Hold it right there! You have 10 seconds to prove you're

>>34433706
I'm an autist who lives with his parents

I haven't had sex in over 1 year.

>>34433706
At 26 I am a virgin who lives with his parents. I can stay, right?

>>34433706
I'm an autistic, trappy tripfag

>>34433706
I'm a 24 year old virgin NEET that lives at home still

I masturbated on my friend's dog the other day after his other dog didn't want to lick my cock.

I daydream about people so it feels like I've socially interacted for the day

>>34433751
I found my twin, are you also jobless?

>>34433706
7 year NEET hikki KHV

Should I keep going?

>>34433706

Hughless kissless virgin

Can jerk off up to 12 times a day no problem

Have seen every gore and lewd thing there is to see

Chronic bad breath that I'm to beta to fix

20 year old depression on which I've grown and developed my personality

Above average IQ

NEET, I failed even the easiest of degrees.

Live with parents

No purpose in life

Wake up sometimes and stay in bed trying to sleep again, as I have nothing better to do

I'm a virgin NEET living with his parents

I'm a 21 KV thats sits in PJs 90% of the time

>>34433706

My sister told me to delete my YT videos because people in her school found them.

>>34433856
Yep, that does it. Come on in.

25y girl, virgin
escaped from crazy muslim family
converted to christianism
now kind of homeless and traveling around the world
support al assad and putin

i'm a 22 kv, that's more than enough of a proof

>>34433924
how dare you disobey your parents you whore

>>34433806
Me too. I guess we're triplets.

>>34433806
>>34433957
Sorry, I'm a wagecuck

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I just went to grab my jizz sock and jerk off until I couldn't find it and realized my Mom found it when she cleaned my room while I was out and threw it away. I'm 25.

>>34434000
I'm a normie and this still happens to me.

>>34434008
Dont let the door hit ya on the way out.
Originando post

>have gf
>have had all kinds of sex
>occasionally party
>have friends
>use social media
>attend college
>regularly interact with new people without issues
wait...

>>34433706
I'm 32 and I don't drive, and I lurk a board for depressed virgins.

>>34434033
Why? I'm not going anywhere.

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>>34433706
Check out my case of piss bottles. GTFO NORMALSCUM REEEEEEEEEEEE

proof enough?

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>>34433706
I am a 21 year old NEET virgin who lives at home and hasn't had contact with people outside my family for over a year

>>34434054
Change GF to wife and same here.

Because I'm not a normie

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>>34434122
Whats wrong normal fag? CAN'T HANDLE THE PISS? GTFO RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I havent left my house since christmas day

i just bingewatched game of thrones omg i have no life lol such a nerda x3

>>34433706
hugless and kissless virgin

no social media

can't fuckin sleep

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>paid a prostitute to lose my virginity
>into femdom
>into taller / older girls
>proud manlet
>proud skeleton

However according to what most of /r9k/ are like I'm not a robot either. What does that make me?

My first and only gf who I dated for 6 years dumped me over the phone for a chad (turned out she'd been cheating on me for the last few months). I became so obsessive that I failed a couple classes and she became convinced I was a stalker.

That was in September of last year and I've since given up on people. I spend more time gaming than anything else, sleeping included. I haven't had an in person conversation with another human being in over a week.

>>34433706
Still don't have a girlfriend in uni, humiliated by chad in school.

It's a thursday night and I'm using blender to make shitty 3D stuff instead of going out like a cool kid of the cool kid club

20 year old
Dropped out of high school
Work in retail
About to get fired from retail
Virgin
Social anxiety
Been a neet 3/5 past years
No goal in life
Frail bones

At least i have some friends i never see anymore due to drug addiction

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>>34433706
B-but I am a normie.
P-please believe me...

i got my 16 yo sister to start wearing diapers and i pretend to be her mommy im male

>>34433706
Aint gotta prove shit fucc boi

>>34433706
>30
>Living at home
>Virgin
>No friends

>>34433706
I have 1 empty and 1 almost empty 1.5L bottle of the cheapest 40% booze I know next to me, I drank them in one week. Drank them on my own because I haven't seen anyone beside cashiers for two weeks.

Sucked my own dick

>>34433706
I'm a fat KHV NEET that does nothing but play vidya and jerk off all day long

>>34433706
I'm a KHV that's never had a job and has no friends

>>34433730
hello norman
welcome to the virgin board

>>34433706
I sit in my parents garage playing the same 90s video games repeatedly and believe I am a better human being for it.

>>34434273
>What does that make me?
A normalfag, what kind of dumb question is that?

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I am a 20 year old KHTV that was home schooled and have never held a conversation with any human being that lasted more than 10 words and I've never spoken to a female that was not a register that I mumbled 2-3 words at while avoiding eye contact.

I spend all my time watching re watching anime that I've already seen because I hate almost everything that has aired over the last half decade and I play video games like Mount & Blade and TES titles over and over for thousands of hours.

I have been browsing 4chan every day since my father gave me Fate/Stay Night for my 9th birthday and I found /a/ while looking for porn of my waifu(Saber)

Everyone on this board is a failed normalfag piece of shit and I hate you all and wish you'd all grow tumors in your esophagus'

>>34433706
I have no friends and paint my fingernails black.

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20yo kissless handheldless hugless

Virgin with hiv

Am I welcome

>>34435936
Pretty sure normalfags:

>are against prostitution
>are not into femdom
>would not be proud of being short or underweight (at least most men wouldn't)

>>34433706
23 year old, no physical contact with anyone out side of my faimly ever.

>>34433706
>khv
>constantly sperg out in social situations
>play video games constantly
>call sister a stacy in front of other people, unironically

>>34433706
14 year KHV

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21 neet, haven't left my home since i dropped out of high school at 16. should've just killed myself.

>>34433706
I've never had sex or had a girlfriend, and I don't use snapchat, facebook, instagram ect. The only social media I have is Twitter and I don't use my real name for it, nor do I use it for any sort of social interaction.

>>34436977
Fuck off User.

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>>34433706
I`m a kissless,28 virgin that plays fucking Necrons in tabletop Warhammer 40K.

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I share the same bedroom with my brother so i have to masturbate in the shower or in the kitchen. I have a plastic cup i just refer to as the "jizz cup" that i pour all my semen into when i masturbate over the sink. It's in the very back of the cup drawer. I rarely have the house to myself so when i bring out the jizz cup i know it's a special occasion

>>34433706
KHV that's spent his entire life in front of a computer and has accomplished nothing

KHV with a dick full of eczema. [sp]It hurts to touch it [/sp]