>So you think you can make me cum? >Well, show me what

this is an awful thread and you should feel bad for posting it

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>>34457910

Prematurely ejaculate

>>34457910
I sage in all fields originally

>>34457910
Scurry away because I'm scared of girls

>>34457910

I fuck her until I cum, and then I leave.

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>that photo of her with a Brad on the wall
Do you think Beta Brad is the one taking her photo? Or is it Chad?

>>34457910
Cum instantly because I've never seen a naked woman IRL, let alone one offering to fuck me

>>34457910
>perform oral sex cause it's actually easy to figure out.
>get throat cancer from the strangers chlamydia

>>34457910
damn she's fucking gorgeous
like shes so fucking pretty it just hurts me to look

>>34458147
this... it made me a little sad

>>34458278
sometimes looking at girls that pretty just doesnt make me feel a little sad that's just a slight pang of feeling then, it physically hurts in my torso.

>>34458476

I feel this famon. It's a bit like nostalgia you never had. The fact that it looks to be shot on film helps too.

I wonder if girls can feel this way about seeing an attractive guy.

>>34458278
>>34458476
>>34458625
i-i wrote a song for you guys a while back called pretty girls make me sad. Reading these comments just made me wanna pull out the old guitar and feel again.

>>34458476
Similiar here. Whenever I see an attractive girl, I get really sad, my body starts twitching, I tear up, get chills and goosebumps all across my body and get really angry.
Why.

>>34458625
>The fact that it looks to be shot on film helps too.
that's what it is! also the pic itself looks 15 years old, looks like it's in a dorm room, and the printed out pic on the wall is stuff i did when i was younger

>>34457910
Prematurely ejaculate, dance to Britney for a few minutes, then try again.

>>34457990
Chad is taking the photo, Brad is her unsuspecting boyfriend

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>>34457910

>>So you think you can make me cum?
>>Well, show me what you got!

>A new challenger appears.
>Eyes blinks white in my dark siluette.
>"I Will never yeld."
>Toss trenchcoat on the ground
>*Slow motion camera looks at the trenchcoat falling slowly in the air*
>"YAMETEEEEE"
>Sprint towards her, heads down at incredible speed.
>It was a fake charge
>Teleports behind her 1 meter before her.
>Rose petals appear where i was
>Unsheaths "sword"
>"I don't usually hit girls, you know"
>Call the ancient 7382 hits tecnique my sensei taught me
>Re appear infront of her.
>Turn around, carry coat onver the shoulder
>"3 seconds have passed."
>I've hit all the pressure points.
>My lady's now having the best horgasm of her life.

>"Too easy."

>>34458625
there is no way a girl can feel like this like when i see girls like this I HAVE to try and talk to them somehow
like it shouldnt be a big deal to talk to someone but its like something i have to do even though i cant fucking think of anything to say
like when i talk to girls they dont feel that way like your fighting every part of yourself to not move nearer and say something like im a dumb ugly impulsive animal, let alone in contrast to her, i dont know why they'd want to talk to me or not go away but i have to do it anyway. there is no fucking way a girl can feel like that

>>34459027
i have to do it or just have to pretend they dont even exist
shes probably fucking mean or something anyway

>>34458476
My mood suddenly plummets, my chest and throat gets tight then I have a full on, bloodclot, hyperventilating panic attack. I lose the feeling in my forearms and face, I pull the intercostal muscles in my ribs and back muscles and my scrotum tightens up......i have to breathe into a paper bag using stomach breathing to pull myself together.

You love you lose threads could literally cause my death

>>34457910
>unsheaths cock
>teleports inside you
>hehe nothin personnel, kid

Jizz and jet
Nut and bolt
Shoot and scoot
Ejaculate and evacuate
Blow my load and hit the road

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>>34458476
post pics that invoke this feeling

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> not for you......and you'll probably die alone

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>>34459223
Contributan


Originalcomment blox

>>34459196
fuggin keg

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>>34459223

her last name is literally stasey

>>34459143
i dont feel that way it makes me pace around pissed off thinking about it like when im short on a lot of money i need. like i can't sit still i could pace around until my feet blister and bleed and try not to clench my fists

>>34459223
why would i save photos like that? those girls dont exist and if they do theres something wrong with them so i wouldnt be interested anyway

>>34459353
like my entire freaking body tenses up and pacing around and clenching my fists is the only way to feel a bit better how the hell else are you suppose to think your way around this stuff?

>>34459353

I have because its the equivalent of saving a good painting or photograph. Not to spew cliches but I would consider the pic art

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>>34459223
>tfw no social reject gf

>>34459457
Really only consider that cliche due to the exploitative nature of acquiring and distribution of that type of content.

>>34457946
Girls really have life on easy mode, even their sex life is waiting for the guy to make them cum, fucking hell

>>34457910
lol bitch I have delayed ejaculation YOU make ME cum

>>34459588

Well I mean I would only blame the person who actually took the photo and released it on the internet. Any sharing after that is just the anonymous and fast nature of the internet doing its thing.

>>34457910
I'd probably tell her to put her clothes back on and leave.

I want sex to be an expression of love between a girl and I, I don't want it to just be a means to achieve physical pleasure.

I can't.
Sorry I wasted your time.

>>34457910
I can't be the only one that noticed the boyfriend pick to her right, can I?

>>34457910
Bring it on bitch! *proceed to jump on her naked

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>>34459847
I 100% understand what you mean anon. I feel the same way.

>>34457910
Have a crisis of conscience and decide whether I should lose my virginity now or wait till I get wizard powers. And fuck her standards she'll get what she gets.

>>34459741
>>34459741
even without the internet most of these girls are pretty young and impulsive, there is a very predatory mind set in the way guys treat females and try to trick them into being dependent on getting stuff directly from them that i don't think the internet has a lot to do with it aside from distribution most of the time
i really think a lot of it is brain washing/mind control where they hop the girl up on drugs and alcohol to fuck up her judgement and "woooo party time!!" it exploits their ignorance and is practically the same as selling heroine to a school kid as it's an addicted experience and they're probably not making much of an informed decision. porn is fucking ugly even when it doesn't look it

>>34458688
>just made me wanna pull out the old guitar and feel again.
That's as good a reason as any

>>34460041

Wouldn't you say that its quite natural for a young pretty girl to be hedonistic though? For a certain period they get to be the center of the world's attention so they might as well capitalize on that

>>34457910
>Na not now, get yourself off

>>34460300
>For a certain period they get to be the center of the world's attention so they might as well capitalize on that

Yes, by using their youth and attractiveness to find a good man who will look after her and their children for the rest of her life after her looks and fertility fade.

Young girls being hedonistic is not capitalising on the opportunity their attractiveness has provided them.

It's like being given a million dollars, blowing it all on coke and hookers, then having to live in borderline poverty for the rest of your life, instead of using it to make wise investments that will pay dividends for the rest of your life.

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>>34460445
This anon explains it very well.

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Why does this thread hit that feel so hard?

>>34460445

>find a good man...

Before they do that they'll have a few years of fun and "experimenting". I mean you kind of feel sorry for a girl that gets married to their highschool sweetheart at 18.

>>34460591
>Before they do that they'll have a few years of fun and "experimenting".

Which diminishes the likelihood of them finding that good man.
It's like saying you're only going to waste half of your million dollars, it's going to be harder to make investments that will pay out well for the rest of your life, and it's pretty hard to stop spending it once you hit the limit you set for yourself.

>I mean you kind of feel sorry for a girl that gets married to their highschool sweetheart at 18.

No I don't.
I think that is very nice, and I wish I could have had something like that.

>>34460536
I want that woman to be pregnant with my child.

>>34460702

A agree from a selfish male perspective but I disagree from a selfish female perspective.

Assuming you're a good looking man, would you not sleep around a bit in your youth?

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>>34460789
She looks underage. I can hear the van coming already.

>>34458924
That's not how the meme works you fucking faggot.

>>34460300
No I wouldn't say it's natural. We don't do things because it's natural. Society is ordered a specific way and it's disgusting how young girls get groomed to behave that way. If it's not from some abusive guy trying to use her as a cock sleeve it's from pop media like rap and hip hop. Should it be natural for a girl to shake her ass like twirking to some guy rapping about how he's a murderous pimp when she's under age? I don't think so.
>>34460445
who asked you numbnuts

>>34457910
By starting her engine.

>>34457910
Your pussy smells like Uh-Ohs like when you do a Uh-Oh in your diaper.

>>34461103

I don't think girls need to be groomed to enjoy taking a dick. And humans get naturally bored therefore girls will seek to sleep with multiple people

>>34460965
>Assuming you're a good looking man, would you not sleep around a bit in your youth?

I would like to say I wouldn't.

Knowing what I know now, I would not. I know the value of a good woman, and I know that there are fewer and fewer of them available every year you get older, so I'd be focusing on finding a good woman and marrying her early.

Though if the only influence I had was from our culture that encourages promiscuity, I probably would.
It wouldn't be a good idea, but I can see how people think it is.

>>34461186

Your sense of duty for what's good for society be strong enough to outweigh your dick in that case.

Not to be pendantic but a man can actually become more attractive with age as opposed to women.

>>34461010
She's 22 irl

>>34461180
So when you got bored when you were like 15 you went and shoved your friends cock up your ass?
Must be why you think they'll enjoy taking it, little experience yourself ayy

>>34461404
>Not to be pendantic but a man can actually become more attractive with age as opposed to women.

Not him, but at that point you can choose between the women your age, who are completely undesiderable from a relationship point of view, or younger women, which make the relationship unfullfilling the bigger the age gap is.

The milk/wine paragon is true but both sexes have the same time window to get married, after that it's late for both.

>>34461432
How do you know who she is?

>>34457910
Stick as many fingers as possible in both holes and wiggle them all as hard as I can. Also put my dick near her face and poke her with it ever so often.
Women love this.

>>34457910
I couldn't say where she's coming from but I just met a lady named Dinah moe Humm

>>34459628
Most men are terrible at sex though. I know because i put even a little effort into making a girl cum and they act like I am a god. I don't do anything special I think the bar is just incredibly low because most men are fucking useless in bed.

>>34458990
Underatted post keke

>>34461764

Isn't sex for a guy like 20% actual enjoyment and then 80% edging until your girl cums?

Whats the little effort you need then?

>>34461825
Give head first, touch her body all over, they love the feel of your hands on them, especially if you have callous, go through a few positions, pick her up and throw her around the bed when you change, trying keep a hand working the clit if the position allows.
Also take steps to build your resistance to stimulation and go at least 3 rounds with a break for water and snacks and maybe a cigarette in between.

>>34461918
This. Fucking me is a session. I don't even worry about if I cum or not. At this point it's more fun to watch a girl cum and smile from being thrown around, taken, and used. I have lost count of the orgasms I've given women while in bed with them.

Get up, get her some water, tell some jokes in between. It's an expiernce - not a race for a guy to nut. I figure so many girls have some one pump chumps in their life why bother. Give them something different.

>i just shit post friday night on r9k ironically
why don't you two faggots get a room and stop ruining good threads

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>>34461825
>>34461918
>>34462245
>tfw women are so pathetic they cant even have orgasms by themselves
>tfw society is so gynocentric that you as a man are supposed to STOP enjoying yourself so the other person can cum, and if you cum first you're admonished as a loser

>>34462318
Have fun masturbating to anime faggot.
Ywn have a qt lay her head on your chiselled chest and tell you how amazing you are once she can finally breathe properly again and stop shaking.

>>34462318
Yeah. I dont make the genetic rules, I just exploit them. You can certainly blast after 3 minutes but don't expect the grills to line up to see you again unless you're that pic related model. I'm pretty average and have some shitty characteristics.

>>34462376
>Ywn have a qt lay her head on your chiselled chest
You do realize you're on r9k right?
Get out normie, etc etc.

>>34462399
>You can certainly blast after 3 minutes but don't expect the grills to line up to see you again unless you're that pic related model.
So a female is expected to do NOTHING during sex except enjoy herself, and if the male performance isnt good enough, she'll discard the male.

Hey I dont disagree desu, I'm just pointing out how gynocentric it is.

>>34462399
for real this
what kind of faggot doesnt turn down girls to post on r9k
omjg you guys are the biggest beta fags around it's like you've been feminized and stuff full of dick. im just here because of valid excuse for now im totally a robot at heart but i do all this chad stuff because boohoo i need acceptance

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>>34462399
>"I'm pretty average"
>has sex
t. Chad.

>YEAH GUYS I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS HAVE IT SO HARD, JUST GET OUT THERE, EVERY CHICK IS BEGGING FOR DICK DUDE, I DONT COMPREHEND HOW IT'S NOT EASY FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN ME TO GET ROASTIE PUSSY IDK MAN

>>34462535
Go to gym for 2 hours 6 days a week, eat well and once you look like a person rather than a blob, start talking to strangers. Accept that they may not like you, and you might need to try several times before someone likes you. Once you start getting invites to things, have a few drinks and talk to as many people as you can.
Pretend you're new in town and don't know anyone yet if you don't have a normie looking friend to take, being alone is weird and you do need an excuse for it.

>>34462481
Yeah, never heard the word gynocentric but that makes sense. Males and females are drastically unequal in many areas of life - sex is one of them too. So it goes.

>>34462318
that's so fucking untrue
her body is inachievable without excessive exercise and dieting

>autists will believe this pic is reality

>>34462751
THis is good advice. Accepting that people may not like you - but still accepting yourself - removes a large power struggle. You can find self worth in yourself regardless of what other people think, do, etc. (If you cant that is a huge issue and your're going to suffer greatly).

Luckily I am pretty good at self deprecating humor and self-acceptance. It's a skill you can learn. It really loosens people up when they see that not only am I not going to judge them, I am likely going to fuck more up than they will. And still laugh. Compare that to some uptight stick in the mud or judgy mkjudgerson.

>>34461010
>I can birth spawn so you can't criticize me
I hate this shit so much. There are 7 billion people. It's no special or unique anymore.

>>34462897
>if it works for me it has to work for you too, im totally not selfish enough to have a lack of empathy or understanding that other people might be in a different situation than myself
great post i'd give you gold and an upvote, you should go back

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>>34462751
That's good advice, except for the multitude of robots who have become /fit/ but are still in the same boat.

>normie looking friend
>normie
>friend
Precisely why you shouldnt be on this board.

Jizz in my pants because a girl talked to me.

>>34458003
Mr Douglas? Loved you in The Star Chamber

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>>34457910
get my nut off and as im walking and she says "b-but I didnt cum!"

MFW

>>34463631
:( I have complete empathy, just trying to offer a different point of view to help someone who is stuck like I have been.

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>>34463800
>how to get arrested on false rape charges: the post

>>34457910
I give her the ol' lickaroo

>>34463942
yeah the reasonable im just a helpful normie response plz upvote, you know the way back 2 reddit don't get lost now