>be me, 27 >mummies special boy >dreaming of enjoying

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>be me, 27
>mummies special boy
>dreaming of enjoying my tasty tendie treats when suddeny
ANON WAKE UP, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
>stupid bitch mummy wants me to go to normie school
>reeeeeeee and cuss her out
>she drags me out of my room, I clutch hold of my computer desk and hold on for dear life
>bitch somehow pulls me out of my room
>all while I'm screeching and reeeeeeing
Anon, you dropped out of school and now you need to finish it so you can move out and new daddy can live with me. Now go.
>don't even get a big enough breakfast and mummy made me shower and dress up in normie clothes, jeans and a tee shirt
>arrive at the school building
>apparently these two big teachers have to follow me around but what ever
>so many normies everywhere start crying for mummy and I peepee all over my jeans in the middle of class
>everyone runs out of room
>I'm rolling around in peepee when suddenly
Tendies
>I smell tendies!
>I dash out of this room and dart down the halls while in my underwear
>screaming "TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES"
>see some normies standing in lunch line
>they're stealing all the tendies!
>tackle some slut and take her tendies, go to lunch line and grab handfuls of tendies
>girl is on floor crying
>YOU DARE TOUCH MY TENDIES? NOW MY POO POO YOU WILL ENJOY!
>Shit all over dumb bitch cunts head
>wranglers finally caught up and try to catch me
>good luck, all this running has caused me to sweat
>can't catch me I'm so greasy
>run around stuffing these tendies into my mouth
>when I'm all done hear sirens
>fuckers called police
>proceed to vomit
>REEEE! MY NUTRIENTS HAVE ESCAPED MY BODY!
>stuffing delicous tendie goo into my mouth when I'm tazed by a pig cop
>wake up in hospital with mommy crying beside me
>and thats why I'm never allowed back in school

How's your day going, anon?