>can't fit in the shower anymore
>have to have mom hose me down in the backyard
>neighbor children giggle at me through the hedges
>>34483413
That's honestly fucking sad, op. I feel really sorry for you, and I wish I could help.
>>34483413
>stop eating
>do side bends
>stop eating
>go walking
>stop eating
>stop eating
>start lifting
>stop eating
>>34483413
>so fat I can't physically fit into pictures anymore
>>34483478
How will you have energy for all that without eating?
>>34483478
>>34483525
BTFO fucking savage
>>34483413
as someone who struggles to gain weight
fuck you OP
u could so easily have the perf body by just managing your food
>>34483413
Literally shower at night. Problem solved.
>>34483478
>stop eating
but he'll die anon
Just use a rag on a stick
>>34484155
u even considered the owls ?
>>34484155
>hose down at night
>attacked by were-voles
gee thanks
>>34484449
>wear wolves
>>34484449
>gee thanks
You're welcome.
>>34483413
Obese people use bathtubs to clean in. Stand over it and get someone to wash you.
>>34483413
Eat no more than 2000 calories a day for a year. Problem solved!
>too fat to reach to my dick to fap
>have to have my mom jerk me off while I read my loli futa doujins
>>34483573
>struggles to gain weight
Eat 3000+ calories a day.
>>34483573
Literally start hrt.
>>34485852
How can people even get this fat? It will always baffle me.
>>34484449
>not wanting to be attacked by were-voles
Those rodents mate for life. A were-vole would be a perfect gf.