if you post in this thread, I will respond to you! i'm bored

if you respond to this post, you're mother will die in her sleep tonight

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are fucking trash.

>>34442512
jokes on you! my mom is already dead!
>>34442528
Trash equals garbage, and Garbage had a few good songs. Do you have any good songs, anon?

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>>34442542

>trash

You're trash. You're so trashy that you're one of a kind.

You're trashique.

>>34442542
what's your favorite album from Garbage?

>>34442586
Wow! Thanks! Thanks!
>i caused a new word to be invented
>>34442600
I don't listen to a lot of Garbage, so just a few of their singles are good that I know of. But nice dubs!

What would it take for you to give a horse a blowjob?

>>34442673
A really, really, large sum of money.
Or a trade for a Noble M600.

>>34442707
We can get together in my pick-up truck and drive out to the middle of nowhere so I can fuck your boipussy.

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>>34442472
Do u Have weed?

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>>34442761
I suppose. But are you qt?
>>34442789
I do not. I have never got high in my life, and I don't plan on it.

>>34442807
Nah but I wanna fuck you. I bet you'd be real squirmy.

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>>34442835
I would probably be squirmy, this is very true.

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>>34442807
Is she attractive OP?

>>34442882
Eh. I don't particularly enjoy that art style.

>>34442858
Do you do rimjobs? Have you ever been to a gloryhole?

>>34442904
Why is your name Boomerang, are you australian or something?

>>34442904
What art style?

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>>34442915
Whoa! Crazy lewd! I don't know yet, and no.
>>34442916
Uhh, I posted a mildly lewd image in the first thread I tripfagged in since I'm a degenerate femboy, and I have a boomerang hanging on the wall. So I just claimed it as my name. Plus I'm kinda an Aussiephile.
>>34442923
The one in the pic!

Is your name boomerang because you always come back to post another thread?

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>>34442472
I want for some odd reason want to make you my toy and cum in your mouth, why do you think that is?

Did you read that doujin where Tomoko is an islander with a huge dick that fucks a boy with a giant anus with Konata?

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>>34442472
Do you have a PS4 or Xbox One or Windows U?

>>34443008
Post that lewd image.
And does that boomerang work?

>>34443008
Post some lewd femboy images of yourself

please

what's your favorite vidya game

Ausfag here - any questions you need answers to?

Should I watch Watamote? are you cute?

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kore ga... za warudo da... kidd..

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>>34443026
It's a part of it, I suppose.
>>34443028
Because I am a male with a feminine personality and a large degree of femininity in my physical features as well. You may be a homosexual and attracted to my male characterstics, or a straight man attracted to my feminine characterstics, or somewhere in between. Assuming you are male, you are likely attracted by the taboo of having intercourse with another male, feminine as he may be, and the idea that you could "be yourself" around me rather than having to put on a show as you might among female.
>>34443049
Nope!
>>34443074
Xbox! I play racing games!
>>34443080
Well, the boomerang is cropped out. I can't, jannies will kill the thread again. I'm sure someone else has it, though. That and the one with the heavy filter.
>>34443100
Destiny, just because I used to be really, really good!
>>34443081
See above!
>>34443151
Are utes really fast?
>>34443183
Yes. And I think so.

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>>34443195
You should totally read it, she has a huge dick that gets bigger.

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I've got 10 months left in the Navy.

Can I make it through the grinder?

>>34443256
Holy... what?
>>34443268
Of course! I believe in you!

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>>34443289
I hope so, my particular job is high stress and lots of hours.

>>34443195
>Because I am a male with a feminine personality and a large degree of femininity in my physical features as well. You may be a homosexual and attracted to my male characterstics, or a straight man attracted to my feminine characterstics, or somewhere in between. Assuming you are male, you are likely attracted by the taboo of having intercourse with another male, feminine as he may be, and the idea that you could "be yourself" around me rather than having to put on a show as you might among female.

You really put it into perspective, be my smart qt gf(male).

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>>34443289
I'm just posting the text pages, don't want to weird out any passerby.

I'm a borderline alcoholic who's in love with a girl that lives in another state.

>>34443300
I believe in you! I really think you can do it, big meme. What do you do?
>>34443325
I dunno, I barely know you yet! Let's get to know each other better!
>>34443352
Go ahead!

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>>34442472
Do you drink beer?

>>34443375
Tell me about yourself bab

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>mfw literally autistic anxious mental fuck up
>get scared and stressed over anything, got a letter saying my health insurance medicaid is canceled because papers late
>mfw can't hold job and no insurance to go back to go doctor doctor and ask for disability
>literally cucked

I'm 20 a college dropout an obese virgin autist and not the genius kind

OP why did God make me this way?

>>34443375
https://exhentai.org/g/1008902/f86d14a973/
Read it yourself.

>>34443373
Oh no! Have you ever met in person?
>>34443380
Nah. I should, but I don't. Supposedly it's a good part of a femboy/trappy diet.
>>34443405
Okay! Umm, I really like making robots happy. My homeboard is /o/, but I only tripfag on /r9k/. I love cars. I'm 18, about to finish high school, and I love eating ramen noodles and playing racing games. I wanna cosplay as /o/-tan!
>>34443436
I'm not sure. Perhaps some people were made to play life with minimal interference from others.
>>34443467
Uhh... I dunno...

Hey OP!
Are you an anal virgin?
Have you had a man's dick in your butt?

>>34443484
You've already made me happy, in more ways then one, I'm also 18, I'd love to see you in your cosplay *wink*

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>>34443516
U-um... yes I am... and no, not yet...
>>34443551
Aww, awesome! I wish I could, but I don't have a racing suit or helmet or anything /o/-tanny to wear.

>>34443484
what kinda car you drive? I love wrenching and spend a little time on /o/

>>34443609
Too bad! I only like sluts!
>>34443620
I bet he drives a minivan!

>>34443620
I ride the bus because I don't have the money for a car
But the parents have a CR-V I drive sometimes.
>>34443630
Aww, sorry to disappoint you, anon. I am pure!

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>>34443609
Go for a tight leather suit, seeing you in it would be a god send. You'd probably be the best trap on all of /r9k/.

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>>34443707
This, it would be greatly appreciated.

>>34442472
Do you like Internet memes?

>>34443792
Congratulations on the purchase of your boat!
Pigfat as it is, how fast are your quarter mile times? Have you taken it to a dragstrip? Is it really as hard to corner with as /o/ claims?
>>34443802
Some of them!
>>34443707
>>34443763
Mmm, I wish I had one.
>no bf to buy me things to wear

>>34443843
I'd gladly be your bf, and I'd buy you one, just the thought of you in one makes me diamonds..

>>34443843
Do you drink your own piss?

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>>34442472
Did Chris benoit kill his wife and son and himself?

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>>34443843
What is your opinion of this rifle?
I only ask since it's in your trip code.

>>34443884
U-uh... I dunno, anon...
>>34443946
Nope!
>>34443954
Yup!
>>34443965
Sad it didn't get built desu. So aesthetic.

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>>34443984
I like it's shape, it's very nice.

>>34444028
that's an adorable drawing
and yes, it has a fantastic shape!

>>34444028
It almost looks like a Boomerang

>>34444045
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, Boomerang.
Would you put your boomerang in your ass?

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>>34444045
I wish there were more drawings of Tomoko with weapons.
That's one of the main reasons I was initially drawn to her, literally me in middle school.

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>>34442472
What sport(s) do you like?

I'm lonely and feeling like shit. Pls talk to me. Or just acknowledge me at least. Everyone else doesn't.

>>34444105
I'm sure he'll do it as well, but here's a (You) anon

What's got you feeling down?

>>34444058
No, but I've thought about it before and I'm afraid of splinters
>>34444048
It does!
>>34444085
Was there anyone in the 8th grade with more knowledge of anti-materiel rifles than you?
>>34444100
I like to play ping pong, but I don't follow pro ping pong. I watch baseball on TV, and I was a Cubs fan before it was cool
>>34444105
Okay. I'm really sorry, anon. I want to make you warm chicken alfredo with the creamy sauce and the tender meat, and spoonfeed you in bed. Would that help?
>>34444119
Thanks, anon. I appreciate you helping make /r9k/ a happier board.

>>34444134
WHOA I MUSTA MISTYPED A SPOILER SOMEWHERE
sorry for the eye rape, anons

>>34444162
>Eye
>Rape
HmmmmmmmmHmmmm

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>>34444134
I actually didn't, but I thought of myself as very knowledgeable on firearms.

>>34444206
Uhhh... haha... where are you going with this?
>>34444220
So who did?

>>34444232
Oh nevermind me :^)

Are you a virgin? Have you ever been in a relationship? Do you currently have any friends? Are you a wageslave/gradeslave? Answer frankly now, OP.

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>>34444232
Probably some guy much more autistic than myself, but I never knew him.
But I guess I would know more now since I'm older.
I have no interesting weapons of my own yet, so I am sad..

>>34444119
Thanks. I'm just feeling fed up with people online lately and life has been making me feel like a lost cause. Hardly know what to do with myself anymore.
>>34444134
That would be really nice. Warm homemade meals are pretty much all I live for nowadays.

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>tfw wish i had a qt bf

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>>34444319
>tfw in college trying to lose weight
>all I have to eat is cold sandwiches, fruit, and some beverage
I am in serious pain over here anon.

>>34444266
ANON
I AM PURE
>>34444272
I am a virgin. I've been in a relationship with two different girls(both who were interested in me first) but frankly, I did it to be normal and I hated them with my guts. Would much rather stay inside and shitpost on /o/ and /r9k/ than even think about girlpussy. Real girls are disgusting and grose. I have a group of three real life friends. We play D&D together on the weekends, but that's about all. I am a gradeslave. Last semester of high school.
>>34444310
Buy a Chiappa Triple Threat or rebuild a LeMat.
>>34444319
Well, I wish I could cook for you! I want to become /ck/
>>34444340
I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll find someone who flips all the right switches soon.
>>34444347
Eating is good, anon. What would you prefer eating?

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>>34442472
Do you think aliens exist?

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>>34444372
I don't know about the Triple Threat, but the LeMat sounds pretty nice.
I would like an old rifle though.
Also, I just miss my mother's cooking, you really get to missing those pleasures you take for granted once you're deprived of it.
I guess I should've known better.

>>34444412
Of course. Somewhere out there, something else has to be alive. Who was it that said, "We are either alone in the universe, or not alone, and both are equally terrifying?" or sommat. I just think it's unlikely that we're alone.
>>34444419
Maybe an old Hakim?

>>34442472
Whats your favorite ice cream flavor anon?

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>>34444454
I'll probably break my fingers with one of those though, but it seems like it would be worth it.

>>34444460
Mint chocolate chip or banilla!
>>34444495
Yeah! Based Egypt rifle! Please don't hurt yourself, though.

>>34442472
What racing games do you have?

>>34444554
Burnout Paradise, The Crew, Forza Motorsport 6, and Forza Horizon 3. I'm a console pleb. Bought a wheel just for the Forzas, though.

>>34442472
How are you doing right now?

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>>34444511
What firearms do you own?

>>34444706
Pretty okay. Talking to a friend who's high on Skype and drooling over the Noble M600 CarbonSport.
>tfw you will never go on a night drive with your bf around a lake listening to chill music in a dark pink CarbonSport
k-k-k-k-k-k-kill me

but life's not all bad. plenty of good stuff is afoot!
>>34444794
None. I'm too clumsy, and would shoot myself in the tinkler like Cheddar in 8 Mile.

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>>34442472
Whats the difference between a bf/gf minus the physical aspect of the relationship, and a good friend? Don't you ever feel like the whole idea of a "significant other" is just 1 big meme? Like it's always been done like this so it continues to be the norm? You wouldn't walk up to someone and say "want to be my good friend", but yet its normal to ask someone to be your bf/gf. It seems kind of silly for someone to be able to have someone labelled as bf/gf status in about a week or so but it can take months if not years for someone to just feel like a good friend. Ideally, the best bf/gf would be a best friend because you know you like them, looking at it objectively. Thoughts?

>>34444881
Most normalfags don't see it that way, sadly. I agree. But for them, friend and partner are different things. They hide things from their partner, who eventually seems to inevitably become just a source of sexual gratification and a hassle to them. I think you have the right idea, anon. Having a cute friend to love is better than chasing a perfect girl just to put babies in and whine about.

>>34444909
Wow, didn't think you'd agree with all that since it's a pretty...not normal view? I'll take it a step further. Let's address the physical aspect of the relationship objectively. Sex and sexual things are, suppose to*, feel good plus, I would argue it adds or fosters more/stronger feelings with who your partner is. So why is sex limited, or seen limited, to only SO or other traditional relationships? What if the norm was to have sex with your friends and there was no such thing as a bf/gf? Just thoughts, I feel pretty disconnected when it comes to my male counter parts and there selective but endless lust companions.

>>34445017
Mmm, I dunno. If you're implying that monogamy is bad, I disagree. I think it's better to stick with one person, bf/gf or friend or whatever, simply because of loyalty. A sense of owning each other completely, so to speak.

>>34442472
I got a pet birb like a week ago and I can't think of a good name for it, ideas?

>>34445110
What sort of bird is it?

Anons, I'm getting really tired, but if you can keep this thread alive until tomorrow I will respond to everything stacked up overnight.

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>>34445129
It's a senegal parrot it likes to browse the Internet with me

>>34445154
name him Captain

Good night, anons, I think that was my last one for the night. See you all tomorrow, in this thread or the next.

>>34442472
Who are you

oregani

>>34445154
Name him Alfalfa

What do you think about business studies?

HEY TALK TO ME REEEEEE HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOOO

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>>34445185
He's some attention whore desperately trying to create a tripfag identity. He created a thread the other day where he was same fagging, complimenting himself in order to bump the thread and keep it alive. He called himself a male tomoko and is pushing this whole "nothing but positive" personality.

I've posted in 20 threads so far tonight and haven't gotten a single reply.
I think the most interesting threads get ignored and the meme threads like "can women be virgins" get 300 replies. It's retarded.
I waited all night at work to get off and post on the computer because this is my only social interaction and it turns out even you guys are too dumb to be interesting conversation partners. I come to /r9k/ to talk about things that are totally unmentionable in real life and all you guys can do is post stale memes and have the same conversation about the same 3-5 topics over and over again. It's like you're all zombies.

>>34445389
Well, you could say we are....
Robots.