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>piss bottles full again
>out of diet coke
>empty piss bottle into windshield washer tank
>drive around town
>Normie to tailgates me
>oh no, my windshield is very dirty :(
>*spray*
>it's still not clean
>*spray spray*
>repeat until all bottles empty
>return bottles
>buy new diet coke
>drive home to celebrate my successful day
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Who is this supposed to be hurting? You?
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>>34456261
>normie is behind you
>you spray your windshield, which is on the front of you with piss
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my current piss jug.
feels good.
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>>34456421
>not a plastic bottle with a screw cap
lrn2pissbottle
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OP this story could have been golden if you drove a 2008 VW Rabbit MKV
>own above mentioned car, a hatchback
>has one of those read-windshield-wipers
>AND a "read windshield fluid" squirter thing; basically the windshield wiper fluid can squirt up onto the back windshield to clean it as well
>BUT
>the secret trick that normies hate
>if I/you take off the nozzle that makes the windshield wiper fluid squirt UP onto the rear window, the fluid squirts OUT onto the car behind you
>used to do this trick in HS because drivers around here will tailgate the fuck out of you
>stopped doing it because nigs started moving in to my county and they have hecka road rage problems
tl;dr: if you drive a hatchback where you have a rear windshield wiper nozzle, you might be able to squirt piss out at normiemobiles
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>>34456261oregano cilantro poo poo
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>3 lane road, peed limit is 80 km/h
>just cruisin' in the leftmost lane, at around 100-110 km/h
>some angry shitbag in a Kia SUV comes and starts tailgating me
>start going slower, around 80-90km/h now
>Kia driver is furious, he tries to overtake me on the center lane that recently cleaned up
>I start accelerating, going 120km/h now
>Kia switches lanes behind me
>start decelerating
>he can't overtake me by the right anymore
>repeat 3x
>he finally overtakes me by the right
>as he passes I squirt him with my windshield fluid
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