I was bitten by a spider on the dick when i was 5 and have been

Tell us about your sick spider powers.

Then go to /x/

>>34442369
How are you reacting to the current Emrakul, Copterr and Reflector Mage bans?

>>34442369
thats not how spider demons work, poser.

>>34442400
X is full or roleplaying faggots and flatearthers. So,no go on that.

And every night from that day i have had dreams of a person with no distinct features but has a human like shape. They would tell me the future in vague terms and would talk to me if i focused on my thoughts on it.

>>34442448
And i suppose you are of great occult persuasion?

>>34442369
i was bit by a spider on the foreskin as a kid and it took a while to heal closed but if i was circumsized it would have bit the head

dodged a bullet

>>34442489
What are their thoughts on the Emrakul, Copter and Reflector Mage bans? Or do they care more about Gitaxian Probe and Grave Troll?

>>34442523
i'm a big aracnicdemonfag myself

>>34442369
I too enjoy Werewolf: the Forsaken.

>>>/trash/7419414

>>34442549
Ok weeaboo.

>>34442549
So, what are YOUR thoughts on the Emrakul, Copter and Reflector Mage bans?

>>34442369
So you're Schizophrenic?

>won't go to /x/
It's where you belong

>>34442830
I go where i please,nigger.

And no,i am not crazy.

>>34442859
>No I am not crazy
That's what crazy people say

>>34442883
Haha if that is what you think and lets you sleep faster.

>>34442926
I already sleep at maximum speed.

>>34442926
>He thinks I care if demons exist or not
They just most likely don't

>>34442948
Dont you ever, disrepect me.

Unlike you I need and want what I dont have and I deserve it. Why? Because I fucking feel I do. I deserve her love and affection and I will fucking have it.

>youre entitled.

I didnt know being entitled meant i have to lower my fucking self esteem or be a fuckinf roach under a bitch's feet.

Fuck you all im off this thread. I know what I must do to this girl

Unmuted

>>34443020
Right, we get that, but what does she think of the Emrakul, Copter and Reflector Mage bans?

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

>>34442369
Is your spider demon male or female?
Is it hot?
Do you fuck it?