>tfw banned from another all-you-can-eat buffet If it's

>>34460447
Look at the bright side anon, you're not banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet, you still have new ones to look forward to and be banned from, you can get banned from every single one. You can be famous, they will hate you.

>>34460447
This is a sign that you need to stop eating. Happy, well-adjusted people don't get banned from buffets.

>>34460530
>Happy, well-adjusted people don't get banned from buffets.

Yea they do, fuck off

>>34460530

Why would I want to stop eating and take away such a great joy from my life? I don't give a shit about my looks, so I will gain no satisfaction from losing weight. People say it's unhealthy but I feel great and the family doctor says I'm fine other than "lol you could lose some weight."

>>34460447
How much are you eating? Buffets usually offer trash-tier food

>>34460447
I have trouble believing you.
I don't think it would be worth the effort of having a banned customers list in a buffet. People like you are probably balanced out by the tons of people who only eat like 1 or 2 plates, costs wise.

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>>34460447
They are allowed to deny whomever they want.

You should bring a disguise next time. Every fat person looks the same.

I love fat anon and feel for his troubles.

>>34460585
Height and weight?
Originfatto.

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>can't fit in my car anymore
>have to get other people to get fast food for me (at least twice per day)

>>34461535

5'7" 270 lbs.

apparently another anon had this exact height and size as me

>>34461755
lmao just lift man

Any of you fatbots auditioned to be on "my 600lb life" yet?

how the fuck does anyone get this fat

>when you ask the waitress if she's part of the all-you-can-eat buffet
>tfw her response

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>>34460447

Anon was beaten as a child to eat as much food as possible, otherwise the buffet was a waste of money. Waste of money = anon was worthless.

I'm here for your anon, i know your pain.

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>>34461755
You're closing in on a 50% bmi.

>>34461874

I wasn't beaten but I did get the "Mommy worked so hard to make you this food? Why do you hate me? Am I a bad mother?" speech to guilt me into eating it.