Holy shit guys. Tinder actually fucking works. Take it from someone

>>34468309
brrrrrraaappp

kys

Why does she still have clothes on you beta faggot?

>>34468309
How big is her dick, OP?
>original

>>34468309
You were never a robot, have fun with your STI.

knowing me i would end up leaving the house like i run away from most things in life

cool shit

if i were ever jonesing for random meaningless sex i would probably try to seriously use tinder

instead, i am looking for a girlfriend. those do not come on tinder or any other "hookup app"

for a place that focuses so much on introspection and "feels" /r9k/ pretty readily conflates romance/emotional fulfillment and banging a roastie

>>34468309
Why are you posting pics of your own butt and trying to pass it off as a girl? Who are you trying to impress?

I'm happy for you, but the fact you can pull off tinder means you were a normie the whole time. True autism is running out of things to say 2 sentences in and then leaving

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I am so fucking disappointed in myself for not falling for this tinder meme earlier in my life. It was honestly so easy. I have no idea why I was so scared. Jesus, all those wasted years when I could've been doing this. It's not a meme, guys

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>>34468368
I am far from a normie. I'm 23 and was a khv until now. I run out of shit to say too, and am not interesting in the least, but this girl was understanding as fuck and said she "liked me"

Tinder doesn't work when you can't get matches at all

>>34468419
She won't like you at all if she sees this?

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>>34468419
Is that an asian i see brah

Brrrrrraaaaapppppp hehe

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>>34468468
I know. I'm just excited af. Should probably stop now

>>34468309
*clears throat*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT

It's a ''faggot OP takes pics of himself in a thong episode''

>>34468612
Never mind looks like it's a ''beta OP pays a prostitute then brags about getting laid episode''

>>34468631
More realistically, it's a "faggot OP has gf and posts pics of her asleep and claims it's a random tinder girl to troll robots" episode.

>>34468501
post face

originaridu

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>>34468501
I'm proud of you dude.

>>34468309
I hope you're actually reporting these /lgbt/ threads. I know I am.

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>>34468777
Kek this is the best I can do for You

>>34468874
I wish I knew you irl OP. Then I would sneak into your house and put cameras in all your bathrooms, in your bedroom and spend hours editing the film, turning you into a perfect properly real life reality star.

>>34468874
You're not doing a very nice thing OP

>>34468874
Somehow I feel good that she's ugly af

Why are you posting her pics on 4chan, you tool?

>>34468309
How did you do it? Did you ask to fuck or did she? Do you have your own place?

>>34469197
I just asked if she wanted to eat sushi and fugg

>>34469234
and she got dressed again to go to sleep?

seems odd mang

>>34468309
>posting pics of a girl who you just fucked on 4chan
Hmm anon ever wonder why you were a virgin in the first place?

>>34469247
Nah mang she ate the sushi went to sleep I went on the prowl what's the question again

>>34468874
she looks familiar
does her name start with A?

>>34468874
she may have a nice ass but she isn't cute tbhq

>>34469267
Yeah. Andrea.

>>34469352
Not the name I was thinking of. But it's actually fucking uncanny how much she looks like a girl I know.

Also have a qt in a thong sleeping next to me from tinder. We've been together for a year and some months now

>>34468309
>Tinder

Have fun with your STDs and getting cheated on.

>>34470825
everyone cheats. seriously, grow up at some point

>>34468983
>>34469067
Leave him alone, he was a khv until very recently.

>>34468874

What a fucking slut. Makes me sick.