Over 40 only - saggy balls , married sexless life. What

>>34467111
>Over 30
>gain wizard powers
>cleric
that's the part they never tell you about, man

>>34467111
>Over 40 only
pushing it a bit

>>34467179
What the fuck are you talking about? Pushish what? You think this board is only for 12 - 25 year olds? Your dreaming m8

>>34467111
Im surprised if theres more than a couple of us...42 here. i post in a lot of threads. life is garbage. sad thing is, i dont feel like i knowany more now than i did when i was 18 0r 19. LOL.

>>34467111
>married sexless life.
Cheat on her? Maybe she sees you more as a brother now, do you ever take her out anymore? Also if you didn't have kids, you did it wrong

>>34467310
>LOL
nice one grandpa

>>34467416

>omega teen thinks his life is going to play out any differently

for some reason i cant imagine someone over 40 can type a message online without it being about groceries

>>34467458

Except people over 40 are the ones who created message board culture.

Maybe you should think about creating something unique to your generation instead of copying someone elses

>>34467318
Cheat on her? I can't get it up without Viagra. I hvave a a fascination with anorexic girls and chicks with daddy issues. None around here so I can't even fap muthafucker. You Neets and KHV think you got it bad. Not even close.

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>>34467111
how's it going fellow bros?

42 here. Did chad things 'till 35 (was a lifeguard, wildland firefighter, backcountry exploration etc) but spent the last 7 mostly drinking wine, smoking weed, shitposting and generally being a smug NEET fuckup.

>>34467458
GenX built the interwebs you cuck. My first message board post was on &TOTSE.. a long since defunct SF bay area dial-up BBS..in 1989 or so.

>>34467560
thats funny, i was in the sf bay area in the early 90's. i remember using telnet to connect to certain chat sites, like "hyperreal" and meeting other ravers and stuff from sf and berkeley

>>34467111
Any 40+ virgins here?

>>34467531
Stop watching porn and stop fapping for weeks, you'll find your wide attractive again lmao

>>34467531
Why you complain about sexless marriage if you can't get it up?

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>mfw there's a 38 year old khv manlet skeleton in one of my college classes

I think he's just given up honestly. I'm barely 19, that guy could be my dad and still has no idea what's going on in his life, how can you 40+ fucks life like this

>>34467111
>married
>sex less

No shit Captain Obvious.
It's like you didn't know what you signed up for.

>>34467111
52-yr-old oldfag here.

divorced, no kids.

fml

>>34467531
>I can't get it up without Viagra.

You've got problems, m90. ED that isn't caused by other issues is often the first symptom of vascular disease that usually involves the coronary arteries as well.

I'm 42 and can still bang it out 3x a day on a good day.. I also have ridiculously low cholesterol, blood pressure etc. because 95% veggie diet with some cheating (ate coq au vin last night). Diet is the real redpill for the over 40's. Look up Dr's Ornish, Fuhrman, Esselstyn etc. also Rich Roll, Scott Jurek (40 and 50+ vegan ultra-endurance athletes etc.)

You don't need to go full retard with it, almost everyone on these diets "cheats" with fish now and again, but yeah, its possible to prevent & reverse most middle aged maladies with diet alone. Not easy but worth it. Literally the first thing I noticed when I changed was that my erections became like fucking granite again - and within a week or two.

>>34467416
>>34467443
i like this exchange
no homo

>>34467111
>saggy balls
god knows how much I like sucking on saggy balls, the lower they are the hornier I get.

>>34467896
Be my daddy. Please.

ravioli

>>34467897
>Literally the first thing I noticed when I changed was that my erections became like fucking granite again - and within a week or two.

What were your first steps. What is the guideline you've used.

>>34467111
I am 32. The reason I'm here is because I was a scumbag who spent most of his life in and out of prison. I've only just realised that I'm getting old and have started to fix my life. If i'm still here when I'm 40, I'm seriously going to end it

>>34470124
I have bad news for you anon. We're on this ride forever.

34 (close enough to 40 by 4chan standards)

Life a complete and utter joke, pathetic worthless, weak bastard with zero prospects in life and living in fear of everything. Too cowardly to kill myself, living groundhog day in front of 4chan with nothing else to live for

>>34470124
is your name joe

36 here. Women are overrated, I've been with almost all the kinds, from almost every social class. I sure wished once that they weren't. You gotta find something else, lurkers.

Do your balls really get saggy?
I've masturbated for over 10 years by dry humping my bed for hours each time and I'm wondering if my dick/balls are eventually gonna look really fucked up (if they don't already idk)