>tfw your mom thinks you're gay >can honestly say

>>34459943
>who literally cannot get any women in to me

You're supposed to go in them dude

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>>34459943
>tfw my mommy loves me unconditionally
>tfw she doesn`t expect me to get a gf or start a family despite marrying her first bf (my father)
>tfw accepts me being "special"
>tfw she only is slightly amused by my virgin status
It`s truly a great feeling to have my mommy be my mommy.
Share you mommy-related good feelings.

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>>34459943
Parents keep bugging me to hit on pretty young women when out in public
>they can't fathom why a 24 year old male with no job or college education that still lives with his parents wouldn't talk to a random girl he sees while out to dinner with his mommy and daddy

>>34460018
My mom is the sane way. She doesn't mind me not being getting married.

>>34459943
At least that implies that your mother thinks you should have a girlfriend.

I tried to explian to my mother awhile back that I'm 2Dsexual, but she didn't understand and now she's making me go see a shrink. Fucking normalfags.

>>34459943
Dont worry about it anon, im not a robot and my mom thinks im gay because I never bring girls to holidays and shit

>Mom, Dad Grandma this is the slut Ive been banging for a few weeks. No we arent serious, in fact I usually dont even like her being around my friends! But at least you wont think I suck dick now!

dont worry about it

>>34460114
man that fucking tanks

You're lucky.

My mom insists that I'm asexual and expects me to stay at home and take care of her when she gets old.

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>>34459943
>Anon how can you not find a woman you're so handsome
>Anon are you sure you're trying
>Anon do you need me to help you find a girl?
>Anon I made you okcupid account do you like it?
>Anon are you gay? It's okay if you're gay anon
Just...

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>fw im actually gay and girls hit on me when im in public, but im also completely socially inept and too anxious to ever put myself out there

>>34460018
This
I was blessed with a really cool mommy.
>be 29
>tfw she asked me on my birthday if I was gay
>told her I'm not
>explain to her that the reason I don't have a gf is because my acne fucked up my self esteem
>she tells me that even if girls will not love me, she always will because I'm a great son
>cooks my favorite food, gives my an allowance and supports me financially now that I went back to school
>Can talk to her about anything that bothers me and ask her for advice
>always encourages me when I'm feeling down or thinking of giving up
>lent me money when I bought a car so that I wouldn't pay high interest to a bank
I love you mommy. You are the best and I'll take care of you until your last breath.

Any other anons blessed with cool moms?