>be 20 >lost my virginity to an escort tonight >didn't

welcome to the club, how much money did you WASTE

Now you can join me in spergraging at all the fucking idiots who say "hurr durr you'll cum in 10 seconds virgin lol"

Losing your virginity isn't as simple as having sex; if it were, none us would be virgins.

>>34434932
>>34435134
Let me guess: you're cut. Us uncut fellows blow our load in ten seconds, but then come back for a spirited round two.

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>>34435119
50 bucks (euros actually), feel really dumb right now
>>34435134
ahah alright!

>>34435189
Yes I am, due to phimosis

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>>34435159
Wot the fuck r u implying mate
Iv never had sex

>>34435189
But, desu I suffer from clinical depression which might be the real cause, and antidepressants too.

>>34435189
No, I'm not cut and I've never ever come close to blowing my load in 10 seconds (or 5 minutes) with any woman I've been with.

>>34435281
>desu
I wrote "desu" and it changed in desu... what the hell

>>34435285
I think you're taking it a little to literally there boss

>>34435432
*too

fug

>>34435189
Wow. Lots of pleasing to be done in 10 seconds eh?

>>34435432
You're either cut or not... It's hardly like there's shades of gray here buddy

>>34435495
I meant the 10 seconds part you retard

>>34435458
Girls don't care, they take it as a compliment. Never cumming is rude and tiresome.

>>34434932
What did her butthole look like

Did it smell

>>34434932
whats your nationality

how did she look like

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>>34435637
because cumming in 1 minute and the going to sleep is the best, huh?

>>34435657
like a butthole, u no? Naah, it didn't

>>34435688
Italian
Blonde, 30, skinny, small tits.Body was like pic related, but her face was different

Same happened to me but at 18.
At least you wont die a virgin now.

>>34435766
where did u find her
fellow pastafag here

>>34435766
With a girl that you didn't pay for, you don't stop having sex after you cum once. If you cum immediately, you try again after 5 minutes of talking/cuddling, which is better than fucking her sore (not a good thing) for an hour and never finishing.

>>34435815
yeah, at least I know how it feels like to have sex.I didn't find it exceptional btw...
>>34435843
On the street
>>34435891
>Implying that I can find a girl
Anon, pls

>>34435933
you just took her on your car and drove her home?
shit just doesnt feel right

>>34435933
Then you'll have "normal" sex (hopefully) and find out that sex with an escort is pretty exceptional compared to with a regular girl.

>>34435960
I took her and drove to her home
Why doesn't it feel right?

>>34435989
Do you mean that sex with hookers is better or the opposite, a bit confused

>>34436085
Sex with hookers is much better.
Besides the emotional connection thing of course. I don't know how love feels.