>I have such a sick sense of humour xD >make a joke about

>i'm an edgy teenager

But srs most normies are ok with these jokes

>>34470260
It wasn't out of the blue it followed the progression of the conversation
I didn't say it randomly just to sperg out anon

>>34470283
What was the full joke ?

>racist edgelord

lol kys

>>34470304
Her: What are you doing today
Me: Going to get a haircut
Her: Like a mullet? I think it would suit you (sarcasm)
Me: Nah thinking of shaving it all of skinhead style
Her: Sounds good, I think it would bring out your eyes (obvious sarcasm)
Me: So does this mean I need to start beating up my minority friends then?
Her: Jesus

I'm not an autist I would never have said this to a normal person but literally her opening message to me was "looks like we have a similar sick sense of humour"

...or maybe I am just an autist

>>34470346
Don't see anything too bad there.You didn't even say niggers

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>>34470240
I made a joke amongst my normie ex freinds a few weeks ago:

>sitting around talking
>some chick brings up that news article about a cleaning lady who got eaten by a tiger in a zoo while cleaning cages
>all gasp and start saying how horrible etc
>I just grin smuggly and say:"Aaaaw come on. The tiger just wanted clean teeth."
>they stare me down and have been shunning me since then

Fucking normies man

>>34470582
I would've laughed

>>34470240
Told this one a few months ago:

>"How many jews fit in a smart fortwo?"
>"50. 2 in the seats and 48 in the ashtray"

Got some good laughs out of it, obviously some people were slightly offended but they laughed too.

Also made some jokes about one arab friend of mine not being let into the US anytime soon (this was just after the US election) and also got some laughs

I think it's a matter of timing, being around the right people and being obviously playful about it. Over time I've definitely learned when not to tell some jokes and when I'll get away with it.

>>34470582
they were just looking for an excuse to stop talking to you

>>34470718
I made some jokes about my euro friends getting deported after Brexit, got some laughs too

>>34470346
I don't see what was wrong with that.