>tfw one of the few cute and passing traps here >tfw still

>>34488197
post pic if actually cute. You should know the drill by now senpai

i'm gonna be honest here, trannies give the uncomortable shudders, but i guess that's my problem, not yours. why don't you try the LGBT board?

i mean in this world where i've actually heard people confess to be attracted to inanimate objects, feces, and, jesus...clowns, i'm sure you could find someone

How do we know you're actually cute?

>>34488224
>>34488309
These. You're a hairy fat man until proven otherwise.

>>34488329
>>34488224
my picture has been posted here (not by me) a few times already and almost all of the thread was full of compliments.

i don't wanna post them here myself but if you give an email i can send...

>>34488197
Most guys would fuck a trap but less than 1% of those guys would date a trap. To date a trap is to bring all of that trap's shame onto yourself and display it publicly. You might as well be a tranny yourself, it's not much different. This is too steep a price just for some stinky boipucci that will get worn out shorty

>>34488197
What country?

originio

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>>34488197
are you this trap anon?

>>34488197
how many mental illnesses do you originally have

>>34488424
united states

>>34488426
no, i'm way flatter than that.

>>34488441
none.

>>34488381
That sounds extremely suspicious. Why would you care to post the same pictures that have been posted here before? Not posting my email until I see a photo with a timestamp.

It's another needy faggot in a wig thread. You already posted this shit earlier now fuck off.

>>34488424
united states

>>34488426
no, i'm way flatter than that.

>>34488441
none.

>>34488455
because i have an obsessive stalker on this board. i don't want to deal with him.

>>34488381
>my picture has been posted here (not by me) a few times already and almost all of the thread was full of compliments.
then you shouldn't have any issues posting the image again!

Please anon, I wanna see how cute you are

>>34488426
I would walk through a mile of glass shards just to hear gloomy fart through a walkie talkie.

>>34488381
send pls
[email protected]

>>34488489
Well I don't think anyone is going to give any of their contact information to you if you don't post a pic. My best advice I can give you is sign up for a dating website. I would be interested to see what you look like, but I understand why you don't want to post.

>>34488454
just post pics /r9k/ only likes to bully real girls not boipussy. We worship boipussy.

>>34488518
are you sure you haven't thought about this previously?

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i got one and i look like a man so idk?
have no idea how i got him to like me.....
idk, here, i'm probs being stupid about everything, but like just post and post and post.

>>34488197
If you live in Michigan you can be my princess.

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>>34488489
Im rather flat desu
>>34488518
That's a rather odd thing of you to say anon

You said you would send more pics but I never got them...
[email protected]

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ok well here it is

>>34488665

Where in michigan fagboy, i'll make you MY princess instead. You'll be my backwoods bitch, chopping wood right alongside me and learning to love guns and deer hunting.

>>34488676
reeee ;-;
fucking stacy leave.
if you pass you can't be a robot.

>>34488676
is that you op? sorry but not my type.

>>34488676
>fake flower crown effect
normie pls go

>>34488676
>tfw will never have a cute trap gf like this

>>34488671

do a vocaroo my dude

>>34488676
you don't pass very well

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>you lived to see the day r9k traps are being snatched up right and left for some fuk

>>34488744
this is what never pass looks like baka ass senpai
>>34488641

>>34488700
kek I couldn't be a bottom bitch. I'm like %90 dom

>I am a vegan tho don't kill animals

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>>34488741
Of what anon? I'm staying at a friend's place for PAX so i dont wanna be odd and say anything too lewd

>>34488673
i don't think your email is working or something. could you maybe just make a new gmail account? i've been sending stuff but i don't think you're getting it.

>>34488676
A younger Ted Cruz in drag.

>>34488784

do one of you rejecting a guy

>>34488784
why do normies like you even bother coming to MY board?

>>34488744
>>34488796
okay.

>>34488702
>>34488729
let me be your gf please.

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>>34488849
>tfw the b8 too good

>>34488785
Sorry about that, try this.
[email protected]

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>>34488815
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11UTVfXaqDa
>>34488849
Im not a normie tho anon

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>>34488197
its easy, i can tell you from experience that all you have to do is just bee urself

>>34488676
I really don't understand the whole dye your hair blonde thing but don't dye the eyebrows too. Is it really that hard to dye the eyebrows too? It looks really stupid when hair color and eyebrows don't match.

>>34488197
>why am i alive?

To satisfy men

>>34488867
i have a bf...
idk i'm not into grills.
aend i'm trying to make my bf marry me and never allow him do leave me...
>>34488934
>passes
you are automatically a normo.
>>34488954
hi@

>>34488915
i sent you something. i hope it worked..

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>>34488969
Just cause i pass doesnt mean the autism goes away desu

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>>34488969
hello, happy lunar new year

Not really directed to OP but just traps on here in generaI, I don't get why people who act like you have to be some 10/10 trap to get laid, you'll be surprised how low peoples standards can be just so they can put their dick in something that remotely resembles a girl, just put a little effort in your appearance, do some jumping jacks, don't eat ten bags of doritoes everyday and google how to properly shave legs and ass. Also having a feminine personality can go a long way.

>>34489077
okay, but you don't have to look like a man while being auts.
imagine looking this bad >>34488641 and still being a sperg
>>34489099
pls don't remind me that the lootboxes hate me..

>>34489126
i've never played overwatch, i just like nutting to shit about mei and pretending its me

>>34489126
But you don't look bad tho, you're pretty cute

>>34489181
oh. thatos where most of my socia interaction comes from
how do i start going outside again??
i tried and like i gust wanna be inside.
>>34489205
i just want to pass desu.

>>34488197
I'll be your bf, but only if you let me bottom and fuck my ass sometimes

>>34489234
Id say you pass rather well, like, not hugboxing i swear

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>>34489234
i started by going to get groceries every day and socializing that way, people tried to talk to me a lot so i'd make small talk back.
it's a bit different now that i'm married, anyway i'm moving back to NYC finally this summer so we could invite you over for dinner sometime if you wanted

>>34489287
idk. i haven't been gendered male since like idk....
i just don't see it...
>>34489289
winter break fucked me up. uni is going to fucking suck with like going to a majority grill one too, so it's tfw tbhn/
and yeah that sounds rad. i'm hoping my bf moves up here by then if you two wanna come over or something too

>>34489402
Yeah iktf. Everyone's their own worst critic though you know?

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gib attention plz, ty

>>34489531
i'm just like scared of being a susan's tier agp mess.....
>>34489552
i can ree at you and then sad post?

>>34489577
Yeah I hear you. I'm sure you'll be fine though, just anxiety and uncertainty can be overwhelming sometimes

>IT'S A LGBT TRIPFAGS COMES TO R9K TO ATTENTIONWHORE EPISODE WHEN THEY ALL HAVE BFS THAT LOVE THEM ALREADY

r e e E E E

>>34489639
that's what makes up most of my personality tho...
>>34489640
i just want ppl to agree with me when i post....

>>34489577
ty, but
pleb you are qt, stap

>>34489666
you make us feel bad tho

>>34489669
idk about that desu.........
>>34489672
idk, i mean i look p bad, lik e i just don't see how my pics can make anyone feel bad,
like i feel like ppl would be more like wew, at least that's not me lmao.

>>34489666
Well hopefully over time you'll be able to manage it better and such. I believe in you

>>34489552
Grow your hair out.
Short hair is awful

Alexa can you stop posting here. Seeing your ugly whore face in every thread is starting to piss me the fuck off. You annoying cunt, kill yourself.

>>34489552
Pretty QT, would date.

Location?

>>34489711
how to post like pleb
"omg i look so bad guys cmon i look awful guys stoppit i look awful"
"guys cmon i've been saying this for years but i'm still saying it guys cmon i also have a bf"

baka desu pleb-chan

>>34489736
hopefully.. it's gotten worse over time lmao...
>>34489807
no bully not directed towards me plox.
>>34489814
i just want ppl to say waht i think.
i mention having a bf vause if i can like anyone can tbqhwy....

>>34488676
Manly face and shitty filter you don't pass lol

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>>34489640
I don't have a bf anon ;~;

>>34489782
Only grows so fast ree

>>34489812
Indiana

>>34489870
At least people think I'm a girl irl
How's this for objective?

>>34489868
As someone that knows your EX, you're just a cunt who uses people until you're bored with them. You deserve no love or bait, you're a crazy dickgirl who has no future. Die.

>>34489870
reeee you're supposed to say that to me...
>>34489924
idk, i mean like i can't deny that desu.

>>34489552
Do you want a Brazilian bf? I'll treat you like the little bitch you are

>>34489924
w8 L? idk i wanna be friends w/ her but idk i feel lke i make her feel bad idk, i thought i was bi.
i'm just not good at comms.....

>>34489982
How tall/fit are you?

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>>34489904
Email me and I'll introduce myself, I would be interested in getting to know you anon

[email protected]

Pic not related is my cat

>>34489904
you lean more towards "handsome as fuck would kiss boylips" to me
but overall very andro, I think you'd look nicer if you smiled desu

>>34490051
I'm around 5'11
I'm a big guy from /fit/

i'll be your bf but you have to be my mommy gf

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>>34488197
Okay first of all, you're gay so that will make my advice a little harder

second, with that attitude you arent getting shit senpai, there are hubs that you go to normally to meet people, from clubs to libraries to parks, just a place that is public and would normally be a good starter and then go from there

the primary advice is you gotta act, you are shit until you fucking act, your inaction is but making you more and more miserable, got it?

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Your all going to hell.

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>>34490117
hot
tfw 6' tho ;~;

>>34490115
How's this anon?

>>34490205
normalfags aret he only ppl that can talk to ppl outside....

>>34490279
No, you can be autistic and still do it because you have irrational fears, you just use your damn mouth to speak to someone thats all it takes

>>34490237
you're a high quality trap
you stole OP's thread like a nigger steals cars

>>34490237
doesn't matter what height you are when your on your knees for me

>>34490237
much cuter, would gently hold and hug and kiss

>>34490237

How'd you like to be the Cher to my Sonny?

I might be short, but my dick isn't :)

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>Get a cute, passing "trap" bf
>In a few years he'll be an old man and no longer cute

>>34490530
>hormones don't real
>orchiectomy don't real
really manipulates the mind.

>>34490530
>In a few years he'll be an old man and no longer cute

as long as they take HRT they will always look like women

will they be cute? no. but traps will be cute for slightly longer than women will be, if that's any consolation.

people just aren't cute anymore when they get old.

>>34490583

It doesn't matter, famalam senpai. A trap has to do much to maintain the illusion, a bit of age reveals the mannish features underneath.

>>34490593
I know women in their 40s who look alright. I don't know any traps in their 40s.

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>>34490303
Ty anon

>>34490316
<3

>>34490395
y-you too

>>34490498
Sure

>>34490612
i don't think you know endocrinology desu..
like whoremoans play a big role in aging....

>>34490632
>>34490632

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Trapping is something you do in your teens and twenties. There are no old traps. Women can maintain some sort of beauty into their 50s, if they're lucky.

>>34490656
yeah, you should probs stop thinking you know shit.

>>34488197
>housewife
>can't have children
I mean, you might be good to fuck every once in a while, but I don't think housewife is ever a good thing for a trap.
They get old, as we all do, and I doubt they are very good looking once they reach a certain age.

>>34490621
That's a bad picture. Let's take some really good pictures together

>>34490621
You look like a 10 year-old. Lucky you, I happen to like 1 year old boys

>>34490621
I noticed that all your pictures that you're laying down you look more feminine because your masculine features are receded. All the normal pics, you look like a man.

>>34490740
He's right, you should show us your boipucci so we know you really are a trap

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>>34490727
>1 year old boys
Anon, I don't even know what to say.

>>34490621
Can I smash? I want to smash

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>>34490696
How's this?

>>34490727
Hi I'm Chris Hanson

>>34490740
Nerd

>>34490768
:thinking:

>>34490806
Come over bb

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>>34491080
Turn around and bend over already! Quit stalling!

>>34489289
Cheska I love you please cuddle with me.

>>34491080
Can you give me any contact info so we can continue this conversation somewhere better?

>>34491080
For fuck's sake, woman. Stop stalling and show us your ass already!

>>34491080
Let's talk a little bit. I'll show you my nine incher if you show me a bit of yourself

>>34491080
are you on hrt yet?

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>>34491492
it's honestly not that great

>>34491530
>>34491598
Like a year

>>34491157

>>34491815
>it's honestly not that great
it's pretty good desu

>>34491815
Don't play coy with us, you know that looks good and you know how it makes us feel.

Probably because you're almost literally a prostitute?

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/30755652/#30756515

>>34491886
>ywn lure OP into relationship then leave him in some african hellhole

>>34488676
U look like elf people

Me like elfies, yummy...