>>34495417
I'm really not convinced you have a dick.

>>34495879
Oh god, the sound of relief when you get the dildo back in. Why are you so arousing?

>lactating on Tumblr
And I thought I was done fapping for the day, hhhhnnngh...

>>34495879
do you think your brother knows of your tumblr?

>>34495912
there's videos of them putting dildos in their ass with visible dick on the twitter

>>34496008
He does, he faps himself to sleep every night

>>34495879
Idk something about being really worried about you?

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>>34496018
I saw it, jerking off right now. Surprised I wasn't already aware of her.

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>>34495912
Welp, believe it
>>34495931
I was just trying to tell a story then everything git lewd
>>34496008
I sure hope not
>>34496048
O-oh. A lot of people got worried about me when I stopped posting for a few months. I was mostly here on r9k during that time

>>34496119
s-she has a nice body you fag

>>34496089
Ooohhh ok.
Well hope everything was alright during that time.

>>34495912
We've come full circle

>>34496128
"She" has the body of a chubby guy, don't pretend

>>34496146
>chubby guy
no anon, you're wrong, it's the estrogen that decides where your body fat goes and since she is doing hormone therapy it's normal to have fat under the skin, to have that nice touch that girls have

>>34496089
>>34496119
Have you done porn already?

>>34496119
Those shoots were horrible yeah. I feel like i look like a completely different person there than I do everywhere else. Oh well
>>34496141
It was just family/depression junk
>>34496173
Just solo things. I hated it but needed the money at the time. A lot of other gitls i know absolutely dispise their shoots

>>34496168
>that delusion
Any level of effort on """"""""her""""""" part would result in a better body

>>34496190
Post current full body shot if you've evolved past "chubby fridge with a kinda feminine face"

>>34496190
Ah gotcha. Families are overrated anyway

>>34496190
>did porn

IN

TO

THE

TRASH

>>34496212
Im still chubby. I personally feel like some fat redistribution is starting but getting any deeper into this will just turn into harder bullying more than likely.
>>34496255
I agree

>>34496269
You should get a Patreon or something, you're cute enough that I'd pay just to have you play dressup and do cosplay shit.

>>34496269
>being too lazy to jog and do squats
Fuggin traps can't even put in the effort

>>34496269
We all need money sometimes, but I'd rather hear someone I'm interested dealt drugs than did porn, shit.

>>34494314
Mmmmmmm no. As a girl, anyone who takes dick is a massive homo. That's just how it is.

>>34496321
good luck finding a trap that's actually cute that hasn't whored themselves out for hrt money at least once

>>34496290
I've considered it. I'm kinda trying to move away from it lately cause im just not into it and don't need the money as bad anymore with my new job. Itd be nice to have it as a little hormone fund tho
>>34496310
My bad. At least i pass in public pretty well now. I didn't know how to dress at all back then
>>34496321
It was just solo stuff, id freak out too much to do it with people, but yeah i regret it.

>>34496376
>check tumblr and you we're selling 20 minute videos for 40 bucks
How much to make you *braaap* on camera while begging to be sniffed

>>34496369
"No" is always an option.

>>34496376
Yeah, like I don't want to sound like a dick so I'll shut up about it.

>>34496376
Reeee no excuses, read the sticky, four scoops, squats and oats, GO MAD

>>34496455
Not an option many take.

>>34496466
You misunderstood, I meant that if I can't find a trap that hasn't whored themselves out, I won't date a trap, simple as that. Not dating one is an option.

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>>34496445
That's too gross desu.
>>34496455
Thanks anon, sorry
>>34496457
Yeah, you're right anon. I'll use this as a wake up call of sorts

I'm gay and the thought of being gay with my straight friends sounds disgusting and horrific.

>>34491107
>innie nipple

>>34496497
>not letting me pay you to fart
Reeeeeeeeeee

>>34496497
Good. Only good trap is a slim fit trap, squats are gonna give you a fat ass and thiccccccc thighs anyway

>>34490162
>tfw your 12 yr old friend tricked you into letting him suck your dick

>>34496645
>>tfw your 12 yr old friend tricked you into letting him suck your dick
Recently?

> be EV and bi
> have big cock
> find a gayfag wanting to suck big cock
> well, never gotten a blowjob before
> ohgod.jpg he's good
> he wants to keep doing it
> obtained personal cumdumpster

It's been awfully nice. If anyone has a chance to get a submissive robot cum depository, fucking go for it.

>>34496355
Well duh that's the point I don't take dick to get with girls.

>>34496355
but that's wrong you disgusting bio roastie
it's not gay if I'm wearing a skirt

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>>34490087
>tfw all the traps/crossdressers/trannies in my area are non passable
what's the point of calling yourself one then?

>>34496721
no, when I was 13.

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>want to shave all my body hair and start taking 'mones
>want to become the girl
>but I'm fucked up with anxiety, no self esteem, depression, etc. so I don't know if this is actual dysphoria or just me wanting too become a different person to escape my issues
>been letting my hair grow long since I'm extremely conflicted about whether I should start doing this, or get over it and try to be as manly a man as I can be
I can't even think about telling my parents, since they're part of the reason why I have no self esteem and am scared of everything :(

>>34496803
Wow I'm actually in the same situation although I'm pretty sure I have dysphoria since I've felt this way for a long time.

>>34496803
Post pics anon, will tell you whether the hrt can make you qt

>>34496820
I've felt like this for years, but I've always been pretty anxious and hateful of myself.

>>34496803
Just do it faggot. One day you'll look cute in a dress.

>>34496803
kys faggot, you make an ugly man and will be an even uglier """woman""".

>>34496803
I'm right there with you anon. I can't go through with it so I just tell myself it's a fetish born from self-hatred and that the reason why I've felt this way my entire life is just because I have an older sister. I hate being a guy tho

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>want to fuck my best friend two years ago
>he's ok with trannies
>super horny anytime I thought about him
>start dressing half naked around him because he didnt mind, but use my shirt to cover my genital area
>"there's no point in being nude if youre just gonna cover yourself"
>one day he asks me to touch his penis
>he was very persistent but I had a gf so I declined
>do the nude a few more times but he moved pretty far away because he was evicted and I was never proactive enough to ask him for sex
>few months later he said he wanted to fuck me and wanted to make arrangements to do so, but he eventually went back on it after dragging it out
>I eventually broke up with gf bc she was a pos and missed out on sex
>mfw I still masturbate to him today and want him to be my bf

tfw collect dick pics
only the nice ones tho

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>>34496803
>or get over it and try to be as manly a man as I can
>want to shave all my body hair
Why not be a cute twink instead?
Why can't you shave?
You don't necessarily have to be 200% feminine or 200% masculine.

Who wants to be a live-in boimaid for me? I have fiber internet, my own place, and I'll buy you pretty clothes and stuff, and in return you cook and clean and suck me off. I'll let you go and suck other dudes off too, just not in my place.

>>34497464
>letting your boi cuck you
Might as well anhero

>>34497498
Bois just want to suck any cock they can find. It's a good way to let him drown himself in semen while I still get what I want, and since I'm not married to him and owe him nothing, I can just kick him out if he never does his job.

>>34497639
But anon, you could get a loyal trap who won't run around sucking all the dick if you just set the bar higher, why settle?

>>34497711
Because if I could set a high bar I wouldn't be on /r9k/ looking for boimaids.

I'll pay for airfare too.

>>34497736
Ree anon you have money to spare, literally just find some poorfag trap and offer to fund their hrt and shit if they'll be your slave, there's lots who'd take the deal

>>34497736
I wish I was more fem, I have the mind of a boislut but dont have the qt trap face to match

>>34497883
>tfw no insecure robot to exploit by rewarding him with "good girl"+headpat for doing depraved things to my dick

>>34497299
>why not be a cute twink instead?
because I want to be a woman, I want to dress like a woman, have a woman's body, wear makeup and be treated like a woman. I hate my body and the way it makes me feel when I look in the mirror.

>>34497952
But if you decide to repress, why would you rather be a manly man than a qt feminine boy?

>>34497849
Trust me, it's been futile so far. Most of the "traps" I've talked to about this are just underage, average kids with horrific judgement calls. I'm still looking for a boimaid, but at the very least they have to be over 18 and not just using me to run away from home. There has to be some idea of symbiotic relationship.

>>34498052
>not stealing prime shota pussy
Anon pls, also you clearly aren't trying hard enough, have you tried /cuteboys/ on double chan

>>34497969
Because if I repress I'd rather just be alone and pretend to be normal in hopes that I get better somehow. Telling my parents that I'm gay would just be a lighter version of telling them I want to become a woman, I'd rather just kill myself on my own terms than be disgraced, kicked out then dead on the street. I wouldn't consider myself gay anyway (as odd as that sounds, it's hard to explain the feeling), I don't want to be treated like a man 95% of the time.

>>34498052
I want someone to "save" me, but I wouldn't want to use someone to do that. I'd need to absolutely trust them first and get along with them.

>>34498163
I was in your same boat a couple of years ago anon. If you want to leave some contact info i could talk about it with you if you want

>tfw no trap friends

>>34498144
>>34498163
I haven't tried infinichan, I'll actually go make a post now.

>>34498235
I just made a kik "SeveraBestGirl". I don't know if you need my kik code or anything, I don't use this shit.

>>34496119
why did you have to break the illusion jesus christ, if I shave I'm gonna be 10 times more of a girl than these guys taking hormones.

>>34499121
Prove it anon, show your svelte body

>>34499686
n-no it is hairy, I'm the one inserting my dick into cute boys, not the other way around!

i just wanted to make fun of this guy, jesus he looks like a retarded 10 year old in an adult body and i nearly masturbated to his stuff

>>34499722
>he thinks he gets to top
If you have the body you claim to have its just in your genetics