>So, little brother, tell me about all the girls you've

My sister has never asked me this since I am so fucking ugly etc. Maybe if I got in shape and stopped dressing like a 12 year old autist she'd ask me this finally. I'd probably get a little excited just from the question.

>>34440970
who is this goddess and where can i find more of her

I saved myself for the right w-woman. Mom said I should be careful of college girls.
By the way, you break up with chad? Maybe we can go on more dates like this soon?

>>34440970
fuck that hairy arm 2/10, I want the qt who's sad she's eating alone in the back

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>>34441047
google her name

>>34441149
wow being a cute girl sure seems like the life

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>9 year old sister joked about me having a 'secret' gf

>>34440970

why is the table so low

>>34440970
why don't you tell me about your fucking hairy arms

>>34442854
Kek, you made my day, Anon.

Roastie gets toastie

>>34441149

How am I supposed to not kill myself knowing I can't ever get a girl this cute in my life? I can never enjoy life because my genetics suck. I can never have the affection of sure a cute girl all because I was born average looking. What do i do?

>>34440970
>Why tell you when I can show you
> *Unzips dick

also

>BBRAAAAPTHTHPTPPPHT

>>34441002

This.
I'm 28 and my family has never asked me about girls or brought it up even once. If I ever tried to bring it up things just immediately got awkward and uncomfortable.
I fucking hate them. I guess I was delusional about my chances and somehow they all knew, yet they keep me in the dark about everything and just treat me like a retard, expecting me to live this pathetic meme life and treating me like I have no emotions or needs.

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>>34440970
But i dont have any sisters

>>34440970
you know i quit the college

why are you doing this to me?

>>34440970

I haven't been touched by a woman in over two years, now shut the fuck up and pass me the salt

>>34445801
>2 years

dude jsut kys already why are you posting this? you think this will make anybody laugh? empathize?

fucking normies

>>34445827

I asked you to pass me the salt but I guess the salty tears of a bitter virgin will do just fine

>>34445858
whatever you say pal. i'm not interested in roasties anyways.

>>34440970
>"Is this another one of those incest come ons sis because dad already had his way with me in the earlier thread. I am completely tapped out."

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>>34445946
>emplying you get to chose out of women

>>34440970
Well let's see. One was a quirky brunette. We don't talk anymore. The other was a femanon. We don't talk anymore. Then there was the second quirky brunette. We don't talk anymore. Followed by the quirky redhead. We don't talk anymore. Now I'm dating a quirky brunette. Things are actually going well for once. I can only imagine how I'll fuck this up.

>>34446655

Have you ever considered that maybe quirky girls make shitty partners?

manic pixie dream girls are just a meme

>>34440970
This happened to me. So I told her I was gay. And she flipped out. Told our parents. And my dad beat the shit out of me

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>>34440970
Apparently you don't have a sister, OP

>>34440970
>"I met one girl who seemed cute"
>"but as it turned out she didn't want to eat all the eggs, so things didn't work out"

>>34442900
>is genetical trash
>feels entitled to gentically top of the line females

>>34446830
He's on the right track, just from unfortunate conditions.

I support eugenics while fully understanding that the further we take them the closer I come to requiring augmentation myself.

>>34440970
My sister had a son with a 63 year old buffon

>>34441002
This. Everyone I know talks about relationships etc with their siblings. My sister has never brought it up, I'm sure she just knows

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but i have no sister anon

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>>34440970
>"Oh there was only one and it didn't work out and she became a tranny, thats it, why do you expect me to meet lots of women anyway?"

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>>34442900
I'll make you feel better, pham