tfw you're not a roastie that can just send her nudes to

>>34488645

just pirate it

it's not that hard

>>34488723
i finally acquired a shitty laptop and im scared of ruining it..

>>34488645
It's like, $5. Just how underage are you?

>>34488870
i don't have a bank account
and they don't sell steam cards in my country

>>34488950
You have to be 18+ to post on this website.
originatoraviolo

>>34488950
Just kiss a autistic beta for 5 bucks and get it jeez

>>34489048
i-im 20..
>>34489055
i have like 40$ but i can't transfer it to steam

>>34489135
You should probably just send lewds for $5 honestly

>>34489361
but im a dude..
i-i will send you a pic of my hairy balls if you want

>>34488950
Where the fuck are you from guy?

>>34489900
israel
oregeno desu

>>34489135
Go buy some meth you autist

>>34490309
OOOYYYY VEYY

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45KB, 700x678px

anyways, if anyone feels like helping a jew out this is my steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kakaaakaaa/
tfw even tf2 wont run on your shitty laptop

if i ever get a bank account ill be sure to pass it on and help out some other autists or underage b8s

>>34488645
>>34490549
I can tell you're underage, so maybe you don't know how torrenting works. I suggest looking up some tutorials online. Download the game off of a public tracker. It really is not difficult.

>>34489135
Buy a burner credit card or open a bank account with checking and saving.
Fuck man id send you 5 dollars no problem.

>>34490499
Hes from Israel and i doubt they got that crystal there.
Fuck you straight edge.

>>34490605
its kinda sad but im really 20
ive been looking up on it since i got this laptop, but i wont understand enough to be certain i wont fuck up this computer
like how do i know this wont fuck my shit up?
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/16448165/Terraria_v1.3.4.4

>>34490639
you need at least ~90$ to make one here and i only have 40$

besides, i would probably have a panic attack trying to communicate with the girl at the desk

>>34490712

Chances are it would've been removed long ago if it wasn't 100% safe anon. I've literally never gotten a virus or bad software from a torrent site. Just gauging the value of something I usually can't afford and supporting the things I like when I actually can. Also my rock and chisel is like 15 years old so I can only play stuff from like 2002-06.

>>34488778
so fucking go to the grocery store with some money and buy a prepaid card that you can enter the code online you idiot


terraria gets boring after you beat hell also

>>34490712
>how can I tell it won;t fuck up my pc
Check the number of seeders and read the comments. I've never gotten a virus from piratebay in the 10 years I've been using it, just use common sense and stop being a pussy. Worst case scenario you'll have to reinstall your OS. Not a big deal.

>>34490791
>>34490830
virus total is saying all the torrent clients im trying to download have viruses
ive tryed BitTorrent and utorrent

>>34491076
>using an anti virus program
God you're computer illiterate. First of all those are false positives, second of all just fucking uninstall that piece of shit.

>>34491196
>using an anti virus program
>uninstall that piece of shit.
should i delete system32 while im at it?

and ive just read online that utorrent have done some shady sneaky shit in the past

>>34491269
>should i delete system32 while im at it?
Great meme you fucking retard

>and ive just read online that utorrent have done some shady sneaky shit in the past
When bitcoin was exploding, utorrent instilled a miner on a client version. I personally use deluge when I'm on a windows machine it's open source and safe

>>34491196
>muh common sense 2017
>muh ram

>>34491269
Just use qbitorrent or whatever other open source client.

>>34491400
>>muh common sense 2017
>>muh ram
You didn't refute it, you just used meme arrows.

>>34491440
But you're the one who started with the meme arrows anon.

>>34491480
I followed up with an elaboration. You don't understand the difference?

Use Transmission as your torrent client, then.

Source is here:
https://github.com/transmission/transmission