Why do you losers keep complaining about not having a gf just

>>34476423

Why waste the money on a fatass like you when I can hire an pornstar tier escort for the fraction of the price?

>>34476423
It's complicated. I'm average looking at best, so I'd either have to get fucking /fit/ or rich. Unfortunately there's something inside of me that kills any and all kind of motivation to reach either of those goals. So I just get depressed and miserable instead.

>>34476423
Because money can't buy real affection, only sex.

>Implying I would be bothering with you and not with a 10/10 supermodel if I were rich

>>34476475
Post face and I'll rate
-fembot

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>>34476605
R8 me roasty

>>34476423
It would not matter. People really don't like seeing my face and there ain't much of a point in getting hitched if she can't look you in the eye.

no, I think money matters too

although I can't see how handsome men with money want to waste it all on women when women are annoying

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>>34476605
okay, give me your honest criticisms

>>34477001

oh my gosh hot/10

marry me plox i have black babies because tyrone abused me but who cares first at love site!!!!

>>34476423
Why would I want you when hookers do everything and more for less money and are more attractive?

>>34477149
You look like a one of those faggots at women marches

>be ugly
>get ugly gf
>actually feel worse than before

>>34477289
not trying to insult you but I know that feel

feels better to complain and sort of feel like a victim than to have a blob of shit and feel like you're supposed to be grateful

I wouldn't touch one of these guys even if they had mountains of money. Imagine the disgust of having to look at someone so weak on the inside and outside.

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>>34476423
Well,we can't really shit money...or grow them on trees...any suggestions?

before you go full rage on me,note that this is sarcasm and I'm just a sad wagecuck trying to keep myself alive with water and ramen

>>34477149
Not fembot, but you look okay besides that beard. It's not growing in well, and you should shave it to stubbles instead.

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>>34476605
>just change ur hair d00d and u can be a 300 out of 10!!!!! XDD
R9k lies

>>34477257
>>34477558

>Doesn't know who Stanley is

OUT OUT OUT

>>34476423
>get rich and then maybe we could get along.
You're probably subconsciously trying to justify dating a rich guy for the money and fucking Chad on the side.

No girl is wetting their panties over an ugly guy who happens to be rich.

You're so full of shit

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>>34477763
THIS.
The fact that you consider money as a last resort if life fucks us in the ass (in the face,to be exact) just confirms that you are a Melanie-tier Stacy slut.
Post your tits and go kill yourself.

somehow,this wasn't original

>>34477569
Maybe if you listened to the fucking advice anon. Longer hair is cuter, enough to tangle your hands in

>>34477976
Actually can confirm this. Started growing my hair longer and now some girls are beginning to notice my autistic ass (which just means that they are Stacy-tier roasties) and they constantly want to play with my hair. Feel like a fucking toy to them.

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>>34477976
Never worked for me. Not that anything would work anyway.

>>34478060
How about facial surgery then

>>34478111
Not him but that shit would cost you more then a fucking haircut. Maybe even a kidney

>>34478232
Of course it would. Which makes the point of what the hell does this anon want us to suggest then?