I kinda like this image... what if someone's thinking of

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I am absolutely 100% certain no one has nor ever will masturbate while thinking of me.

one hundred fucking percent certain.

>>34487859
it would make me happy

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I don't know anyone but my mom and dad

>tfw either your mom or dad are masturbating to you

I know exactly one person has masturbate to me
25 years ago
When we were still in jr high and I was too autistic to accept affection

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Back in high school, this was a comforting idea. But now that I'm a NEET with zero contact with females outside of family and haven't talked to any girls from school in nearly 5 years, it's safe to say I'm not involved in anyone's fantasies.

>>34487921
But that's hot as fuck

>>34487859
Absolutely not true, unless the strangers in my class are super attracted to me. But I've been told I'm intimidating to talk to at first, which I think means they were kindly telling me that I'm an asshole, but anyways, I'm certainly too much of a little bitch to approach anyone so I just sit there. I don't really talk about girl troubles with my friends back home anymore cause it's a waste of their time and I'm not gonna fix the problem. So complaining is useless.

>>34487859
If it has happened, then the person regrets doing it the moment they climax.

>>34488692
The irony isn't lost on me btw

Nobody knows me more than just passing by me between classes. Truly an awful feeling man

I know I'm someone's reason to masturbate. I've tipped chaturbate tokens.

special reminder that some faggot (young or old) has probably masturbated thinking about you

>>34488772
I don't believe it was ironic. Friend

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>>34487859
I doubt anyone ever even thinks of me at all.

>>34487859
My only ever sexual experience I failed to get him off, so he had to jack off on his own later.

So I guess yeah?

>>34487859
it's not enough

>tfw i want them to be the reason i scream

>>34488837
Tell us more about your attempt anon

>>34489307
>cum while I'm trying to take my own underwear off
>attempt to blow him anyway
>accidentally bite him directly in the peehole
>eventually gag and have to stop
>desperately try to get him off with my hands instead
>I'm just mashing it
>after a half hour he goes completely limp
>put clothes back on
>cry a lot
>he goes to bathroom alone to finish things up
>never speak to each other again
>never speak to anyone again

At least I don't have aids.

Someone liking me?
This is 4Chan. Wtf are you talking about.
We are the shits of the Earth. Nobody will ever view us in good light.

Ever.

I never leave my house except to buy groceries. Who would be thinking of me?

>>34489617
He should've gave you more direction desu. You picked a loser beta male.