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>Master plan: make sure Bernie gets the nomination because

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>Master plan: make sure Bernie gets the nomination because Shillary can't win in the general
>Decide to become a Republican and run for the nomination to unite the Dems against them
>Kick off campaign with clearly racist speech about immigrants to make sure I get the worst type of people on my side
>Shit too many people are supporting me, better say more ridiculous and rude shit
>Start shitting on all the other candidates in debates
>Go unhinged on twitter, start openly contradicting tweets I posted during the Obama administration
>MFW everything backfires because Republicans like my no nonsense attitude
>MFW Shil and I get the nominations
>fuck fuck fuck I'm definitely gonna win. Time to pivot
>Leak tape of me talking about grabbing pussy to demonize myself
>Spew alternative facts all over twitter to make myself seem incompetent
>Keep calling Rosie a cow even though no one seems to care
>Act disrespectful as fuck in debates so people can see I won't be able to handle International relations
>MFW everything backfires and people think there's no way I'll win so they don't vote
>MFW I'm elected President of the United States
>Time to pivot
>Create the most shit show of a cabinet
>Make plan to ignore global warming cuz I know libs have a hard on for the environment
>Deliberately establish shitty relationships with China and Russia before I'm even in office
>MFW I'm gonna be the worst President ever
>MFW Bernie will finally get elected in 2020
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>everyone was trying to perpetuate this "Trump is just a ringer for the Clintons" when in reality he was working for Bernie all along
Is Bernie the true master jew?
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>>34483143
Bernie will be dead before 2020, but a left leaning populist candidate in 2020 is inevitable
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I wouldn't put that past bernie.

And they just need to get a celebrity too.

Arnold could win.

If they get a black woman watch out though cus them blacks will come out again and the woman will show up in force this next time. They only didn't this time because they were a little smug.

If oprah ran she would win.

We'll see how this one does in the next 3 years though. Ppl dont like him because they say he gives america a bad name but a lot of americans are just like him. Sad truth.
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>>34483454
>Arnold could win.
he legally can't run though
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>>34483454
Personally I like his demeanor, I just don't agree with any of his policies. I wish there was a liberal candidate that didn't put up with the shitty conventions of politics.

We do need a celebrity though, and Bernie will be too old to run
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>>34483567
>>34483520
>>34483454
Maybe if we got the zucc to run, he'd win. He's kind of a stretch, because he's really young and probably not capable of handling running the free world, but he is a left wing celebrity, who is pretty smart.
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>>34483143
I wouldn't be surprised if this was all part of his ruse cruise, but at the same time I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with americans.
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>>34483794
He was a populist candidate who promised change. Also, most of the people who voted for him just did it because they didn't want $hillery. I feel like america's going to get much richer under him, but the environment is going to shit, and a lot of our relationships with other countries will get much worse. I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing drastic changes in the weather in the next four years. It's going to get a lot hotter, and there will be water wars.
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>>34483143
Haha well memed friend! Can't wait to yogurt this on ribbit XD
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>>34483794
>but at the same time I have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with americans.
we are wondering that too man

>inb4 some fag starts spouting MAGA BROOS HAHAHA WE WON KEKS xD
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>>34483904
>and there will be water wars.
Not if the polar ice caps melt.
>inb4 that's also part of the cruise
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Imagine Bernie as president he would pay us for being robots and assign a communist gf. Also establish the National Tendie Day.
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>>34483978
The ice caps melt into the ocean. The ocean is full of salt. Purification of salt water is a very costly and difficult endeavor. We get our water from lakes, rivers, and ice. If all of that goes into the ocean, we're fucked. Water's going to get a lot more expensive in the future, and there will be wars between poor desert countries who can't afford water. People are going to fight us for water rights, too. I wouldn't be surprised if Russia or China tries to fight us over water in four years.
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>>34483904
>Also, most of the people who voted for him just did it because they didn't want $hillery
let's be honest
most of the people who voted for him did it because of his anti-immigrant rhetoric
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>>34484201
Some did for sure, but I'd say most were fed up with liberal economic policies.
Also liberal Shil hate made a lot of Democrats just not vote
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>>34483246
>Implying the Jews don't control the medical and banking systems
>Implying they haven't already figured out the secret to reincarnation/immortality
>Implying they don't have the resources to bring Bernie back as a young Jew
Tfw Bernie will actually be someone else by the time he runs
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>>34485175
Sean Spicer is that you?
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>>34483619
I don't think the liberals will want to get behind such a business man
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>>34483143
>implying that Trump hasn't been planning this for decades
>implying that "illegal immigrant" is a race
>implying that Trump's cabinet picks aren't top tier
>implying that he hasn't accomplished more in a month than Obama did in 8 years

Stay salty, you dirty little commie. Americans will never elect someone who openly declares themselves a socialist. Also, please explain the flaw in the following logic:

Hillary > Bernie
Trump > Hillary
therefore Trump > Bernie

What makes you double losers think that Bernie wouldn't have been massacred vs Trump?
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>>34483904
>I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing drastic changes in the weather in the next four years. It's going to get a lot hotter, and there will be water wars.

Sure, they've been predicting imminent climate change that's never materialized for the past couple decades, it has to happen sometime, right? Why not right now? Ice caps melting! Wars over water! Coastlines sinking!

People have woken up to the fact that you people have been claiming all this shit is about to happen since the 80's and none of it has happened yet.
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>>34485576
They're both populists. Hillary didn't promise change. Everythhing would have stayed the same under hildog. Both Trump and Bern would have promised change, and that's what americans wanted more than anything.
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>>34485614
Oh well it has

Denmark has been having to build its dams higher and higher each year, due to rising sea levels.
The polar ice caps have been melting for years.
Winters have been globally warmer the past few years than ever recorded. I went to Missouri earlier this month and it was 70 fucking degrees outside one day.

The fact that Trump is ignoring and flat out removing all of these environmental regulations that his predecessors had put in place is just going to speed things up.

Not to mention the fact that mass deforestation is getting rid of our planet's major oxygen source, so we can't replenish whatever atmosphere we have already destroyed.
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>>34485804
>>34485804

I'm sure it will all come true eventually. Just keep repeating the same lines they tell you.

>polar ice caps
Oh hey what's this
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamestaylor/2015/05/19/updated-nasa-data-polar-ice-not-receding-after-all/
>Updated data from NASA satellite instruments reveal the Earth;s polar ice caps have not receded at all since the satellite instruments began measuring the ice caps in 1979. Since the end of 2012, moreover, total polar ice extent has largely remained above the post-1979 average.

You're a mindless little drone.
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>>34485576
The general election and the Democratic primary don't share the same electorate you dumbass
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>>34483619
nobody would trust cuckerberg
they know about his shady fb business practices
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