It is my birthday today. I'm turning 24. I forgot to get

>>34454095
you're sad about it only because you want to be sad about it

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lol loser


original comment u loser

>>34454116
go out meet new people
go to a music festival
go to a night club

>>34454095

Happy birthday anon. I'll be 24 too in a few weeks. How's life going for you?

>>34454161
My life is, well, Neet life pretty much. I keep contact with my brother and 2 childhood friends but i spend majority of my time indoors.

>>34454116
I'll get a cake tomorrow i guess.

>>34454131
A finnish male is a loser by default, so no harm done there.

Happy bday man
I suggest gettin drunk


t. Soon to turn 23 NEET

>>34454396
Yes, im having beer as we speak. Watching Home Alone on tv right now. Shits funny.

How's your day?

>>34454095
Happy birthday matey! What beer you drinkin?

>>34454425
Rather shitty
Aside from everyday suffering i got flu
Its not bad, but i have seen it too many times already

>>34454486
I'm a Finn, so im having this beer called "Karjala". It is alright for the price.

There isn't too much variation on the smaller shops beer-wise, and the imported beers are pretty costly. But we finns never really drink beer for the taste right? :^)

>>34454498
Im sorry friend. I hope you get well soon.
Your birthday coming up anytime soon?

>>34454095
happy bday anon !!!

>tfw no femanon to post bday tits

>>34454540
So basically all beer is perkelebeer? ;D
Come over to Sweden and have some cheapo beer!

>>34454544
Thank youm Shit, I never had the idea to ask for femtits, does that shit even happen?

I mean i dont have a social life involving women, let alone tinder or txt messaging. That messaging world is alien to me.

>>34454540
Its flu season no big deal.
Its not like i leave house on daily basis anyway.
I got mine in may.

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>>34454095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09zGxC6fmvs

>>34454574
Hejsan min van. I've never been to Sweden but i'd love to someday. Possibly Stockholm.

I know the girls are pretty over there, but how do they take interest on finnish men over there? Is a javla finska kille interesting?

And how's the beer over there? Ours is Perkelebeer-tier.

...and is the kebab problem as horrible as media tells me?

>>34454670
I wish you a happy birthday and a happy 2017 in advance.

>>34454676
This message brought a smile on my face, thank you.

I wish you all the best.

>>34454692
Hej pa dig med min van!
You totally should, though during summer because Sthlm during winter is depression 101.
Hm... depends but the Swedish chicks are very mixed in opinions (i.e some like scandis and some mixed).
Well at Hirschenkeller in Sthlm you can get 1L for 79kr and it tastes like staropranen (pretty tasty).
Haha damn, I would want to try some finnish vodka tho

>>34454737
Thanks man
Hope this year treats you good as well.

>>34454796
Awesome that's what I was hoping for, same to you, friend.

>>34454808
Haha. Finland is no different on the winter-depression scale. The darkness blows.

I can't remember the conversion rate from kronor to euro but i believe the alcohol is cheaper over there - finland has heavy alcohol taxes, maybe because our culture consist of drinking and drunken people.

Finnish vodka (finlandia, koskenkorva)... i rarely drink them because it causes me horrible stomach cramps, but it goes well with coca cola or juice.

Consider trying Salmari (or salmiakki-koskenkorva) if you ever have the chance.

The kebab question still stands :^)

>>34455051
Haha damn yeah I can imagine, met finnish soldiers and they said the same!
Its like... 6 euro or something!
Hm I will give those a try, been looking for a different vodka to try (hint im russian).
Haha shit totally forgot, well its bad in certain parts, for example: Danderyd is as white as cocaine whilst Rinkeby is a different country.

I don't remember how any of my birthdays passed except for one when I was a little kid where I vaguely remember two friends coming over.

The rest have been buying a cake that gets slowly eaten over a few days or spending more money on myself than I usually do. I forget about the date most times, except when I have to put it down on paperwork, since that's all I really do with it.

>>34454676
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09zGxC6fmvs
B A S E D ANON

>>34455004
Im struggling with self esteem issues. Mainly in getting a job. I feel im not good enough to be paid for my time. I worked in summer as a construction site cleaner but i got the boot in 1 1/2 months. I got the position through a person i know.

I shouldn't let that hold me down but i dont have much of a work experience.

As of late i've added a lot of vegetables in my diet, and veggies can be enjoyable.

Im not fat but i need to start walking outside consistently. It should help me clear my thoughts.

The first step is always the hardest.

>>34454676
>he has a chad but non-asshole voice

>>34454095
happy birthday pal, ill drink to you

>>34455127
Russian? Cool. Stolishnaya is a russian vodka if im not mistaken? Im not a vodka person.

I had this kid, russian, my friend when i was a kid. Our ways have separated since we grew older. He loved war games and ww2 movies. Also taught me some easy russian words. He went to lebanon to work as a peacekeeper (dunno if thats the word im looking for). Cool guy.

I just asked the kebab situation out of curiosity. Its not like im going to travel to sweden alone. I dont have a passport and i cant imagine traveling alone :^)

OP you glorious golden faggot.

No one should spend their birthday alone. What the fucks going on my man? You're at least drinking the pain away right?

If you have discord or some shit i'd be down to do a voice call. Talking with people from here is the closest thing to having friends in my life.

>>34454095
Happy birthday anon! have an original birthday

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>>34455223
I wish you luck man
If you did it once you can do it again
yeah veggies are not that bad I like them too
>The first step is always the hardest.
that's true, you need to break the barrier to move on

i got diagnosed with sluggish cognitive tempo
i can't function in society
I'll probably end up necking myself one day, but not just yet

I am feeling kinda shitty so I'll head to bad now

Once again happy birthday man, remember you are not alone you got us

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>>34454095
Happy birthday anon!! One year closer to death, right? I wish I could give you some cake. Ill bake a cake and pretend you're here to eat it with me..

>>34455437
>>34455424
>>34455294
Thank you, I raise my toast.

I have a very limited social circle. Most of my good friends have moved out town. But quality over quantity am i right?

I'd love a voice chat but my english pronunciation blows harder than my pornfu. Blame vidya for my education :v)

>>34455566
hey its all good mate. may be interesting hearing a different accent, shit maybe i could even help you out.

if you'd like hows discord? Admittedly I haven't read the entire thread. What's your native tongue?

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>>34454095
Happy birthday my dude

Original birthdays

Happy birthday anon, may there be plenty of sluts on your horizon

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Happy birthday, anon. Here's a wallpaper

Some of my best birthdays have been spent on imageboards. I hope you make the best of this and find a stream to hang out in or something

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>>34455566
Forgot pic because fuck me .

>>34455478
I haven't thought about death. I don't feel offing myself, It will come one day.
Right now i want some cake.

>>34455468
Your diagnosis sounds bad in my ears (maybe i cant comprehend it correctly from english to finnish.) Try to see the best in all things. Im bad at it but i try day by day.

Thanks for the talk and have a good night.

>>34455597
Im from Finland. I understand written and spoken english fluently. Speaking causes me problems at times.

I have discord but i only used it once. Not too good at it.

>>34455632
>>34455638
Thanks, sluts are fun i guess.

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>>34455751
And once more fuck my ass with a rake.
Heres my beverage.

>>34455566
who's your pornfu btw?

>>34455751
my discords Kyler#0113 if you wanna try it out mate.

i can fuck about with a different program perhaps if you have a preference.

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I want to do something for OP but don't have much.

Do you like /x/ related things, OP? I have a big archive of /x/ stories pictures and some videos on my MEGA if you want.

>>34455798
Lexi Belle, honorable mentions:

Riley Reid
Asa Akira
Siri
Gianna Michaels
Samantha Rone and Dakota Skye.

Shit. My taste varies. My first was Jenna Haze in 2007

>>34455880
patrician taste my dude especially with belle, reid, and haze

>>34455409
It is! Haha well I need to keep up the russian stereotype.

Oh cool! A bit funny considering that I am in the armed forces as well!
Haha well if you visit Sthlm you should hit me up!

>>34455870
/x/ related as in spooky shit? I enjoy some good greentexts (sorry, phoneposting, what MEGA stands for?)

My guilty pleasure is beta greentext stories.

>>34455861
Im bad at discord but i'll check it out.

>>34455949
>My guilty pleasure is beta greentext stories

this

someone should share one

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>>34454095
CONGRATS ANON WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO UNTIL YOU TURN 25 TO MAKE YOURSELF A BETTER PERSON

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>>34455949
Yes it's mostly greentext. There are some really good stories in here.

https://mega.nz/#!QYFzHS4I!XwJXY__5alO5r4tYjHOeOVf9Rb0xEU4hIT9Etv7szcI

Now, you're going to need 7zip to open it because it was the only program that would compress these files because like half of them use special characters in the file names.

>>34455908
Considering were anonymous thatll never happen but you never know right? Russians ive talked to in person are cool, maybe cyka blyat myth exists only on the Internet.

>>34456106
I haven't had a computer in months. Need to replace my hard drive (pc from 2008 so maybe purchase a new one tbqh). I'll try to download the package on my phone.

>>34456088
Change doesn't happen overnight. I'd like to start gym to improve myself. I also need to not be a betacuck in approaching girls (i rarely ever do).

>>34456193
If you can get 7z file to unpack on your phone then you're golden

>>34456121
Well if you want to there is kik for that!
And yes you never know.
Haha yeah, most online russians are literal trash, especially on CS

>>34456236
Shit familio. Kik, snapchat whatever, that stuff is not for me. I only used discord once to have voice chat with a friend when i played with him.

Sorry to be such a buzzkill

>>34456193
>I also need to not be a betacuck in approaching girls

https://www.docdroid.net/19VI4iX/models-mark-manson.pdf.html


hope this helps

>>34456283
Haha fair enough and its all good senpai!

>>34456295
I'll read it but most experience comes from trial and error, not saying that to push you away but thank you.

>>34456300
Damn youre like the russian Good Guy Greg :^)

>>34456530
Being nice is easier than bad :)
You seem like a cool finnish guy!

>>34456590
Well, treat others like you want yourself to be treated. Karma and that.

Finland has so much negativity.

Happy birthday, anon! Anything you want to talk about?

>>34456640
Words to live by!
Hm why is that tho?

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>>34454095
Happy Birthday anon.
Original original.

>>34456743
Finnish population are shy and introverted. You cant get to know someone without getting into his/her social circle - not very often

>>34456667
Well. Im down to talk about anything.

>>34454095
happy birthday anon! ur one step closer to becoming a wizard!

>>34454095
Happy birthday anon

We love you lots

>>34454676
you sound so optimistic anon. how do you get your voice to sound like that? tips and tricks please?
t. monotone anon

>>34456955
Thank you

>>34456875
Day by day, my powers are growing stronger.

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>>34454095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06LmsrViiLR
Have a good birthday, Anon!

>>34457056
>qt with a qt voice
h-hello

>>34457056
Thanks for your message friend, as a not native eng speaking faggot i had to listen over your message multiple times (a bit too fast for my ears). Not that i undermine your effort.

Thank you though. I wish all the best to you.

>>34454136
go away you fucking normie kys

i am eating a poptart in your honer

>>34457390
How are poptarts like? Dont have any where i live.

KFC is a dream to me as well.

>>34456820
Hm yeah I have noticed, though when warmed up then very fun!

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Happy birthday, anon!

I hope you will find happiness someday.

>>34457547
Yes, finnish people make loyal friends.

>>34457593
Depends what labels happiness.
I hope to find it someday.

>>34457509
They're pretty alright, depending on the flavor. The crust part is rather bland but the iced part and filling are sweet and nice, especially if you put it in the toaster.

>>34454095
Happy birthday! Hope you get yourself something special and are kind to yourself!

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>>34454095
Happy birthday, I wish you to have lots of fun and be happy

Have a rare pepe

Happy birthday anon! I hope you have a great day/night wherever you are. I'm having a drink on you, cheers!
What are wishing for?