ITT: we say hi to people we know IRL who we think browse

Hi Evan

how is it going Jacob L. back from work?

>>34480007
You are a fucking faggot Owen I hate you

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>>34480007
Victoria get the fuck off this site. Stop browsing /soc/ and delete your trip you faggot

hola marco

hi emily

oregano

I love you James!

Jared Fier

hi all zs1 fags

>>34480110

How did you know

Oil.

>>34480007
Hey Noah A, I know you're on here you tall bastard.

Oi Sjoerd

>>34480007
Hey Kevin,
why do you never go to uni and help us with the homework while we still write your name on it??

Good afternoon, Trint Razner

>>34480007
You're scum, kill yourself Trey

Hi George

Hey Kyle

>>34480007
Hi anon. You do know that Ian isn't my real name

>>34480007
What's going on Chris! It's Dante.

>>34480007
Hello John Harding.

Hello STANLEY
not original

>>34480084
what does her last name start with?

is it k?

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Hey Trevor H soon to be toronto bound

>tfw know a roastie who browses r9k
>tfw i know all about her and all her contact info
>could total dox her and get away with it
>she doesn't even know that i know

but i won't because im a nice guy

>>34480007
Hey Nome, could you please fuck off back to Roblox?, thank you again.

>>34480893
trev you owe me nigg I'll bust your kneecaps homes

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>people we know IRL

hello sean mcnamara, how's it been

>>34480007
hows it goin eric

>>34480007
Sup Felix

Owen, we should play D&D again soon.

get a fucking girlfriend Callum you loser

I'm pretty sure you're here, Jacob from pre-calc. You're an even bigger robot than me

Hey Courtney M.

>>34480007
Hi. I'm an Ian but I'm sure there are lots of us. Who are you?

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>>34481901
>Who are you?

Are you from a city that begins with an H?

Hi Oliver M, you inbred cunt

>>34480007
Hi tony
If you actually reply to this I'll report you for being under aged you meme loving fuck

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sup bro

originalo

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>>34480916
do you know her in real life?

Fuck you stephanie

Hey Ray, I know you don't probably don't browse /r9k/ but if you do

HI!

Max W! I know you are on here!

You better see this!

Hey Trevor

Hi Hannah T.W.

Hi Danielle, I'm sorry I let that door hit you in the face on friday

You're a cool guy Zach

>>34482537
>You're a cool guy Zach

You're a big guy

>Knowing people irl

Yeah, nah. Fuck off, cunt.

>>34482408
>>34482482

>talking to roasties on r9k

What the fuck are you doing

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>people browsing in public

jesus christ

Hey Luis, fun programming with you last semester

>>34481148
Alright I guess, thank you for asking. Are you from a country that starts with a G?

Hi rikasan

Suck my cuck Fraser

>>34480007

Hey MC Skinny Penis!

t. Dj designervagina

Eat a dick Christopher P., I know you still come here you sellout fuck

igor, grichka, i know you're around here somewhere

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Hi alex from chemistry class
you might be here, or you might just be a shitty redditor. You looked pretty edgy and didn't really talk to anyone, so I guess you might be here.

>>34482734
I keked
I doubt Moot browses here. He probably still visits the anime boards, though.

Hey, guy who sings "a thousand times" every night at 1am and REEEs at me when I bump into him.

hey Mathias. nice fb memes

Jon, you still come here right? You were a pretty cool dude, guess we never made it huh?

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Jonathan, you're an unbearable piece of shit who should have come out of the closet ages ago. Nobody likes you. People still only deal with you because you're stupid enough to throw around money so people will spend time with you.

Idk if you browse here, but hi Sam and or Dan. I'm here for kek.

>>34482991
That's really mean and uncalled for

This is without a doubt the biggest normie thread on the board

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>>34483048
He's really mean and uncalled for. He fucked up my hard drive and has been dodging me ever since I asked him to make good on his promise to pay me back. I know he browses /r9k/ and /lgbt/ but I'm not going to the gay board so fuck you Jon, you lying sack of shit.

Hello, Snorre. Hello, Markus.

>>34483125
>He's really mean and uncalled for.

come on anon, he can't be THAT bad

>>34480007
Sam stop browsing r9k it'll only make you feel more sad.

>>34483460
I second this, Sam.

>>34483238
T. John

Ordinal

Jan, you're a huge boislut.

Tyler, you're pretty cool.

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>>34480007
Ali??? The mad arab is that you??

Jessica, you may be here hey bud

>>34480007
Sup Josh. Get of this shit hole already.

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>>34483238
Bruh.
>have a $1k system built from scratch
>was my life's work, my pride and joy
>Jon begs to borrow it for the weekend "for a school project"
>he's a tech guy so I figure I can trust him for at least a weekend
>a week goes by and he has all but disappeared
>no online activity and phone goes straight to voicemail
>worried something might have happened to him so i call up a mutual friend
>friend just says to "go to his house and get your shit ASAP"
>ended up meeting his mom by chance who let me in
>see Jon sitting in his room awake and ignoring my calls
>glad to see he's ok until i see my hard drive in pieces on his floor
>have to twist his arm to get him to admit he spilled soda in my shit
>he was planning to "make everything alright again" before he told me
>obviously i flip shit
>he tells me that he will make it up to me by paying me back (with interest) and letting me borrow his car for an event 5 hours away
>find out later from friend that there was never a project as he dropped out of school ages ago
>he just wanted my computer for gaming
>8 months later
>Jon has fulfilled neither promise
>find out from other friends that he recently took out a bunch of people from our college for drinks and somehow paid for everyone
>message him to catch up
>he tells me that he got himself a nice cushiony job he doesn't deserve and took everyone out to celebrate
>ask him if that means now he can pay me for the computer he destroyed
>he went completely silent and then blocked me a couple of hours later

Jon is a literally garbage and I hope he sees this and feels ashamed of himself for being the lying sack of shit he is.

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>>34480007
Hi Cameron, been a while. Cant remember if you even browsed this board desu

I know youre here tfb and possibly other dudes from the medic chat

>>34480007
Hi bobby, how was jail pedobear?

tfw nobody says my name : (

how's CNY deron?

>>34480171

literally the most common name for a girl for the past 30 years

>>34480007
Sup Austin. You've already admitted to jacking off exclusively to Chinese cartoons. I know you're here.

>>34480007
>Knowing people who browse this board
This is /r9k/

Son you fuck say something autistic

Hi Mom, I know you know about this place. Sorry for being a disappointment.

>>34480582
what's up
ian?

>>34484988
Right? This isn't some fucking social club reeee

>>34484941
not deron but if you mean central new york it fucking sucks

Noah M you banjo lipped nigger

fuck you Tristan you know who I am and you know I mean you

Hi Chad what's up?

>ctrl f
>type in name
>0 results
wew

Hello MQK
I like your playlist

how're you doing thaddeus
fuck you roger

>>34480007
antun you nigger

Everytime I check these threads, I find my name a few times. I can't think of anyone else I know that would browse here though.

>>34480390
lol already dead desu senpai

>>34480007
These threads are autismally fucking retarded

Yo Chandler what's up dude.

Have you lost any weight yet? Last time I saw you, kind chubby to be h

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>>34485263
Hey, thanks my dude.

>>34485322
why so triggered?

orignalios

>>34485357
because I'm gay. fuck off retard and post somewhere else

Hello paul my history teacher

>>34485370
>because I'm gay

kek faggot

>>34485378
hello son
did you do your homework for monday

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>>34480007
Aaron, it's your buddy, get the fuck off of this site before you become me

>>34485297
HAHAHAHAH WTF?? JAMES B IS THAT YOU HAHAH??

what's up michael?

>>34480042
Fuck, I've been had

tj ur gay

Hey sarra i dont want you to move in april

>>34485725
fuck off beta orbiter,ima get me a chad.

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Are you still here Shayne?
I miss bullying your ass.

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>>34480007
Dad you better stop fucking posting here
I know it's you everytime because of the contrived way you write.

>>34480007
u'll always be my best bud willy

>>34485845
Now you have to link one of his posts.

Jovahn you fucking spastic I wish for you so badly to stop using your trip. You're no robot fucking stop.

Hey Jeff,

Hey Patrick,

How's BLACKED.com ?

>>34480007
lance joiner like dicks and so do i

>>34480582
Kyle D?

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>ctrl+f firstName
>Phrase not found

Wassup Melker

Hey Simon, how's that low level LOL smurf going?

Hey robbie you work in a grocery store.
Also tyler you work at costco ya fuckin loser lmao

hi alex how was ala?

>>34481284
>I'm pretty sure you're here, Jacob from pre-calc. You're an even bigger robot than me
I have a feeling neither of you are robots

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>>34483125
>I know he browses /r9k/ and /lgbt/
is he gay?

>>34480007
Hey Vince - Kun.
How was puerto rico

>>34486291
what in the actual fuck's name
i mean hey nahuel

Andrew you're a massive cuck [<3 Tyler]

SAGE

famalam33333555555000

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Tanya, I know you're here. You fucking bitch, you should kill yourself you libtard buzzfeed watching, tumblr browsing, heart breaking underaged retarded piece of shit.
I will see to it that you die in an extremely violent fashion, consider this my warning. Fuck right, I'm still salty.

-Ronnie

Quark you cheesy motherfucker why don't you ever reply to my texts?

U KNOW WHO YOU ARE

>>34480656
does your last name begin with an E? It's Amelia.

I'm positive that I dont't know anyone who browses 4chan, let alone this board IRL

Enjoy your semester in France, ER

>>34480007
NO, FUCK YOU, WHO ARE YOU?????

James Snyder

>>34480511
Wh...whats my last name start with

>>34480007
hey alen.

>>34488535
Starts with the letter cuck

Hi Braydon, hows maccas ya cunt?

>>34488570
No really thats my name, whats the last name of the George you know start with

Just might be me

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I just wanted to drop in and say high to lonely faggot

I know you browse here.

>>34480066
First or last name?
This is an originals comments

im still not coming back

you know who you are

>>34484001
Sue him retard.
This is a original comment.

>>34488716
fuck your ambiguity intended to hurt people, at least post first letter.

>>34485114
Sup nigger
You a chick i fucked or a dude i beat up/sold drugs too
And fuck you double dick
Tristan George here

>>34488767
it's not ment to hurt people, there's alot of them so i might as well just post the alphabet instead of the meme letters like x or z

>>34488792
how tf have you managed to hurt that many people? and make them still want to come back?

>>34488811
stop asking question butt bandit

>>34486371
SHUT UP CHRIS>>34488716
No one cares roastie whore

>>34480007
Hey Yves

>>34488833
This is a horrible thread and if i find you 4chan fuckers who aren't /k/ or one of the blue boards i will smash you with my 16 inch cock

get homeand get on skype connor..

>>34488827
either way, i think you should definitely stop doing whatever you are doing thats causing this hurt. if you are BSing which is more likely, still stop because you are causing a lot of hurt that doesnt need to exist.

>>34488888
holy quints

>>34488888
fuck off with your wasted quints

>>34488966
my quints were not wasted, if anything you should regard my message content with more weight. Quints should be used to spread messages of positive and to call out those who desire to spread pain.

>>34488888
Wasted quints wow really kek? Why would you allow this oh glorious kek

zach, im not sure you even know my name, but g'day from down under

>>34489016
What the fuck are you talking about you enormous faggot.

>>34488939
apparently the first holy quints ever on r9k

>>34489016
>quints with a positive message
>quints to stop the spread of pain
are you on drugs

>>34489069
Hardly you retard.
I cant even belive you asshole.

>>34489111
this place is filled with people who are depressed as fuck, it doesnt need other people trying to fuck with their brains more than they already do to themselves.

>>34480007
Seamus BTFO

>>34480007
fuck off thole you giant normie

Hi Jory

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hello Ganon

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>>34489147
I wish people live streamed their suicide more on here.
Used to be that way
Alright Tristan's gone shooed peace.

Hey Stijn

Jeweet

well chad, gotta admit that i accidentally scratch your car and blame it on darius

Hey remi and valentin.

An Ian here.

Brandon if you're here get on and let's phone fuck.

>you might have had an internet argument with someone you know irl and you will never know

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>>34480007
>my face when I see you autists

>>34480007
Andrew M.

pls don't shoot up any schools

Hi Ariel

Sup Seth P.

Sup mike

>>34480007
Logan fuck off, no one needs a chad here

please suck my dick ben

>>34480007


Suh Charles- when you gonna play CSGO?

>>34484001
>Lending anyone anything worth more than 10$

You kind of asked for it

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Salem Max

>>34480007
Seriously Lewis take a fucking shower daily and try a change of clothes every once in a while. I bet you're one of those fuckers who think that you don't need to shower, too.

>>34480007
last name nigger

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>>34480007
Is the Ian you are referring to a Teemo Support main

Norbert you scary bastard are ya here

'sup Bedoya

>>34480007
dear budi nobody give a fuck about your vaporizer things, we get it you vape but that's not cool as you think you're just like an edgy milenials I hope you get sick because of vape

Stop playing League Garf

HELLO ewan!

It's 5AM get off 4chan Danuta

GRANDKEK
read this great thread searching for anything familiar
found nothing
laughed at lots of these posts
got the entire spectrum here from ultrareboots to chadtindercuck
i suppose anything is possible, but it seems none of the few who know I exist, even by any aliases I have used, frequent here, or if they do, they apparently do not think that I do, wew
am ghostspectreapparitionspiritphantommode desssssssssssssssssssssssu

>>34480007
Seraph, you have a shit nickname.
Stop obsessing over D. Hiding behind ironic suicide memes doesn't mean we can't see what's going on. Get help

Fuck you Andrea, why do you have to mess with my head
Prestani me zajebavat

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ctr+f
>no joseph

wew

>>34480916
First letter? Of her name

>>34492944
cause we all already knew that (you) were here

>>34483460
>>34483595
But it's my thing to laugh at people. Where else could I go?

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>>34481179
>scroll down
>see Felix
>die inside

>>34492977
who is we, anon?

>>34482991
is this Jonathan Chinese by any chance?
if he is, I'm down with this sentiment.

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tfw you dont know anyone

HA HA take THIS and THAT and a little bit of THESE

>>34480255
GOD IS DEAD
NO ONE CARES

>when a random post that you definitely did not make has a (you) attached to it and you realize it must be your little brother posting in the other room under the same wifi

Hi, Daniel.

Sup Mark, you should get off this board for today, and do something productive

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>>34493155
(((we))), you see, oui oui?

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>>34493235
Hi, Benjamin.

cao ombre

>>34480116
I love you too mang

>>34480007
Wheeler you on here?

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>>34493225
Someone cares.

>>34480582
Hi anon.
Kyle L. ?

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>>34488888
nice digits
oregon