ITT: Stupid shit you believed when you were a kid >I thought

>looked at every world map I could find in hopes that they finally named Newfoundland

>>34467356
>thought that when someone talked about cum or cumming they were referring to peeing anywhere that is not a toilet.

>>34467356
>thought that god looked like the united states capitol building

*claps*

>>34467356
I thought the vagina just looked like a flattened tit between your legs. So just instead of a slit, a nipple.

>thought that the hymen was like a little piece of glass that girls in medieval times wore for whatever reason
>thought that black people preferred the term "negroes"
>I thought that when someone was circumcised they cut off the head of the penis
>Later thought that it was just the kind of fleshy bit by the head

Eventually found out that I was actually circumcised

>thought balls were backup bladders and that's why women have to pee more

>>34467356
>I thought baginas were just bumholes and women had 2.

>thought gay men had sex by rubbing their penises together

>>34467670
Same... I always held my balls when I needed to piss, I was convinced they would move.

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>Thought that when people died in movies they were actually killed on screen and it was the unfortunate sacrifice actors had to make
>Thought this till I was 7

>>34468274
not entirely wrong, some do