My co-worker keeps hitting on me. We are both guys and he's

Go to hr for sexual harassment.

>>34457149

two words. American Psycho.

Do it, Patrick. Do it.

>>34457163
reporting a homo for sexual harassment is like reporting a woman for it in the current year

you will legit get laughed at

>>34457209
Real equality in action, huh?

pee on him

>>34457172
Not only if I killed him would I get charged for murder I would be seen as a homo hater

>>34457163
This is the best answer.

Don't let him do this to you.

>>34457275
Some are more equal than others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I62_Kf9615k

tell super visor they most likely won't do anything.

>>34457163
>>34457380
I can't do that because we don't have one. Another thing is that he keeps brushing up on me and touching my ass. I really don't know what to do because he just won't stop and I'm getting so uncomfortable.

>>34457685
Sounds like violence is the answer at this point.

>>34457734
Are you the same anon who suggested to go Patrick Bateman on him

>>34457567
Excellent post brother

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>>34457149
Just call him a fucking faggot, he'll get his feelings hurt and stop

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Just let him fuck your ass and be over with it.
The upside is that he will stop annoying you.
The downside is that your ass got fucked.

Choose wisely

>>34457149
>super
>super
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0rLfkvl8BI

>>34457815
If I do this I'm going to get sued for homophobia and have trouble getting a job with that on my record. I'm just gonna switch jobs.

How big of a pussy can you be to be bothered by something like that. Jesus christ.

>>34458054
t. faggot

If you're a straight person being sexually harassed by a fag it's pretty uncomfortable

Of course you wouldn't mind men groping you

>>34457149
tell him to stop or you'll be forced to go to HR, or just go straight to HR

>>34458017
>If I do this I'm going to get sued for homophobia and have trouble getting a job with that on my record

You just have a warped view of reality because of 4chink

>>34458094
Not a faggot, just not an insecure fuck who gets bothered by people wanting to suck his cock.

>>34458114
You guys sound like fucking women.

>leik omg go to HR and report that sicko!!

Kill yourselves if you can take the banter lmao

>>34458160
sounds like you've only worked in jobs that pay by the hour.

in a professional setting, like where I work, something like this would put your career at risk, so you need to strike hard and fast an eliminate the problem before it becomes an obstacle.

>>34457149
on 2nd thought OP, just report him. if you warn him he might go to HR first and fuck you over.

>>34458160
Getting groped is banter now? Where are you from, Sweden?

>>34457896
Those sound like two upsides to me loser

>>34458255
>Getting groped is banter now?

So you've never played a sport in your life have you? That explains the sounding like women part I suppose.

Eat his ass WITHOUT buying him dinner first.

He'd be COMPLETELY insulted.

>>34457149
File for sexual harassment. It doesn't just aid the leftist narrative of straight white males harassing everyone.

I actually got a dumb boomer written up for calling me a lazy millennial. My state has laws protecting against age discrimination, they thought it was going to protect old people from being discriminated against but it applies to us too.

>>34458301
This isn't a fucking locker room. This is a professional environment

If I touched a woman's ass at work I'd be fired in about 30 minutes

>BOOHOO LIKE OMG PEOPLE THINK I'M PRETTY IT'S SO ANNOYING STOP HITTING ON ME SILLY BOYS //////
You are a roast in male form. Remove yourself from this place and never return.

>>34457149
Give him a blowjob. He will be the fool thinking he's getting a gay blowjob but its from a straight dude lol. Stupid faggots.

No one's suggested it but how about actually fucking him. Seriously is it gay to get head? Or to go deep in that ass? People talk about fucking porkers all the time but how is that better?

>>34458410
Because I don't like a dude trying to fuck my ass while I'm trying to get shit done? Got it chief.

beat his ass. faggots love to be hit like their daddy did

>>34458493
>implying you would even have a problem with this if it was Chad

>>34458458
>No one's suggested it but how about actually fucking him
>>34458453
>>34458326
>>34457896

>>34458458
>how about actually fucking him

He's 5'6, 250lbs at least

>>34458545
And now I've been vindicated. >>34458535

>>34458453
plot twist, give him a bad blow job to turn him straight. for the lord.

If theres no HR then file a report with the police that you are being molested and fear that he is going to full-on rape you

>>34458535
No anon I'm not a fucking faggot. I wouldn't fuck a dude.