>talking with girl at bar >she turns to the bartender >"I'll

leave because when i snuck into the femmie toilet i saw that poster about the angel shot

>>34453965
>Why did you start talking to me if you if you're so bothered by my presence?

This is assuming she was talking to me for some time before saying that. Cause there is no way in fuck that I am cold approaching anyone anywhere.

>>34453965
We have this thread everyday, fuck off nigger bitch pussyboi choader

Order one for myself as well

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>>34453965
>cover fingers in hot sauce
>quickly stick sauce cover hand down the front of her pants
>finger her and rub her labia with the hot sauce
>sprint out of the bar

>"Bartender, scratch that."
>she looks at me surprised, awed at what I said
>"Get this hottie an apple juice on the rocks"
>"Yes sir, right away."
>she smiles and moves in closer to me
>"You're pretty cute...what's your name, hon?"
>wave my hand dismissively at his face and walk away
>"Sorry, I don't talk to sluts. Deuces."

>>34453965
>casually check my watch
>say shit under my breath
>tell the girl I have to be somewhere
>leave

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Angels are shit. Order a cute demon instead.

This is stupid. I drink at home by myself and I also never talk to girls

>>34453965
Ill have a devil shot with cum

>>34454047
What did it say?
Origwminami

>>34454666
http://www.delish.com/food-news/a50929/ordering-an-angel-shot-could-save-your-life/
>run nigga run

>>34454721
>be NEET male
>flirting with girl at the bar
>things are going well, she's laughing and flipping her hair
>turn to the bartender
>"two angel shots with lime, please"
>leave for the bathroom

What happens next, anons?

>>34454285
underrated orininhgfdse

>talking with a girl at a bar


HAhaha, thats very funny, OP.

Scream "you've activated my trap card!" while whipping my dick out and pissing all over her while helicoptering

>>34454047
underrated response

>>34454759
Wait so did I order it or did she

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>>34453965
Is this another fucking threads thats going to be spammed daily to infinity

>>34454759
Order your own drinks? Who cares about some roast ans what she tries to accuse you of. If the bartender cant see that you haven't done anything bad why should he do anything because the roast doesnt like you. Who goes to bars to pick up people anyways? Silly normies