I fucked up, robots. >I was on Omegle 'cause I got bored

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I fucked up, robots.

>I was on Omegle 'cause I got bored with vidya
>in question mode. About 50 questions in this guy asks if I'm F (I'm not), but I say yes for shits and giggles.
>I start to masquerade as a 26 year old German emo girl who was bullied in school.
>We exchange kiks (My kik had my real name and picture on it so I had to change those to stupid shit)
>He starts asking for clothing pics and face pics
>mfw
>I take my phone and search for unsaturated pics of emo girls and hope he buys it.
>First pick I send is of emo girl's ass
>"Not live, sorry"
>Pretend to not know what he means because german
>"Use kik camera"
>I find another pic of the girl but tits this time.
>He calls me cute
>I find a face of some random girl and send it to him
>He asks who calls me ugly
>I go on a sob story on how I was never liked in school.
>He buys it
>He asks if I have a bf
>I say no
>He asks to be my bf and I say yes 'cause it felt rude to say no
>He says he has to go to work and will talk to me later.
>We exchange hearts and he goes to work.

tl;dr I pretended to be a girl on the internet and now have a internet boyfriend