>fap >extremely thick white vagoo liquid all over >strong

you're pregnant

>>34469162
yeet infection

You gotta wash your hands after you eat those powdered sugar donuts

>>34469190
no i had that and that's painful

i dont think this is it

sounds like you've evolved, you don't need no man no more, you're doing it all on your own.

>>34469202
Welp we can't help you unless you give more details about this mysterious gogurty liquid cumming out of you

Ovulation

>>34469162
That means you've got AIDS. But you're probably just memeing anyway so why am I even responding seriously?

>>34469162
You're ovulating, the same thing happens to me.

>>34469162
Vaginal rabies

Ur ass is grass kiddo

>>34469162
you've been transformed into a grill

>>34469162
>strong odor
please be my smelly gf

Cervical fluid? Might just be ovulating

>>34469162
It means you are ovulating and you need to let me cum deep inside you as soon as possible.

>>34469796
Does it feel particularly good? more horny?

>tfw no fertile gf

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what's going on in this thread friends?

>>34470358
I'm definitely more horny when I'm ovulating. I get pretty wet usually so I don't have trouble with dryness, but the extra stuff from ovulation is nice.

>>34469162
>wtf does this mean

You need to post pictures.
Trust me, I'm a medical professional.

>>34471189
that shit looks really hot on my dick desu senpai

>>34469162
Post picture of mucus cunt or vacate the premises

>strong odor
you will need to mail me a sample. send soaked panties pls

It means you are at the optimal moment in your cycle to conceive. The odor attracts males.

>>34471215
I'm more about the sounds, the squelching noises that happen when I fap are really loud. It would be hot if it didn't make it harder to fap on the sly. Also cleaning up is a pain.

>>34471183
we're in the process of not getting pics

>>34471281
Want me to help you with the clean up? As long as I get a fair share in the part.

>>34471297
>Want me to help you with the clean up?
But that's the least sexy part. I have to finger myself to clean it up or else I squelch when I walk. Kinda gross desu.

Your pussy is now a alien monster and your discharge a sentient life form that will eventually destroy humanity.

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>>34471358
>anyone in this thread has a pussy

Dear lord this thread is arousing.

I need to impregnate a woman.

>>34471329
Gross, yes. But that's what we take baths or showers for, anon.

>>34471426
I know, I pretty much have to take a shower after I masturbate every single time. This is why I try not to do it, even if I can feel my clit throbbing.

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>when you smell that a girl is ovulating

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OP does this happen?

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>>34471483
>even if I can feel my clit throbbing

OH GOD

>>34469162
>strong odor
it means you have a cunt, and you smell as such. all those things smell like doo doo bro.

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>>34469162
It's regular vaginal discharge, i.e. the white sticky stuff you'd see in your knickers. Sometimes its odour is stronger at different intervals. Hasn't this shit been happening since you were in puberty?

>>34471633
oh sorry, i said white instead of brown. and fap means when you fart and liquid comes out right?

Women are so unbelievably fucking disgusting.

>>34469162
>anime picture

hello male

>>34471494
Can you really smell it? Ruh roh.

>>34471580
Ovulation hits me real hard. I'm glad nothing gives away I'm turned on like a boner, because I would basically have to stay at home until its over.

>>34471664
lol you get turned on sexually. what a stupid cunt.

Fembots, how does it feel to know your body is trying to make a baby?

Like, you could literally grow another human life inside you.

>>34471659
>females dont anime

>>34471671
My body is wasting its energy then.

>>34471664
>Can you really smell it? Ruh roh.

Yes, and it fills me with an overwhelming desire to impregnate you.

well i'm hard
really original

>>34471664
>I'm glad nothing gives away I'm turned on like a boner
I'm so jealous right now. I wish I could fantasize freely in boring public situations.

>>34471664
Are you noticeably more interested in masculine features while you're ovulating? ex hairier, bigger, stronger, more aggressive and dangerous looking men

>>34471697
Waste this!

(I'm pulling my panties down to reveal the mounds of stinky discharge and diarrhea that's been leaking out of my holes all day.)

>>34471720
you can do it with training but it's a secret

>ywn taste that sweet nectar

>>34471701
>tfw pussy wants to get bred but brain says no
What does ovulating smell like? If it stinks I'm never going outside again.

>>34471720
I can read porn with a mostly straight face, it's great. But having boners is better, in my opinion.

>>34471726
I like all of those features all the time, but it does increase when I'm ovulating. And I have a lot more fantasies about being impregnated.

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>>34471826
fuck off roleplaying faggot

>>34471826
>What does ovulating smell like? If it stinks I'm never going outside again.

It is in no way an unpleasant smell.
The only way I could describe it would be saying it smells like "IMPREGNATE ME!".

>>34471826
>>tfw pussy wants to get bred but brain says no
>And I have a lot more fantasies about being impregnated.
It's so unbelievably arousing when women talk about being impregnated.

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>>34469162
>women on r9k

FUCK YOU. LEAVE. WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS

Why are women so disgusting? Legit question, leaking fluids constantly sounds like some xenomorph shit

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>>34469162
Madame, will you be the Vajeena Williams to my Penus Williams?

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>>34471932
and even more arousing when it's a guy jacking off to you thinking he is a female right

>>34472035
Eh, it's the internet, it's all the same.

It's not like I was going to be able to impregnate anon even if they were a real woman.
Unfortunately

>>34471992
Because of reproduction. Incubating a growing foreign life form inside yourself for nine months is a complicated process that requires a lot of moving parts.

>>34471853
I talked about my ovulation discharge, who the hell would start a roleplay with that?

>>34471864
>tfw no good sense of smell bf
How did you learn about the smell? Can all guys smell it or is it just you?

>>34471932
It's one of my favourite kinks, but wanting it makes me feel like a dumb animal. I get stupid when I start ovulating. It's embarrassing.

>>34472076
do you prefer bigger dicks when you ovulate?

>>34472102
i prefer bigger dicks when i'm looking for something to go in my puss, yeah.

>>34472076
>It's one of my favourite kinks, but wanting it makes me feel like a dumb animal. I get stupid when I start ovulating. It's embarrassing.

Now imagine being a man and feeling like that all the time, except for half an hour or so after you cum.

My pussy smells like Uh-Ohs. You know like when you do a Uh-Oh in your diaper?

Do fembots realize how much their pussies stink

Maybe you're just used to it, but as a guy, they are really disgusting

>>34472076
>but wanting it makes me feel like a dumb animal. I get stupid when I start ovulating.
>implying that's a bad thing
If girls didn't get stupid-horny they'd never get pregnant. You should be grateful to your body that it can tone down all those pesky thoughts of responsibility and safe sex and so on and remind you that ultimately you really are just a dumb bitch in heat.

>>34472076
>wanting it makes me feel like a dumb animal. I get stupid when I start ovulating. It's embarrassing.

Admit it, you love it.

>>34469162
>"my pussy smells bad when..."
>not "my pussy smells like garbage all the time"
this is how i know you're a boy (male). Even girl (male)s know to stop wiping their assholes after shitting to get that authentic doody waft in their nethers.

>>34472076
>It's one of my favourite kinks, but wanting it makes me feel like a dumb animal. I get stupid when I start ovulating. It's embarrassing.
It's natural, what's there to be embarassed about?

>>34472102
Not really, I care more about the amount of cum.

>>34472153
Is this why in so many relationships guys complain about not getting enough sex? Is this a testosterone thing?

>>34472176
>you really are just a dumb bitch in heat.
I have actually used these exact words to describe how stupidly horny I get. You have no idea how bad it is anon, especially when I'm ovulating.

>>34472250
I do. But it's still embarrassing. I work hard for my ambitions, I don't want to be some bitch for breeding.

>>34472376
>ambitions

kek. You're nothing but a slut.

>>34472376
>I don't want to be some bitch for breeding.
Of course you do, you just tell yourself you want other things more. You'll come around eventually.

>>34469162
you need to refill your "white vaginal liquid" reservoir.

>>34469190
thats not how you get yeast.. i mean you can, but not generally.

>>34472376
How bad does it get, exactly? Please enlighten me. No need to be shy.

>>34472451
Doo doo makes you fart!

>>34472430
But I don't want to be a slut. I want to be smart.

>>34472573
Then think with your butt instead of your pussy, sweetie.

>>34472433
Honestly, I'm scared deep down that you're right. I don't normally believe that stuff about biological imperatives but I can't explain otherwise why I want to get knocked up so badly.

>>34472451
My clit gets so swollen that I can't ignore it, but the thing is that masturbating makes me even hornier. By the time I've orgasmed a few times, I'm writhing in my bed with fucking tears in my eyes from how badly I want to be bred. My brain is basically mush by then, jf I tried to talk i don't think anything proper would come out. That's usually when I stop fapping.

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>>34471664
>>34471701


I believed that everymale was able to smell it.
I mean, I can, and it's not even a fetish for me.

>>34471826
It smells the way you expect it to smell.

Sweat + Iron + Fresh Deodorant.

>>34472707
Are you a virgin? You sound like a complete roastie desu.

How do you feel about cum? Inside you, swallowing etc?

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>it's and ERP thread

>>34472707
I just lifted my desk with my dick a little, I don't think I've ever been this hard in my entire life. I hope you're happy now.

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>all those thirsty neckbeards getting hard on another thirsty neckbears fantasy

>>34472847
yes yes that's what the internet is

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>>34472707
>tfw i've seen you in three different threads this past week
>tfw fapped every time

ok now all the dudes in here describe what y'alls penus smayul like!!!!

>>34472936
seafood

>>34472736
Would you say it smells bad? How do you know it's the smell of ovulation? I didn't know ovulation had a smell, I've never smelled it on other girls. And I went to an all girls school, I think I'd know.

>>34472766
I'm a virgin, unfortunately. I love cum and want buckets inside of me, as you can imagine from how much I like impregnation.
>You sound like a complete roastie desu.
What did he mean by this?

>>34472812
That's a strong dick anon.

>>34472899
Sorry, I can't help talking about it. I don't have much of a sexual outlet and it's starting to get to me.

>>34472936
like cheeze

>>34472936
my penis smells like baby roger klotz's diaper that his mom found behind the changing table when he was old enough to bully doug

>>34473002
But how do you know you like cum if you're a virgin and never seen it. You like the idea of cum.
You don't know how it tastes or smells. You would probably throw up if a guy came in your mouth.

>Would you say it smells bad? How do you know it's the smell of ovulation? I didn't know ovulation had a smell, I've never smelled it on other girls. And I went to an all girls school, I think I'd know.

The same way girls can smell desperation on guys, we can smell ovulation. Don't know how to explain it. You just know somehow.

>do you ever think about being with a robot bf?

>>34472707
if you're not already on birth control, you should try it. It kinda dims down your arousal.
No promises though. It works different on everyone.

>>34473002
>That's a strong dick anon.
An erection is only as strong as its cause.

>>34469162
Probably just Chad's semen.

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>Roasties try to make you bad about nof having a gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

>>34472707
>writhing in my bed with fucking tears in my eyes from how badly I want to be bred. My brain is basically mush by then, jf I tried to talk i don't think anything proper would come out.

It's just like my chinese coloring books with tatas. Do you happen to feel as if you were slowly becoming retarded?

the grossest thing in the world
iiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss
PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

But what does it taste like?

>>34473235
not the guy pretending to be a girl here, but do you have any pics of those coloring books? sounds interesting af

>>34473442
Ever eat fresh doo doo?

>>34473118
>But how do you know you like cum if you're a virgin and never seen it.
In the same way I know I will like having a cock in me, but you're right. Does it taste that bad? I wouldn't want to spit it out, it feels like it would be wasteful.
>do you ever think about being with a robot bf?
Yeah, I think a normal guy would be weirded out by the things I'm into. If I was a guy and a girl I was sleeping with started yelling about wanting to be bred, I would be concerned.

>>34473119
Maybe I will, periods are annoying. The arousal I can ignore for the most part though. If I ever get a bf getting on BC would be the first thing I do.

>>34473235
Not sure if serious, but I think a lot of my sexual behaviours were learnt from hentais, actually.

>>34473002
No.
It's just a rather "pointy" and stinging smell.
Nor good or bad.

>>34473498
>>do you ever think about being with a robot bf?
>yeah,

Well you're in luck. Where do you live

>>34472936
My penis smells faintly like soap

My cum smells like bleach and my precum smells like pool toys

Girls have told me my cum is salty and spicy

>>34473498
>periods are annoying
Even if you take your bc pill correctly, you'll still get your shark week

However I'm getting my doubts about hormonal bc, because it clogged the leg of a friend

My high school cheerleading squad used to do this chant to get the crowd fired up:

SHIT AND FE-CES
FE-CES AND SHIT!
MY CUNT IS OVERFLOWING WITH
GALLONS OF IT!

Then all the cheerleaders would yank our skirts up and there was a little sack of chili that we would squeeze out so it looked like shit was oozing from our pussies. Except me, I was the token fat one and all the bitchy cheer captains came up to me at practice and said "Femanon, the chili sacks we have are too little for you, it won't look realistic. You have to fill your vagina up with poo and then squeeze it out for real." So I did that every time and I was always the centerpiece, all the cute little cheerleaders with their tiny little chili bursts and then me with my big splash of actual shit. It's now 25 years later and I woke up last night in a cold sweat to the realization that I could have still used regular chili.

Could be bacterial vaginosis. How bad is the smell?

>>34473613
>Even if you take your bc pill correctly, you'll still get your shark week
Seriously? Screw that then. Hope your friend's leg is ok anon.

>>34473665
Thanks. Hope your dog's penis is better than ok.

>>34473663
I mean, it's a pussy, so... not good, bro.

>>34473709
Pussies usually don't smell bad. If they do, there's something going on.

>>34473769
ain't nothin goin on wit a pussy dat be stankin, aint that right MY BRUTHUH

>>34473769
You smell bad. Sounds like you think that's unusual, pussy.

>>34471494
So when i was in highschool and i was smelling something weird infront of the girls i guess that was it, because i had a really confused face and they were looking at me worried.
you learn something new everyday.

>>34473805
W-What do you mean? I have theorical and practical knowledge of gynecology but I'm still a virgin.

>>34473814
I forgot to shower yesterday, sorry about that.

>115 replies
>no one has asked for pics yet
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU VIRGIN FAGGOTS GODDAMMIT

Please OP, post photos depicting your issue so that we can help you further.

>>34473834
If we wanted photos of an unwashed pussy, we'd ask you, sweetie, not OP.

>sweetie
ITT words you despise

>>34473871
>doesn't want photos of unwashed pussies
Why do virgin faggots think their posts matter?

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>>34473665
>Screw that then
Well hormonal pills have placebo pills inside them so you purposely get your period. It doesn't cramp as much as it normally would though.
However if you skip the placebos and start a new package you also skip your period. But I don't know the health risks by doing that.
And completely going off contraception is social suicide if you get pregnant.
t. Sex Ed Anon

She's fine and got lucky.

>>34473903
I wouldn't mind seeing OP's pussy. But you're more unwashed and more of a pussy. Why not go for the gold?

>>34473909
>It doesn't cramp as much as it normally would though.
My interest is back, my cramps are god awful. Maybe I will look into getting on BC. Thanks, sex-ed anon.

>>34472376
>Is this why in so many relationships guys complain about not getting enough sex? Is this a testosterone thing?
Very much indeed. Male reproductive hormones almost never get shut off, therefore we are always trying to impregnate something

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>>34473947
Happy now?

>veryoriginalcomment10/10

>>34474026
I remain unhappy.

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>>34474026
NEVER POST THAT AGAIN YOU SICK FUCK

>>34474194
what's ur fb? i promise it's not so i can post it to your mother's wall every day.

>>34474221
My mum doesn't have facebook.

>fingering gf
>licking the thick goo off fingers
>tastes tangy
>she slaps my hand and says to stop doing that
>tell her it tastes good

._.

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>>34473963
They also have additional health beneficial effects, like not being a fucking board... but also risks.
The relative painless period effect lasts even after you stopped taking them.