>Be me, scientist
>Studying genetics & DNA
>working with group of 12 colleagues
>Studying the science behind "Resurrection" of dead animals via teeth and other genetic carrying of body parts
>More specifically if memories can be carried through these things
>No test subjects or genetic specimen that fit our criteria for our current experiments
>my dog died (Only person who lost pet recently)
>11/25/16
>Had an extremely large tumour that was growing at an abnormal rate
>The tumour was so large it had absorbed nutrients from body to the point where the tumour took up the area where the chest had been
>Before I put him to sleep, he had some teeth out
>Decided at the time (About a month before he was put to rest) to keep them for some sentimental value
>kept them in my safe/strongbox
>The area where me & my colleagues live borders a pretty shit place
>Ghetto, drugs, crime ETC
>Debate to myself that if the experiment meets the hypothesis (That being that it will retain memories)
>Will I keep it?
>Will it have the same personality & and traits?
>If not what will it have?
>This goes on for about 10 days
>One evening, a colleague of mine gives me a good reason to bring in the teeth
>"Anon, If this is successful, you will have your puppy back"
>Not exact wording but best I can remember
>That night (Tonight) Come home
>Nothing seems out of place
>Go in bedroom
>Notices broken window on fire-escape
>SHITMYVALUEABLES.RAR
>Open closet
>Sift through clothes only to confirm what I had dreaded
>Safe open, emergency cash gone, Granddad's war medals gone
>Move some shit the robber didn't take
>Little smaller box where I keep the teeth, open but with no teeth
>Junkee fucker took teeth. FUCKING TEETH from a safe
>Reality hits me when I finish laughing about how he took teeth
>Start to tear up
>Realise I Won't get to see if it works let alone my dog
>call police and other shit you do when you're robbed
>After Trudge to PC turn it on and wright this
goodnight /b/
>pic related dog
>>34449372
He was a cute dog anon.RIP cute dog.
>>34449411
thank you anon, I'm having a hard time coping with whats happening
>>34449451
>>34449411
My dubs says he's with kek and enjoying dog heaven.So be happy.
>>34449372
I call bs.
Literally what would lead you to believe memories could be engrained in genetic information, and more specifically, passed on through teeth? I would be chastised for saying something so asinine in graduate school. You must have found something in order to come out with such a hypothesis in the first place, yes?
>>34449480
He is in hell looking at a dog anally knot his family one by one while burning over a spit
this scenario is retarded
>>34449493
His knowledge of DNA and genetics is from TV, not school.
>dog teeth memories
not having a special secret vault for your secret dog teeth memory banks
this is the equivalent of a naked woman going to a bar and yelling RAPE ME bro, u were asking for this.