>go to /biz/ >don't understand the stock market stuff

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>bitcoin came out EIGHT YEARS AGO
>friend and I were juniors in HS when that happened
>>hey friend you heard about this bitcoin stuff
>>>haha yeah bro it sounds like a scam i mean cmon what else are people gonna use it for besides drugs
>8 years later, both of us are impoverished NEET dropouts struggling to find work at even a walmart or petsmart
>it's now more prohibitive/difficult than ever to "mine" bitcoin

>>34483093
>tfw was 11 eight years ago

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>>34483047
I posted my money making method.
I make good money of off this method.But they didnt care they rather made fun of me.Maybe its because its already known.I mean its not my IDEA but how I execute it (catfish big style).
Hm..

>Taking advice when it comes to business

If you want to learn about investing in stocks, do it yourself. You can only rely on yourself.

>>34483222
Why do you post this without posting the method itself

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>>34483279
Why would I.
I just gave my statement.

>try to imitate a girls voice for money

Would this work? I mainly play csgo and want some free shit but idk how women do it

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>>34483435
Yes it does.
I can talk like a girl.
even tho i sound like a 14 yr old with downsyndrome
but dudes give me games and paypal money really should expand my business

>>34483562
How long do you talk with them before you bring up the topic of money? And how do you slip it into the convo

There are a few boards tailored to bragfags:
/lit/ - brag about pretentious literature you've read
/sci/ - brag about the hard things you understand
/soc/ - brag about being a normalfag
/biz/ - brag about being a richfag

>>34483371
I like your attitude cause you seem like me when I have answers
But there's the chance that you're baiting and if the choice of intrepretation is ANYTHING vs POSSIBLE BAIT, possible bait wins

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>>34483606
If its a csgo match just the match.After that they most likely add me.Play a few games with me and after 2-3 days you can try to ask somethin along the lines : Whoa I really like insert item I wish I would have money for it.Or just state on your profile that your birthday is in some days.Get a harem of guys and wait for them to gift you stuff.Especially russians.
Best I got was 250 in one day.
gonna make a catfish discord.Wanted to do that a long time ago
>>34483696
I'm not baiting.

>>34483725
last question, does this sound as convincing as yours and/or could I get a sample of your girl voice so I can base mine?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10GNvhc4jrW

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>>34483777
It's a bit too high.
Idk really I talked like this since I was 12 years old.
Good old cod times.Anyways.
You shouldnt try to hard.Just talk a little high but not to high.Hard to explain desu

>>34483866
Ok I tried again, last time I swear. Let me know

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QadEwtToL9

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>>34484016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uOptgg5Ym0
Sounds better then before.
But now you sound like a tranny.
As I said.Its pretty hard to explain

>>34483562
My gf was thinking about doing this, is it worth it?
Best way to do it?

>>34484058
You kind of sound like a tranny too tho.

The most convincing one I found on youtube was this black guy and even he sounds kind of like a tranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02pjTfQ8ZEA

>>34484115
look up e-whoring. hackforums has good tutorials

Bitcoin is a scam. What they don't tell you about is that only a handful of people profit from bitcoins and everyone else gets robbed.

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>>34484115
see (>>34483725)
As a girl its even easier.
>Can send pictures
etc etc
>>34484129
Yea as I said 14 yr old.But dudes fall for this.

>>34484170
First of all its meant to be used as a currency like usd or aud. Second just because you're retarded ass loses money on something doesn't make it a scam. I just made an easy 100 bucks like a month it when it shoot up to over a grand.

>>34484129
That fucking intro is not what I expected for a video labeled "How to do the Girl Voice".

>>34483222
are you the worms anon?

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>>34484307
No.
I normally post as ''German.'' or lain stuff