>be me
>have wierd ass son
>makes youtube or something can't remember
>he comes ome from school one day
>i swear this kid is gay or something
>but anyway
>he comes home from school one day
>he goes straight to his room
>faster than i've ever seen him in my life
>concern.png
>slowly walk up to his room
>his door isn't closed all the way
>peak in
>this nigga is actually eating batteries
>my son
>came home
>from school
>and then
>he ate
>duracell batteries
>what should i do, /r9k/?
who the fuck eats a duracell
>not energizer
is he dead yet?
i guess gay people eat duracells
>>34450605
you didn't know that?
Some retard kid in my town did that and had to go to the hospital kek
Hope your kid likes stomach cancer if he survives
>>34450533
Your fake son would be dead
>>34450667
you were so close, but gay IS real
They taste kind of nice, not sure what the problem is here
r9k is fucking gay, i can't post any of my favorite memes because they're all unoriginal
>>34450533
nice real(fake) story how is your son doing?