1/2 >be me, ex gf gives our apartment (with all my things)

>>34473717
2/2
>she keeps talking about how she was at some psytrance bullshit and how many and what kinds of drugs she did, how she felt etc.
>Everybody was just riding the waves, respecting each others personal space etc. (aka you are unatractive and nobody wants to fuck you)
>one guy kept bumping into me to "bring me out of it", i kept telling him to fuck off, until my junkie friend sent him to hell blablabla
>Ok i will go get the cigs, be right back
Get up, start packing my shit, she gets nervous as fuck
>FUUUCK i dont want to go anywhere, fuck this shit
Think about giving her my cigs for a second but decide to keep packing instead
>she runs to next room, changes her clothes and basically runs to the room i am in, stands right in front of me with just shirt with huge cleavage on and asks
>SO, did i lose weight? Do i look better?
I mean...i guess you lost some weight
>WAIT, BUT AM I SKINNY??
I....i dont know....you lost some weight
>Damnit! So i am not skinny? *makes a pose*
Look i really dont know, you look skinnier.
>get the fuck out, escort to the pub entrance and walk around town submerged in paranoid delusions
>she calls me the problem with the notebook isnt solved that it asks her what to backup and where to save it blabla.
Maybe she wants me to come back? Fuck it, have no idea what she is saying and just tell her to click this and that.

And das it.

What the fuck just happened? What.....i am completely dissasociated after yesterday brobots.

>>34473717
>>34473720
She wanted another dose of your D, mayn.

>>34473883
This

go back and fuck her faggot

>>34473883
Thats what i kept thinking the whole time UNTIL i hit the joint, i got completely paranoid and fucked up mentally after that.

But what she is just really lonely, surrounded by cheating, drug addicted junkie bitches? She also told me her grandma died recently, so maybe she just feels really lonely?

Basically i got really weird vibes/feeling just being around her and listening to her bullshit.

I geniuinely think she just wanted compliments and attention, NOT a dick.

>>34473932
What i wrote just now+she is turning into a FUCKING JUNKIE man, i mean doing meth? Seriously? She is on a dark fucking path and i dont want to be part of her fucked up drama, i get the feeling she will end up really badly, really soon. Makes me sad desu senpai

>>34473720
Sir, I think you are in the wrong place.

By reading your post, it seems you have the correct combination of "social skills, "looks" and "money" to have aquired a gf.

Having a gf or having had a gf does not make you a robot, sir. It is also very likely that you have lost your virginity and have friends. We regret to inform you that you are no longer allowed here.

Please leave, or we'll have to RRREEEEEEEEscort you out of here. You wouldn't want that.. *unsheathes two quad-katanas*

>>34473983
Youre just fucking her dumbass, not buying a summer home together fucking jesus learn to just enjoy pussy for what it is.. not who its attached too.. sometimes..

In this scenario Id just go back and blow a load in her mouth

>>34473720
Use condom she might have shared needles, or got VHC by sharing snorters

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>>34474020
Ive got a great picture for this one

>>34474108
The should have wrote animu desu senpai

>>34474108
Jokes on you, at least I'm not a normie.

>>34473717

What is the tl;dr here? I can't follow this disjointed shit.

>>34473983
You have two options to win this, fukboi.
>First
You can do ye olde pump'an'dump. Fuck her right in the pussy and dump her ass while she's catching her breath.

>Second
If you REALLY wanna help her sorry ass, you can try and make her to tell you the truth. While she's talking with hints she basically free to play you like a damn fiddle any time her junkie brain clicks the right way.
Make her. Hear her out. Then, decide what to do next.
I dunno, take her out for a cup of coffee or two, like some filthy normie. No drugs, tho. Or you risking it with paranoia and shit.

>>34474135
I was doing it for the bantz I was not attempting to gun down your insecurities

sheesh louis

Im pretty mentally ill I mean Im more like a failed normie

>This is.. y-your new home now.

>>34474148
FIRST OPTION needs to be fixed and mixed in with parts of the second THIS is what you should do

Go back and fuck her like a complete whore I mean wear her out

Then keep coming back every so often and repeat above process continue to offer support/advice but keep it all at arms length just because your doing it doesnt mean you need to live together

This way everyones happy she still feels like you care and you get laid

>For about an hour I am going to show you how my penis will solve all your problems

>>34473720
>>34473717

Can somebody who's a native english speaker translate this story please?
I haven't the fucking faintest clue whats going on.

>>34474024
>dissasociate sex with feelings
But what if i cant do that anon?
>>34474029
Used condom once. Was too tight, couldnt feel shit, couldnt come in 40 mins. Never again.
>>34474148
I mean, when she invited me over i kept getting hard just thinking about finally getting sex after 8-9 months (since we broke up), but when i was actually around her i felt ambiguous.

On one hand i felt like she just wants to be friend and is finally doing good for herself, going places, talking with people, making friends etc etc. On the other hand i felt very sad for her pathethic junkie, lonely superficial life. Cant think about sex when all this shit is on your mind.

I mean maybe if she gave me CLEAR signal i would fuck her, but this shit felt like playing games, and i aint into bitches games. Keep it straight and simple bitch.

Also i am sorry for her YET she hurt me greatly so i also enjoy her trip to the depths of hell and wish it on her to be lonely, unfulfilled and sexless.

>>34474257
But.....doesnt that make HER win? I mean i get hit with ton of emotional baggage in exhange for junkie pussy? Doesnt sound worth it senpai

>>34474521
You're a young whipper snapper aint ya kid.. dont do it if you dont feel like you should. Im just telling you what most guys would tell you

If it doesnt feel right then dont do it

I mean id definitely myself do that but its something ive learned along the way

>>34474521
To the bottom comment

Arms length and shes a woman they are crazy all women give you tons of emotional baggage just let it all roll off you

>>34474571
You learned what? How to turn off feelings and go muh dick? How did you do that anon?
>>34474600
Arms lenght he says....just listening to her bullshit i can literally feel the "hidden" meaning, read her emotions like alphabet and understand exactly how she feels about her life despite what she says (to herself) out loud.

I cant turn that shit off fampire, i just feel the truth.

OH ALSO! She said she got second period just after 14 days. So something is definitely fucked up with her.

>>34474729
Youre thinking too much about this dude.. just go ride the high out stop thinking about it and if she calls again just make a desicion there whether to keep in touch or not

you gotta make stuff like this simple because getting too involved with someone especially someone like your ex can only be damaging to you in the long run

>You have your shit together she doesnt.. shes only going to take you down
>Women who do drugs are usually all of these: Whores, damaged, and unpredictable

I dont know your ex and I dont know the situation but all the girls I was with who were actively using were a complete waste of my time.. which is why I Im telling you you should just fuck her.. that is the only benefit to you.

As a man following your emotions ONLY gets you into trouble, Ive learned that the hard way as well as everyone else on this board.

You use your emotions secondary to help you make RATIONAL coherent desicions based upon who you are.. you use them to align thoughts and actions but YOU SHOULD NOT let your feelings compound your ability to think clearly.. EVER.