>dad comes home drunk and starts berating me >tell him

Why? Sounds like you were just promoted to man of the house

>>34443435
Steal his money and move out. Fuck him.

>>34443473
I would if he had any money. Then again I can't complain since I'm leeching off of him.

now you can beat his crippled ass and he can't do shit

it is a glorious day anon

just fight with him. he won't even kill you probably because you're family member so it's safe. let him get off some steam and you get some excitement in your life. t. family fighter pro

Steal a syringe, load it up with morphine and overdose him

>>34444224
Haha terrible idea.. I mean its a good one but actually getting the needle in will be difficult and you try to do shit like that and he catches you trying to sneakily murder him idk man without beating him unconscious.. good luck and then not using any other medications that could arouse suspicion to put him out

Timing OP timing is crucial on that thought

>>34444409
Well, you could always stab him with the morphine needle instead, just go hell-for-leather

>>34443435
it sounds like your dad needs to stop drinking for a wee bit

>>34443435
you need to be over atleast 15 to post

cmon op grow up and get bigger and start using your young strength as a threat