Ask the meat baby anything. Should I go to college and

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>>34483780
will i pass my session?

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>>34483807
ouch
originalio

there's this guy who's a friend of a friend. He's super tall and like bara. Really thick beard thats greying. And he's really shy and sweet. I've met him once before a few months ago and crushed really hard on him.
So last night I met him again hanging out with friends and this is a rundown on different things that happened last night

>arrive and when he sees me he has a huge smile and says hi right away
>friend goes to introduce us and I say "we've already met, Idk if you remember" and he said "of course how could I forget." remembering my name before he was told
>complimented me a few times during the night on how I was dressed and different things
>brought up a conversation we had that one night months ago
>smiled every time we made eye contact, or if one of us was stuck in a boring conversation he'd make a face at me
>when we were talking alone he sat really close and leaned in to me a lot

I'll see him again in a few weeks, we're all meeting up for a night out again. But should I ask him out?

Will we ever talk again, oh wise meat baby?

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>>34483780
should i enroll for another college class tomorrow?

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>>34483780
Should I suck my best friends dick?

>>34483780
Will I ever get a qt wife or are my day dreams just the pathetic delusions of a forever alone?

>>34483780
Is she going to break up with me?

>>34483780
Will I get the fuck?

Should I get high to numb the pain?

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>>34483807
YOU KNOW WHAT MEAT BABY? FUCK YOU, I WILL PASS, AND THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME

Should I end this loveless reality that is my life?

>>34483780
>>34483854
Nice. Will do thanks meat baby

>>34483931
damn, okay see you lads. It's been a good few years but my time has come

>>34483780
gf soon? plz?

>>34483780
Ayo meat baby. Wuz we kangs?

>>34483780

Will I ever get a qt boyfriend?

>>34484009

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU MEAT BABY! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN! I KNOW IT WILL!

>>34484009
I belive in you anon

will I get a qt bf too? ;~;

>>34483780
Meat baby is a fucking faggot but I digress

Meat baby, Will I get addicted to the benzos im getting?

>>34484240
Godamnit you fucking piece of shit fuck you FUCK YOU

>>34483780
Will the clips win tonight?

>>34483780
AM I THE MAN? MEATBABY?

will i have an existential crisis within the next three months?

>>34483780
was taking this percocet worth it?

>>34483780
Will ever achieve my one true goal?

>>34483780
Will you tell me no?

Will I ever get super powers?

Should I dump my cutie gf just so I can find a cute twink to dominate?

>>34484771
Will do, meat baby.

>>34483780
Will I ever get to have sex with a beautiful girl and marry the girl of my dreams and have a wonderful family and social circle?

Did I do good on the quiz I half assed ?

will I ever get the job I want?

>>34483780
will i die alone
Oregon contusion

>>34483780
Meat baby, should I go to sleep instead of doing schoolwork?

>>34485042
Good night /r9k/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGfz7ptRjgM

>>34484791
Find the twink first, anon

>>34483780
Will I get a qt gf? Originansbsk

>>34483780
Will i earn more than 70k when i get a job?

>>34483780
Will i earn more than 70k eventually?

>>34483780
Will Cici be my gf?

Will I run into Alessandra on the mountain again?

Should I drop out? I think I might kill myself if I keep going.

Is Cassidy mine forever

Will I be alone for long?

Do vegetarians like meatloaf

should I prefer being lonely like I do now or reconnect with friends?

>>34483780
Does my crush like me
>this is not original but i fucking need to know

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>>34483780
Will I get accepted into college?

Will I find people in my life that genuinely care for me

Does Helena think I'm cute?
I sure think she is

>>34483780
Will I be able to join the cadet school?

>>34485676
Fuck

Orginalioliolo

>>34483780
will I get laid eventually?

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Will I ever find out what i want out of life?

I'm a smart man, right?

Will someone ever love me

orignemeen

does she miss talking to me?

>>34483780
Will Rachel become my gf this year?

will i get eve
hehe

>>34486288
FUCK YOUUUU MEATBABY!
Italian oregano

>>34483780
Is there hope for me? A chance to fix my mistakes?

>>34483780

Will I get that apprenticeship?

Tell me meat creature.

meat baby
will i get a gf soon?

>>34486373
praise meat baby
hopefully it's really soon

Second to last: Should I give up on my friend?
Last: will the thing go well?

>>34483780
will I ever find satisfaction in my life?

Should i take a shot on that cute chick with the limp?

>>34486503
thanks, meatbaby.

Will I lose my virginity this year? Originally original commentity comment is original.

>>34486513
Alright meat baby, i'll ask her out

>>34483780
does my ex still have feelings for me?
originaloli

>>34483780
will i have to use...unwholesome tactics... to get that $200 pair of shoes i want for my birthday?

>>34483780
am I ill?

>>34483780
I-is there a future for someone like me? ;-;

>>34483780
Should I drop out of school?

>>34483780
civil engineering is for nerds who make roads

Is it true met baby?

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>>34483780
Hey, YO MEAT-KID!
AYO HOL UP.
LEMME AXE U A QUESTION.
I feel like my life has no purpouse and i also think it doesnt matter if it did or didnt matter anyway. I think ive been having an existential crisis for a long peroid of time.
.
Meat bab.
Will i make it?

>>34483780
will nuclear war happen soon

>>34483780
will i get a husband

>>34487404
will he be a good/loving husband?

>>34483780
Will Vanessa date me?

>>34487421
is he steph?

>>34483780
should I continue fighting off my inevitable suicide for another 5 years?

Should I do that thing I was thinking about or nah. I'm gonna do it anyway, but what does meaty baby think?

>>34483780
will I get my dream gf
be honest, meat baby

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>>34487867
I thought so
thanks for answering, meat baby

Will I get the girl of my dreams?

I know she doesn't exist but I'll settle for anything close.

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>>34488003
Hope.
Great just what I fucking needed.

>>34483780
am i ever gonna find a woman

>>34483780
Will i have a gf until the end of 2k17?

>>34487881
I laughed out loud at this

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>>34488072
I'm glad I made you laugh, anon

vordhosbn

Should I finally cut my hair

>>34483780
Should I try to get into high-tier finance?

will i finally stop being shy, stop feeling lonely and have a qt gf?

>>34483780
Meat baby, am I still a heroin addict?

Watch this this fucking douchebag always blows me the fuck out

>>34488157
But I am still fucked right?

Life's not getting better.. should just continue on a self destructive path?

i don't know if i should cut my hair or what hairstyle i want, can you help me?

will we ever talk again originally?

Is current year the one I end it in?

should i stop trying to live sober and just accept i wont be happy without drugs?

>>34483780
Will we fuck? Orgegonoo

>>34483780
Are we fucking tomorrow?

>>34483780
do they really think of me as a friend?

original comment.

Is rink the chosen one?

>>34483780
wise meat baby, are we ever going to get back together?

>>34483780
is eliza ded?

>>34488601
fucc

oreganolioigo

Will I keep 4.0

>>34483780

is the current year 2017

Will Bird make good on his promise?

is the current year still 2017

originale

>>34483780
Will I become the new God?

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>>34483780
Should I cook you and then eat you and then ask H out while on my meat baby high?

>>34488885
fuck you meat baby I'ma eat you anyway you faggot baby

>>34483780
Should i change major to econ?

>>34483780
Will I ever hit the lotto meat baby?

Should I drop out from school?

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Will I make the short haired qt from college my gf

Are Jews the root of all evil?

>>34483780
Will I lose my virginity this year meat babbie

Will I ever get my dick wet?

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>>34488941
Yesss!! I"m out of this hell hole. Don't worry I'll do some giveaways for some Anons.

>>34483780
W s l m?

>>34483780
Can i finally reach peace with myself and find happiness?

>>34483780
do you have all the answers meat baby?

>>34483780
I know we're just friends and all and yes I've tried to accept that fact, but do I still have a shot at being more than just friends with my best - female friend.

>>34489249
Meat baby is pretty based..

Gas the kikes race war now?

>>34483780
does she love me?

Rest In BBQ

will she respond to me?

>>34483780
Does she love me Lord Meat baby?

>>34483780
Will I ever reach that level with her in my life?

Is going to work out 30 years from now?

Should I break up with him right now, meatbaby?

>>34483780
Will it ever be the way i want it to be.

>>34483780
does emma like me

does he wanna hang tomorrow?

>>34483780
Can i become a normie with her?

>>34490167
will he avoid me?

>>34483780
I ask, what is your favorite color?

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Will Hiro shut down 4chan and allow me to get on with my life?

Should I kill myself in an original way?

Are traps gay?

Grade A 100% oregano

>>34483780
Are the Bogdanov's a forced meme Meat Baby?

Are bogpills the ultimate redpill?

>>34490307
Fuck yeah guilt free yanking continues boys

>>34490229
>no

4chung is will consuming you this now is your life

>>34490307
Did you lie to this man, meat baby?

>>34483780
Will i get to L'X?
Even if no i'll do it!

>>34490328
No such thing

RAVIOLI

Should I drop my friend who has been ignoring me for the past half month?

>>34483780
Meat Baby

Will I get adderral and benzos from my psych visits

>>34483780
will i be alive by the end of 2017

>>34490879
Are you sure?

ravioli

>>34490899
LORD MEAT BABY BTFOOO!!!

You LOSE meat baby you son of a bitch

>>34483780
Finally this year is the year?

>>34483780
Is she actually attracted to me?

Do I have any shot with her?

>>34483780
Will I fuck Erika?

Should I have a drink?
I deserve it, don't I?

>>34483780
should I ask her out someday?

it's been years now...it'll happen eventually won't it?

>>34483780
Will she say yes if I finally ask her out?

Hlp pls

Does she regret that we stopped talking?

Is there an afterlife, meat baby?

Will I find gf this year pls

>>34492659
Okay, will I find gf in 5 years?

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Will I find a job this week?

>>34483780
will I ever get a girlfriend? One that is a normal girl, a virgin.

>>34483780
Will I move to germany next year?

>>34493407
MAybe next year?

Will my dream of being with her finally come true?

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>>34483780
Will I ever meet my long distance boyfie ._.

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Fulfill the prophecy?

Original comment

>>34493583
be my ldr gf

should I do the thing desu?

>>34483780
Am I cool?

origirinionos

>>34483780
Rolling
Original idi nahui

>>34483780
Will I ever get a very original woman

>>34483780
will he die in a car crash tomorrow?

>>34483780
Will trump die

>>34483780
howabot now, a gf or not u meaat baby

>>34483780
cis = yes

cs = no

>>34483780
Should i go all in and ask her out despite her lately weird behavior and risk having her not talk to me anymore if it goes wrong?

Is my step sister in the right?

>>34483780

Will I ever get an ace bf?

Will i pass extraordinary?

>>34495285
Just a little re roll

>>34483780
Should i start studying now?

>>34483780
Will I get my Master's Degree?

Does she like me in a romantic way

Will i lose my virginity this year?

0regan0

>>34483780
plis meat babb, do i ever get gf?

>>34483780
Will it all be ok?

Please confirm

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>>34483780

will it be her?

origano

will I ever be happy again?, very oregano post my friend