>that feel when flirting with australians and the thread dies

>>34434969
>tfw flirting with boomerang and jannies prune the thread
>tfw he STILL hasn't given you contact details so you can import him into your country as a mail-order qt bf

>>34435101
I just dunno what to give you! Most of my accounts have all my real name and stuff in them, and I'm afraid a robot might come find me and murder me and turn my body into a seksu doll!

>>34435201
You make stuff that doesn't use your irl details you silly

I have a throwaway email and Skype for exactly that reason, plus my steam has no name listed on it

And who's saying I have to murder you to turn you into a seksu doll? Why not keep you alive and well-loved to also be my qt bf?

>>34435282
Hmm... I don't know what kind of throwaway to make! Emails require all that verification now, I don't like that so much.

>>34435345
It's alright anony, guess it just wasn't meant to be

;-;

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>>34435393
Nah, it's okay! People can't see my real name on my steam, I are a stupid!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/r9ksveryownboomerangchan/
Saving the day! All day!

>>34435424
damn, i saw you on another thread and you look cute. im hoping that allows you to find someone you like. its weird af still, you really should have fought more on being a guy.

>>34435575
i'm so confused as to what you mean by this comment
being a guy is nice, and being a girl is nice 2
i have the best of both worlds!
i mentioned that in another thread too i think

>>34435604
If you have to use idioms then you have lost. Im not suggesting any sexual guy wouldnt sleep with you, Im saying I wish you were just a normal guy. Do what is making you happy, but I always think normal is the happier way.

>>34435723
What do you mean I'm not a normal guy? I switch really, really hard. I can be very boyish when I want to, but I don't like it a lot of times, because I always feel uncomfortable afterwards. I'm not like, not a guy. I'm not on hormones or anything. Just a very feminine boy. Mostly I just like staying inside and being a little girly NEET, and shitposting constantly, and eating a fuckload of ramen.

>>34435772
Stop being a little girly NEET, thats easy. Its a snowflake position where no one is going to criticise you. Im a sad person so im not going to judge your submissivness, but you seem to be not a horrible person, so maybe try to be a guy and make babies.

>>34434969
>daily reminder to kill yourself tripfag

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>another thread got bumped off the catalog for this trash

>>34435840
oops! i love being a girly NEET!
it's okay, anon. in about 5 years i'll be too manly to be a femboy and will enter the next phase of my life

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> people actually want to move to Australia

You do realize it isn't anything like the stereotypes guys?!

>>34435920
Haha, it would be nice to listen to you talk. Im glad if you become a man, but obviously if you have to be a woman then thats how it is. Thanks boomerang, and know i would snog you if i was next you.

>>34435883
That's... not really how it works, anon. There can be LOTS of threads up at once. The ones that don't get posted in for a really long time disappear after a while. There could theoretically be only five threads up at one point. If someone adds a sixth, does one get deleted? Nope!
>>34435926
it has big fields and utes
i love Straya
>>34435993
Snog <3 I luv it!

>>34436011

> t. never left the city

>>34435926
>the stereotype
You'll get swarmed by spiders and snakes, mugged by abos, and maybe pass out in 45 degree Celsius heat before a gaggle of true blue Aussie battlers start remarking on your poor condition in a barely comprehensible English dialect while being too lazy to help out.
>the reality
Second best country in the world for overall quality of life in 2016 according to the OECD, extremely high HDI, great average wages, plenty of neetbux for the lazy, loads of disposable income, climate resembling Europe in places, and most of all, dozens of lonely boys desperate for a bf.

>>34436011
Lol, stop checking your own thread. Being a girl is submitting totally, and you really need to be stronger. I am weak to girl, so even a feminine guy like you makes me want to be forceful( I am a manlet)

>>34436113
wait, did you just lowkey admit you want to fug me?
>>34436090
i don't live in Straya
I want to live in Straya!
but once, when I was young, I lived in a house in rural Tennessee, far away from everything, surrounded by fields with a looooooong dirt road leading to civilization. i wish i could go back.

>>34436179
me wanting to have relations with you has nothing to do with me wanting you to be stronger.

>>34436259
I promiiiiiiise. One day I will be fully on the boy end. But right now? I love being a girly NEET!

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>>34436288
how girly are you boomerang chan? show us c:

>>34436288
Okay boomerang, im glad. Just try not to screw yourself up please. You seem cute, but this thread makes you seem like the worst of attention whores, lol.

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>>34436093

Fucking exactly, the stereotype is funny the first time, but sadly poofs actually believe it.

> climate resembling Europe in places

People were surprised when I told them the entire country isn't sand. (pic related I took in Wilson's Prom)

> dozens of lonely boys desperate for a bf.

I have never encountered this but it would surprised me, nothing can anymore kek

>>34436179

> i don't live in Straya

Oh, well that explains a lot.

I HAVNT READ THE THREAD AT ALL I JUST SAW THE WORD AUSTRALIAN

OBLIGATORY FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL


T. Actual Aussie

>>34436419
All I need to do is find a qt to fill the other half of my double bed, then we can be officially full

>>34436419

AGREED

>>34436446

Just go out and catch a kangaroo or something.

Here is a tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

>>34436446
Get a dog or a fucking shiela then cunt. Man up you dont need no yanks.
>>34436465
Kangaroos are great. Catch a Joey and raise it to be your adorable pet Roo that will staunch cunts who piss you off.

>>34435424
I found some courage and added you anon, pls accept

>>34435772
>I'm not like, not a guy

How can you just switch between modes like that? It's gotta be a sign when your bred-in masculinity is fighting your mental illness like that

>>34436577
I'll breed-in your masculinity you homo

>>34436359
i won't lie and say that i don't like attention, but im only here to help robots
>>34436505
I will
>>34436577
Maybe!

this thread is making me question my sexuality
pls stop
i am afraid of the gay.
n-no homo... haha protein powder and weightlifting... haha!.. BROO!!!

fuck all of you.

>>34436627
Buy a water filter and some super male vitality anon, it'll turn you straight and put you in optimal queer-bashing mode!

>>34436356
I really wanna! I will later tonight, I'm sweaty and I haven't had a shower yet today. But when I get one, I will <3
Promise <3

>>34436611
Get female attention. Stop taking in bots weak enough to be girls. You are pretty silly with this whole thing, but i really wish youd just stop and workout and create tomorrow. I also wish to say im not lonely enough to not reply, but it wont happen, because the girl i love is some dyke now and talking to some confused guy is fun enough to pass time and make me feel wanted as well.

>>34436670
>stop taking in bots
but i luv robots
and i want them to be happy

>>34436498

As a kid my pop had a Joey on his farm, it would practically gutter stomp any fox that went near the chicken coup.

He died of old age at 16

rip

>>34436698
You arent a girl, please stop. They/we are sad and desperate. I would obviously sleep next to you tonight and im a a bot against trans shit. Believe me when i tell you it helps neither of you.

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>>34436660
>sweaty
but that makes it better :3
ill be waiting!

>>34436732
I don't want to be a real girl! Real girls are grose!
>>34436744
I will be here, anon <3

>>34436787
>r9k requires a real girl
I already said how sad and lonely we are. Stop playing us with a talent you have acquired. Im starting to hate you and wish I could rape you and make you cry instead of being nice.

>>34436723
A true Aussie Hero

>>34436861
Don't hate me please and also if you rape me and make me cry it might hurt me

>>34437051
Then go to lgbt, and stop bullying bots that you know will treat you nice but you will cuck. Of course id fucking rape you as you are hurting these bots you dolt.

>>34437211
no one can cuck me if I don't belong to anyone! i'm here to cutepost and spread good cheer.

>>34437233
cutepost? jesus christ. what do those tinder threads and 10/10 threads do to the already weak bots? holy fuck we need help more than you and the other trolls confusion. please realise the actual harm you and others like you do. i wish you well irl, but not on this meek board.

>>34437293
i'm not a TROLL
I'm legitimately trying to help

>>34437323
how the fuck do you help? i look like what you want, but im you tee hee hee. trying might be what want to do, but hurting is all it is. Im sorry boomerang but you arent helping anyone.

>>34437378
it's not stopping. im here to fight
for your right
to HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPAYYYY

>>34437394
what? we are here arent we? we arent happy. a female illusion, whether mtf, or stacy, or roastie haunts this board. my god you really dont listen to the sadness in this board. everyday i look at girls and see people who make me sad and that i can never please. you and other trap/girl/mtf needs to go. you are actually insane, or whatever, but we are hurt.

>>34437447
wow mister you sure got rude fast

>>34437701
I just want the people of the board to stop feeling so bad. Of course I want you to feel better, but not when you hurt people. Goodnight boom.

>>34437927
goodnight sadanon